Looking back over the years, when my friends were showing their new homes, the Nordic-style decoration, open kitchen, and cold TV wall made me almost think that they were fighting a single suite to live in turns.
My greatest contribution to friendship is to resist saying that: Why do you all live in a model room?
As I endured it for a long time, I found that not only the house was exactly the same, but also the dramas I watched, the songs I listened to, and the faces I brushed were all the same.
The scenery is still the same - no matter where you go.
looks at the popular dramas, hot songs, anchors, and scenery ...... like a model roomI just realized:
Our life is becoming a big model room.
Nowadays, people can only go to the model room scenic spot for tourism.
The biggest feeling of tourism in recent years is not that the whole world is speaking Chinese, but that there is the same Internet celebrity ancient city in the whole of China.
Each ancient water town is a unified style of blue bricks and tiles, red lanterns regardless of the season, small concrete bridges, and dark green flowing water.
Walking further inside, it is nothing more than a straw hat fan, refrigerator magnet, gluten grilled sausage, and high imitation shoes.
In the depths of the street, there must be a niche check-in bookstore and a post-8090s childhood memory museum.
Bamboo milk tea is stacked on the windowsill, wolf's tooth potatoes are spread outside the house, mutton skewers in Xinjiang diffuse the aroma of duck meat, and stinky tofu in Changsha is reminiscent of the boys' dormitory, a snack bar that sells authentic food from four or five places at the same time.
There is also a big street sign at the door, thinking that your wind is still blowing to xx.
Even if the ancient town has no imagination, the former residences of celebrities are more and more similar.
The exact same white walls and gray tiles, the exact same stone pavement, the exact same lake pavilion, and even the interior layout, it is a row of square tables and two wooden chairs.
There is a plaque at the main entrance, xx hall.
If you want to write an x house or x house, you are embarrassed to sell tickets.
Coming out of such a celebrity house, you will feel that the "model house" is not unique to today, but a traditional virtue.
And each scenic spot seems to have become an open-air photography base, renting out costumes, selling props, and even providing group performances, queuing for two hours, shooting for five minutes, and leaving 21 hours to go back to the hotel P picture to send to the circle of friends.
The same filter, the same copy, the only difference is the positioning.
I'm afraid that something different from the Internet and a little bit of my own thoughts will ruin this perfect trip.
Nowadays, people can only look at the works in the model room for leisure.
The words "subject to the real thing" on the packaging of instant noodles are small enough to be read with a magnifying glass, but in principle, it does not lie to you.
Most of today's Internet celebrity TV series and movies should have similar words written on them, because the things they provide are similar to the bread of different brands of instant noodles.
Whether it is a Xianxia drama, an urban drama, a time-traveling drama, or a workplace drama, they all only do one thing, love + cheating.
Whether it's a war movie, an action movie, a comedy, or a horror movie, only one filter is used, beautification + skin grinding.
Whether it is urban inspirational, historical drama, mythological fantasy, there is only one kind of character, rich + beautiful.
If you accidentally click on a legal drama and want to learn some legal knowledge.
As a result, the biggest punishment in it is to be sentenced to lifelong loneliness by love. Then the remaining handsome guys and beauties continued to fall in love on the highest floor of the office building, with a hundred and twenty level of beauty.
The propaganda said that the special effects were benchmarked against large-scale fantasy dramas, and when I went in, I found that the special effects were benchmarked against "86 Edition of Journey to the West"; The official blog said that the plot was adapted from the masterpiece of the famous artist, and when he went in, he found that the famous Ming was actually Guo Jingming; Fans praised the delicate portrayal of the explosion of acting skills, and when they went in, they found that it was themselves who exploded, and the delicacy was all made up by the brain.
Stunned stares, angry stares, frightened stares, sad stares, and what's even more terrifying is that all the leading actors of popular online dramas are acting in this way.
Nowadays, people are bored and can only enjoy the entertainment of the model room.
Some people want to listen to songs when they are upset, like me. And now the Internet celebrity song in the model room makes people even more upset when they listen to it.
There are originally good songs, but they are covered by Internet celebrities, and there are only two effects:
Either he has his throat between them, and his voice is like being stepped on by someone with marbles in his mouth;
Or he has a dumb voice, as if he has been smoking since the year when Dayu controlled the water.
There are also some model songs, "pretending to be crazy" in the name of "ancient style", and then attracting countless people to "follow the trend", and finally commented on one of the most popular, I wonder if this is not Gu refining?
They shouldn't be called Gu Feng, they should be called Gu Feng.
The lyrics are so outrageous that they are close to the three-body person falling in love with Teletubbies, and the singing voice also reminds people of the afternoon when Li Lianying called Cixi, she couldn't sing the real voice, couldn't understand the drama singing, and hovered between the true and false tones as a yin and yang person.
Even if the voice follows the trend, the face must also follow the trend.
The slap face on the street can't be seen at all, and when the filter is turned on on the software, the face is bigger than the slap, and a slap counts.
When I saw one of my long legs on the road, I had to marvel for a long time, and the special effects on the software were pulled, and Pan Changjiang could defend James alone.
Sometimes when you open the app, the current Internet celebrities seem to be a doctor's eyelids, a Tony's hairstyle, and an anchor's recommended eyebrow pencil and blush ......
When a special effect is popular, a special effect is used, and when a BGM is popular, the crotch is twisted in a **.
I thought that the popularization of the Internet would see the diversity of people, but in the end, it only proved that the essence of human beings is the repeater.
Now it is said that AI painting has no soul and is the same, but I don't know that China's intelligent beauty is ahead of more than a dozen foreign versions.
Let's not talk about the live broadcast effect, the uncle can be a cute girl when he uses it.
Some friends may say: "Since the model room model is popular, it must make sense" or "The people like to hear it, how old are you?" ”
Regardless of how old I am, I am still willing to sit down calmly and talk about my thoughts: I agree that aesthetics are subjective, but firmly believe that beauty is objective.
The grizzled "Bright Sword" is better than the "Bright Sword" with combing the back, the symphony of ** is better than "My surname is Shi", and the childhood goddess with a hundred flowers is better than the cookie-......cutter Internet celebrity face
The biggest problem in the life of the model room is not that it is not beautiful, but that after getting used to the model room, the subjective aesthetics will be lowered and the objective beauty will be buried.
Because of the popularity of Internet celebrity model rooms, it was born to meet the weaknesses of human nature and cater to the needs of the public.
And some of them are popular, which can improve the public's perception of beauty while conforming to the public's aesthetics.
It is easy to accept the former, but it is difficult to accept the latter, so the former is more profitable and the latter is harder.
But only the popularity of the latter can guide the aesthetics of most people to go up and make progress happen.
If it is the same and everyone likes it, it is beauty, art, and the people's joy.
Then there should be only one thing in the museum:
Money.