The truth about how society works

Mondo Social Updated on 2024-02-24

1. Bank, don't ask, how to withdraw money when a relative dies, you can directly enter the password to get it, and if you ask, you will slowly go through the process.

2. Hotel, don't ask, friends come to you, don't register, don't ask, don't ask, don't ask, go up directly, pretend not to know that there is such a thing.

3, blind date, don't ask the matchmaker, whether the blind date is good, it's very good to ask, she is also the first time to see him, and the sharp-beaked monkey gills can also be praised as the Monkey King in their mouths.

4. Hospital, don't ask me, can I go home if I am hospitalized for a minor illness, I don't know if you come back before my morning rounds.

5. Recruitment, don't ask how much the salary is, 3k-5k is 3k, the treatment is negotiable, the salary is low, and the flexible work system is often overtime.

4. Pork stall, don't ask, can you buy 1 catty, if you ask, you can, I cut 1 catty 8 taels I don't believe you will say no in public.

5. Milk tea shop, don't ask me, has the milk tea gone to sugar, if you ask, you will go, but no matter how the sugar in the milk tea goes, the sugar in it will exceed your imagination.

6. Movie theater, don't ask me, can you bring snacks in, if you ask, it won't work, you put it in your bag and bring it in, and I will turn a blind eye.

7. Pharmacies, don't ask the salesperson, why is the medicine so expensive, the salesperson is not a doctor, he relies on the performance commission to get a salary, and how can someone who doesn't give you an expensive life.

8. Barbecue restaurant, don't ask, the meat on the skewer is new or not, if you ask, it is fresh, whether it is new or not, how to eat it with so many seasonings, I don't eat it myself.

9. Restaurant, don't ask me, is the dish fried? If you say you don't want to fry it, I'll help you fry it right away.

10. Kindergarten, don't ask, your child is behaving well, it's good to ask, but if the parents are not there, it will be another face, and those who are disobedient will be offended. (Individual phenomenon).

11. Office, don't ask me, can you sign on behalf of me, but no, if you go outside to sign on your behalf, I will also treat it as if I didn't see it.

12. Real estate, don't ask me, if the house is good or not, it's almost all sold, and you can't find out how much I sold anyway.

Real Estate Industry:

Remote location - away from the hustle and bustle of the city, enjoy a quiet life.

Suburban towns – get back to nature and enjoy the idyllic scenery.

Close proximity to the city – the city is bustling.

Next to the stinky ditch - the waterfront mansion, the wind and the water.

Dig a pool – the Venice of the East, a romantic twist.

Dig a ditch - a water-friendly mansion.

Water energy flow - stacked water beauty.

13. Online shopping, you have to understand that not commenting is the default praise, what is the use of more praise, bad reviews are the truth.

14. Adult supply store, don't ask me, if the medicine I sell is effective, if you ask, say that it is a miracle drug, and it is good for you to use it, if it is useless, you come to me again, and I will not admit it.

15. Chef, tell you that the vegetables they fry are generally not washed, and you can't see it anyway, let alone eat it.

16. After working as a kindergarten teacher, I found that I not only have good weekends and holidays, but also have a low salary every month, I can't get paid during winter and summer vacations, and it's very hard to take care of children.

17. Repair tires, tell you, when I have no business, he will start thinking about putting a few nails on the side of the road, so that his business will slowly improve.

18. After becoming a taxi driver, I found that I spent day and night in the car and had no time to eat, but as soon as I opened my eyes every day, I could see the profit target. 200 yuan, if you can't reach it, you will lose money.

19. After working as a doctor, I realized that a bachelor's degree is just a starting point, and if you don't work hard to pass the exam, no matter how much clinical experience you have, it's useless.

20. When I became a delivery person, I realized that what you eat may not be made by the store itself, do you know what a pre-made dish bag is? I don't know if you didn't say it.

21. After becoming a teacher, I found that class is the most relaxing time. If you have good grades, the teacher may not necessarily like you, but if you are honest and obedient, the teacher will definitely like you.

22. After working in the factory, I found that there are many occupational diseases in the factory, and it is normal to exchange health for money.

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