Let me start with a question:
What is ambiguity? 】
The post-20s generation may say that "ambiguity is like xx and xxx in the class".
The post-90s generation may think of the person in their hearts with a little sentimentality when explaining.
The post-80s generation may pour you a glass of wine, and then sigh while drinking until you get drunk.
But the older generation will give you an unexpected answer:
Ambiguous? I also love my sister. ”
Douyin @大森子.
Ambiguous? Love sister?
There is a strange rationality hidden in the outrageous.
After all, the pronunciation is the same, and if you don't write it, who knows what words you say?
The interview above is from a guy called@大森子of Chengdu bloggers.
He often asked the grandparents in the village funny questions.
And the answers of the uncles and aunts in the village are mainly four words:
Already! Read! Disorderly! Return!
For example, "Where does a mosquito bite not itch?" 】
Auntie: Biting on a blood vessel doesn't itch.
Douyin @大森子.
Faced with the same problem, the reactions of the aunts and uncles are also different.
Given the length of 5 cm, do you want to add it in**?
Some grandmothers said that their home is not five centimeters, and their home is in the rural countryside of Chengdu.
Douyin @大森子.
Some uncles said they wanted to put it around their necks.
Douyin @大森子.
Only this uncle blushed instantly.
Douyin @大森子.
I thought of it, but I didn't dare to say it. jpg
I know everything, uncle.
You're definitely thinking about [@ $%, right?]
And [Do you know Newton?] 】
Grandma A: Cows are less than a ton, but cows are at least two tons.
Douyin @大森子.
Do you know Edison? 】
Grandpa B: I know, it's just that the two of them love each other so deeply.
None of the answers were on point, but they were all rightly reasonable.
What a perfect state of mind is this?
In addition, the blogger also asked the old people some questions that plague the young nowadays.
For example, love. Do you have anything you would like to say to your ex? 】
Auntie: Let's be honest, money