The end of the universe is to sell goods, and after Lao Teh was fined 350 million US dollars, he beg

Mondo Science Updated on 2024-02-24

The end of the universe is Internet celebrities, and the end of Internet celebrities is selling goods.

If you want to say that Lao Teh is the most successful ** in the United States, many people may disagree, but to say that Lao Teh is the most "red" ** in the United States, it is absolutely deserved.

And Lao Teh is also nicknamed "Twitter**" because he likes to make a big deal on the American Internet more than any **, but because of this, Lao Te, as an "Internet celebrity", has also gained a huge number of fans, more than all the ** fans in the United States combined.

In China, Internet celebrities who don't bring goods are not qualified Internet celebrities at all, and Lao Teh has no teachers and has started a career of bringing goods.

After he was fined 3After 500 million US dollars, it is estimated that in order to fill the deficit and also to promote the show, Lao Teh appeared at the sneaker conference in Philadelphia and personally brought a pair of high-top sneakers.

The gold color scheme, the nouveau riche look, the American flag elements, and the "T" on the tongue representing Trump all show the designer's exaggerated and poor aesthetic.

Lao Te is also dutifully doing sales, saying that he planned to do this a long time ago, this is indeed a good thing and other exaggerated advertising words, in this regard, he should really participate in China's Internet celebrity training courses and learn how to write copy.

The name of the shoe shows its style, called "Never Surrender", * set at $399, or a limited edition, only 1,000 pairs, including 10 pairs of autographed models, which is a small easter egg.

Aside from other identities, Internet celebrities are Internet celebrities, and Internet celebrity fans are basically unreasonable, 1000 pairs of exaggerated sneakers with a strong personal style were directly snapped up, and even fried to $5000 a pair.

So what about the rest of the fans who didn't grab it? Don't panic, Lao Teh has also prepared an ordinary version, priced at $199, and 95% off when you buy two pairs, buy more and get more discounts, which is a pet fan.

If it's okay, I'll pay for the lawsuit, who will let us be a family.

This is not the first time Lao Teh has sold peripherals, when he was briefly imprisoned, T-shirts and hats were sold, both traffic and money, Lao Teh has tasted the sweetness of bringing goods more than once, if you can let go of this opportunity, then there will be ghosts.

Therefore, if Mugen wants to say, this American ** should not be the right thing, if this election fails, it is better to come to China to be an Internet celebrity, make money for two years, learn to get on the car 3, 2, 1, and build two Trump Towers again.

Don't you say?

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