"What kind of person should a person with a scum-sucking physique find to be happy in love? When Li Datou asked about Lao Chai, Lao Chai was eating pears, and the pear cores on the ground next to the bed had been piled up in the shape of the base of the pyramid.
Lao Chai is Li Datou's best friend, and he lives in a corridor, when Li Datou met a scumbag girl for the second time, in line with the principle of proximity, Li Datou naturally chose Lao Chai as his emotional trash can.
Lao Chai swallowed the last bite of the fifth pear, his eyes were fixed in the distance, his speech was slurred, and he replied directly to him: "Find another slag-sucking physique, negative or negative is positive."
Li Datou thinks it makes sense, it's great! So he happily left.
When the door was closed, Lao Chai just placed the fifth pear core in the middle of the base of the pyramid, and a pyramid was impressively formed.
After getting Lao Chai's feedback, in order to get rid of the social identity of a single dog, Li Datou began to investigate all kinds of women around him, from colleagues to customers.
Once there is a familiar one, disguise it as a male girlfriend and someone else's ** relationship.
In his plan, as long as he found out that the other party was a scum-sucking physique, he would immediately wait for an opportunity to attack.
But after a while, he searched and searched, and he also encountered a lot of slag-sucking physique like him, but none of them could break through.
For this reason, he was also depressed for a while, until he met Zhang Xiaoluan, which ushered in his spring.
Zhang Xiaoluo, as the name suggests, is very picky, but her family is rich, but she is picking, picking at classmates, picking at friends, and picking at herself.
Li Datou, the head is not big at all, just round, inch, the hair is quite thick, and the hairline has not receded, and he doesn't know why he is called Li Datou, not Li Yuantou.
Zhang Xiaojiao could have avoided it, but the educational environment of the poor family raising her daughter created her nature.
Li Datou picked out the road, the family was already poor, and his pockets were relatively clean, so he couldn't pick it up.
But he has a strong sense of principle on the issue of picking, he is often very generous to the people he likes, but he is frugal, and after a long time, a phenomenon has been formed, dating outside and paying generously, and going home late at night to eat soil alone.
Although Li Datou and Zhang Xiaojiao are both picking, they can come together because of a coincidence.
Li Datou is from a poor family, and the people he looks down on the most are people who rely on relationships and favors to do things, Zhang Xiaojiao just is.
At that time, Li Datou was still a well-known original ** series in China, Zhang Xiaoli was "the second generation of officials + the second generation of rich", because Zhang Xiaoluan's mother company and the group company have a cooperative relationship, Zhang Xiaoli just fell in love with writing, in order to cooperate happily, so Zhang Xiaoluan's mother found Li Datou's ** under the Li Datou Group, in the name of cooperation, Zhang Xiaoluan's ** published in Li Datou's work, Li Datou took over the important task under the instructions of the leader, and became Zhang Xiaoluan's responsible editor.
Although Li Datou is a series, he has the power of life and death as the author, but his heart is not small.
Although Zhang Xiaoluan is a big lady, her father doesn't love her mother since she was a child, but her temper is not big.
At that time, Li Datou was a professional person, busy as a dog during the day, and wanted to write a ** at night to develop a side business.
At that time, Zhang Xiaoluan was still a student, and his senior year was very idle, and in addition to writing every day, the happiest thing was to update.
It is not easy for Li Datou to drift north, and in order to squeeze the bus to catch the subway, he gets up early every day.
Zhang Xiaoluan is in a period of high enthusiasm for creation, and he has to update it every morning and evening.
She doesn't care if Li Datou is busy or not, but the content she wants to update every day needs to be reviewed by Li Datou so that her readers can see it, and then give her feedback and evaluation.
So, as soon as Li Datou turned on the phone every morning, "tick-" came a text message: update, update ......In this regard, Li Datou was upset for a while, and the good mood of the day was gone.
In the evening, Li Datou hadn't finished writing yet, and the "tick-" text message came again: update, update ......It's over, a good sleep is gone.
In the face of Zhang Xiaojiao's "excessive" requirements during non-working hours, Li Datou was very dissatisfied, and every time he received a text message urging the review, he had to reply a few words: "I just got up, and I haven't gone to work yet!" (cold sweat)" "What is urging, don't you see that I'm busy, can't I judge later!" (crazy)" "It's so late, and I'm still urging, and I don't let people sleep!" (angry)"....In the face of Li Datou's coldness and irritability, Zhang Xiaojiao was very puzzled, just let me pass, how much time can you use? Shouldn't a good employee work inside and outside, and never give up when things happen? In the face of Zhang Xiaoluan's harassment and persistence, Li Datou was very dissatisfied, you don't buy brand-name bags, travel abroad, enjoy life, what are you doing originally? Are you this piece of material? See what you've written? Litter! Immature! In this way, the two wrote bad reviews to each other in their hearts when they didn't know each other.
After maintaining this state for a while, one day Zhang Xiaoluan's mother suddenly came.
