Business joke Buy toad to sell toad

Mondo Health Updated on 2024-02-07

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I was talking to a business friend on this day, and I asked him about his business experience, and he told me a story: "A merchant went into a mountain village to buy frogs for 10 yuan a piece. A few villagers caught hundreds of frogs in just one day, and made money to add furniture. Later, the merchant raised the price to 20 yuan, and the whole village ran to catch the frogs, and the merchants bought all of them. Later, it was difficult to catch the frogs in the village, and the merchant raised the price to 50 yuan at this time, but because he had caught too many frogs before, he was basically caught. At this time, the merchant asked his assistant to sneak back to the village, and the 30 yuan was only sold in the village, and the villagers frantically snapped up the purchase; Then he waited for the merchant to come and buy it, but the merchant never came to ......”

After that, my friend asked me, "What does this story tell us?" “

I thought about it for a moment and said, "When you do business, you have to put a long line to catch big fish!" “

The friend took a puff of his cigarette and said in a deep voice, "It seems that you still don't understand?" “

I thought at the time, a businessman is a businessman, the artistic conception is really extraordinary, I cast a worshipful eye and begged him to point out the truth, he said slowly: "This tells us, you have to have the capital, everyone understands the truth, but how many can you have the capital?" “

I suddenly came to my senses, at night, I tossed and turned, looking at the balance of my bank card, I couldn't even afford 100 frogs, how could I talk about business!

Lying on the sofa playing with my phone, I fell asleep in a daze, the phone slipped from my hand, I picked it up and looked at it, it was over, the screen was broken.

When I was sad, I saw my little nephew sitting on the ground not far away, got up and walked over, pushed down the blocks in front of him, turned around and lay on the sofa and played with his mobile phone as if nothing happened.

While I was playing, my little nephew came over crying, snatched my phone and slammed it to the ground.

In the evening, when my brother came back, I took the broken phone and said to him, "Look, this is what your son did!" “

My brother looked at it and bought me a new phone the next day.

Although he was a little wronged by his little nephew, his uncle was also forced to be helpless!

Hey! You're a fucking talent! 」

On duty on Sundays, take my son to the unit. The colleague teased his son: "Who is the most powerful in your family?" The son didn't even think about it: "Of course it's my mother, my mother is a qigong master!" The colleague wondered: "Did your mother practice qigong?" The son shook his head: "My mother's ability to get angry at every turn is the best in the world!" ”

I just bought a pie, I took it home and stood on the balcony to eat, and as soon as I took a bite, I heard a man confessing to a girl downstairs!

He said, "Please, be my girlfriend?" The woman shouted: Stop dreaming! Can I talk to you? You don't have a house, you don't have a car, you don't have a deposit, unless there's pie in the sky! I didn't even think about it, and the half-pulled leek egg pie fell towards the inner girl's head, and smacked her face....Then I silently said in my heart: Come on, young man! There's only so much more to help you.

One day, my brother looked at the couple for a long time, and then he sighed and said, Sister, your husband will definitely be very handsome in the future. Then after I listened to it, I was so happy in my heart, I thought that I really deserved to be my biological brother, and praised me so implicitly for being beautiful. However, people will always have vanity, so I asked expectantly, "Why?" "Because usually the husbands of ugly people are very handsome."

I" ......

My wife took a ** and said: Okay, I'll go over and see her right away. I asked what's wrong? She said: My good sister "hit the shirt". I said, "No, I'm going to see it too?" She said she was driving through a tunnel when she hit a mountain.

There was a good-looking man who asked me for **, I decisively refused, I said you have a problem, can you give it thousands of dollars?

He said to ask me for a ** number, and I said that I can't give you this number for several years!

Then he left, and I found out that he was really sick, so he almost robbed it, didn't he? If you meet, you're going to **, and you're going to have a ** number when you're done, and I still have phone bills in my number.

I once went to supper, and there was only one customer in the shop, and it was a girl. She has already eaten almost, and she is probably calling her boyfriend **, talking and arguing, the girl finished speaking: Get away, divide it, don't regret it!

hung up ** and cried on the table.

My boss and I were stunned, I didn't know whether to persuade or not, after a while, she wiped her tears, took the menu and said: Boss, add two more Dongpo elbows!

The first time I met you, it was autumn, your family harvested rice, you said you liked me, I went to your house, the rice was cut, and you suddenly said that you think we are not suitable. The second time you picked up potatoes at home, you said that we could try again, but you still liked me, and when the potatoes were finished, you went to ...... out of townThese three times, you came to me again and said that you would be with me steadily. Get out of the way, I'll pinch my fingers: it's time for your family to break corn.

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