At that time, Li Datou was training and studying in the General Administration of Press and Publication, and accidentally received a call from Zhang's mother at night, saying that her daughter was harassed by rogue readers on the Internet and was very sad, what should she do? Li Datou is too familiar with this situation, he doesn't have to think about it at all, he has a solution in minutes, and Zhang's mother's mobile phone was also handed over to Zhang Xiaojiao's hands, so it created the first conversation between Li Datou and Zhang Xiaojiao.
In **, Zhang Xiaojiao is very lost and helpless, changing his usual annoying image.
Li Datou couldn't help but feel sympathy and pride in his heart: Look, no, this little problem can't be dealt with, and I have to go out! Listen obediently, Miss! Li Datou Balabala said a lot, clearly organized, focused, and appropriate, and quickly solved the doubts in Zhang Xiaoluan's heart, she knew what to do at once, and the depression in her heart was swept away.
After this conversation, Zhang Xiaoluan felt that Li Datou was not so bad, and it was quite effective at critical times, like a big brother next door, mainly because his voice was so good.
Since then, every time Zhang Xiaoluan encounters a problem, he takes the initiative to call Li Datou, as long as Li Datou is not very busy, he will take the time to appease her first, and over time, I don't know when it started, the two of them chatted and formed a habit.
Zhang Xiaojiao is still busy with code words every day, once the update is completed, she will go to talk to Li Datou, in addition to code words and updates, chatting with Li Datou has also become her happiest thing.
Li Datou works step by step every day, works during the day, writes at night, and chats with Zhang Xiaoluan for a while in his free time, he doesn't think Zhang Xiaoluan will disturb him, but feels that someone has someone to talk to, it's good! Li Datou doesn't talk much and can't chat; Zhang Xiaoluan is a talker, and he has endless words every day.
Li Datou has been a scholar since he was a child, and Zhang Xiaojiao is a natural scumbag.
Li Datou has liked ** and art since he was a child, and his family is poor and has no opportunity to study, but Zhang Xiaoli will do it.
Zhang Xiaoluan likes to write, hoping to release his inner emotions through creation, but the foundation is not good, but Li Datou is very good.
Li Datou is engaged in the cultural industry, with a low salary and no money.
Zhang Xiaojiao's major in finance, coupled with his family background and relationships, has a lot of money.
Li Datou's family is harmonious and full of warmth; Zhang Xiaoluan was abandoned by his parents in his hometown since he was a child, and he was brought up by his grandfather, and he was longing for the warmth of family affection.
With this understanding, Zhang Xiaoyan and Li Datou found that what the other party has happens to be what they don't have and have longed for for a long time, they are like the lost other half of each other's lives, as long as they are added, they are the whole world.
They are so compatible, just like the heavens designed, although they are separated by thousands of rivers and mountains, they have not met, but they can be so compatible.
Once the throbbing emotion in their hearts germinates, it is uncontrollable, and it soon comes to the point where it comes naturally.
Both of them could clearly feel each other's affection, but Li Datou had concerns and didn't dare to open his mouth to provoke.
Fortunately, at this time, Zhang Xiaoluan took the initiative to express his thoughts: "Will you come to Shencheng to see me?" Zhang Xiaoyan asked.
Yes! Li Datou said.
I thought, why don't you just buy a plane ticket, it's a little meaning.
Will you come to England to see me? Zhang Xiaoyan asked again (Zhang Xiaoxuan wants to study in the UK after graduation).
Yes! Li Datou paused, gritted his teeth and said.
It's a big deal to save more money, although it is a little more difficult, it can still be achieved.
Will you like me when you see me? Zhang Xiaoyan asked again.
Yes! Li Datou said without thinking.
Will you go behind my back to find another girlfriend? As soon as Li Datou made the word "will" mouth shape, he felt a little wrong, and hurriedly stopped his mouth, but fortunately he found it in time, and almost said bald mouth, this series of questions, pit daddy! “…No! Li Datou, who reacted, said resolutely.
Zhang Xiaoluan got the answer he wanted, and he was very happy, but Li Datou always felt that ** was wrong, and after thinking about it carefully, it seemed that the relationship between the two had not yet been formally established, so it was Li Datou's turn to ask Zhang Xiaoluan: "Are you willing to be my girlfriend?" Li Datou said.
I do. Zhang Xiaoyan didn't have time to be shy, so he blurted out.
If your parents objected, would you still insist on staying with me? Li Datou asked again.
If they object, I'll go to Yanjing with you and elope! Zhang Xiaojiao said very firmly.
If I can't make money, are you willing to live a hard life with me? Li Datou asked again.
Isn't there still me? I majored in finance, and after graduation, I went to investment banking, which made a lot of money, and I will not be miserable in the future.
Zhang Xiaoxuan said confidently.
Li Datou also got the answer he wanted, he was very happy and relieved, but he always felt that things were not so simple, aside from these, he was still a little worried: Zhang Xiaoluan's family has a head and face in Guangdong, and Li Datou's family has no head and face in the northwest village.
Zhang Xiaoli's parents love face, and Li Datou's family has no face.
Zhang Xiaoluan's parents are rich, and Li Datou's parents are sick (lumbar disc herniation, both of which are tired from work).
Now, Zhang Xiaoluan is in Shencheng and Li Datou is in Yanjing, and they are in a long-distance relationship.
A year later, Zhang Xiaoluan was in the UK, and Li Datou was still in Yanjing, and they were in a foreign relationship.
The gap between Zhang Xiaoluan and Li Datou's families is too big, the door is not right, and the household is wrong.
The distance between Li Datou and Zhang Xiaoluan is too far, and it is difficult to meet and get along.
With such a comparison, Li Datou suddenly felt that the love between him and Zhang Xiaoluan was a bit nonsense, and he didn't know whether he could become a thief in the end, but now that he was on the thief ship, it seemed that he couldn't regret it! Alas! I'm so irritable, what should I do? Just when Li Datou was worried, Zhang's mother gave him a dose of reassurance.
That day, Li Datou was at work, Zhang's mother suddenly came, generally Zhang's mother would not call him at this point, every time he played before, it was night, he was the chairman, every day was a good day, today is a bit abnormal.
Li Datou took the **, and Zhang's mother came up and told him good news, saying that a newspaper in Shencheng was recruiting people and had a career establishment, and she had a relationship, so she asked Li Datou if he wanted to go.
When Li Datou heard this, he was overjoyed, such a good thing Mother Zhang told me, is Mother Zhang very optimistic about me? Is she nurturing me now? If this is the case, will she not object to the future of me and Zhang Xiaoluan? With a stomach full of questions and happiness, he quickly told Zhang Xiaoluan the good news, Zhang Xiaoluan was also very happy to hear it, she was sure that her mother was helping Li Datou, and also encouraged Li Datou to come to Shencheng to develop, if he could go over earlier, and when Zhang Xiaoluan came back from studying abroad, he would also stabilize, so that they would be able to pass the road in the future.
Li Datou was a little moved, the problem of Beipiao that he had worried about seemed to have been solved all at once, the house, household registration, work, etc., went so smoothly that he felt incredible, just changed the city, all this is like pie in the sky, right! smashed him on the head, he couldn't help but want to pee on himself, to see where he was so prominent, why was he so blessed! Although the reality is so plump, Li Datou never thought of taking advantage, Zhang Xiaoluan's family now lives in a 90-square-meter house, and there is a 500-square-meter villa under renovation, Li Datou can't afford to buy a house if he goes to Shencheng, but he won't ask for the house given by Zhang's mother in vain, he wants to live in the name of renting, and then give Zhang's mother rent every month; If you want to work, try to find it yourself, and it is better to rely on others than on yourself; Hukou, you can wait for Zhang Xiaoxuan to move over together after getting married.
Li Datou has such a calculation in his heart, it seems to be very good, it is false to say that he is not moved, but he Li Datou still has one thing that he can't let go! Li Datou's parents are old and have children, he is the only son of his parents, although he has five sisters in front of him, but what his father and mother care about the most is him.
Although Li Datou's mother was suspected of being ashamed of not being able to give birth to a son for the old woman of Yixue's neighbor, she kept giving birth, giving birth, and giving birth to ......gave birth to six children in one go, until Li Datou was born, but this could not hide the old couple's expectations and love for him.
Li Datou's parents have been looking forward to their son all their lives, and finally they are looking forward to it, when Li Datou graduates from primary school, in order to give him better conditions for schooling, they will be sent to other places again, and then they will start to wait again.
In this way, Li Datou has been going to school in other places until he graduated from college, so he can come back, but his hometown has no future, and for the sake of his career, he went to the north again.
The love that his parents have for Li Datou since he was a child still lingers in Li Datou's mind, and Li Datou feels deeply indebted to his parents.
Now he is in Yanjing, close to his hometown, although he can't take care of them, but he can often go back to see them, if he goes to Shencheng, the mountains are high and the road is far away, it is not easy to come back, what if his parents miss their son? What happens when his parents need someone to take care of him? How could he abandon his parents who gave birth to him, raised him, and loved him for the sake of his love! Li Datou has bitterness in his heart, but he doesn't say it, he wants to put all the pressure on himself, and he wants a time to get the best of both worlds, so that he can neither owe his parents nor Zhang Xiaojiao.
Li Datou was suffering in the north and was exhausted, while Zhang Xiaojiao was thinking nonsense in the south, worrying about the sky.
After Mother Li found out about me, would she be dissatisfied with me? Will they agree to Li Datou and my future marriage? When I get married in the future, will my mother-in-law bully me? Li Datou and Zhang's mother are very familiar and don't need to communicate anymore; Zhang Xiaoluan still doesn't know Li's mother, and everything is still unknown.
Zhang Xiaoyan felt that she should take the initiative and report to Li's mother.
So, she asked for Li's mother's ** and dialed it: "Tut-tut-" Hey? "Hey! Aunt! I'm Zhang Xiaoxue, Li Datou's girlfriend, have you mentioned it to you! Zhang Xiaoxuan took the initiative.
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