Jiayuan New Year's Peach Blossom Luck Challenge
Blind date for the New Year is now the fourth major custom after pasting Spring Festival couplets, eating dumplings, and setting off firecrackers.
On the first day of the Lunar New Year, a family dinner. After three rounds of drinking, the women and children had left the table, leaving a few slightly drunk old men.
My father: You're 28 years old, and if you don't get married, I can't sleep every night.
My brother-in-law poured my father another glass of wine and asked me, "What do you think?" ”
I immediately realized that this was not a simple reunion dinner, and it was clear that the two of them were singing a double reed.
Me: The main reason why I'm single is that it's not Peng Yuyan and I like Liu Yifei.
Brother-in-law: Who is Peng Yuyan?
This shows one thing, my brother-in-law knows who Liu Yifei is.
I live in a small county town in Henan Province, where there is no blind date corner, no marriage agency, only the original matchmaking method of person-to-person. In line with the original way, there are also traditional concepts. Preparation is the hard currency of the county blind date. Even if Liu Yifei comes here, the matchmaker will ask first, where does she work? Which unit? What do parents do? If the boy has a establishment, the bride price can be lower than the average**, and conversely, if the girl has a establishment, the bride price will be adaptive**. When I was studying economics, my teacher said that the market is an invisible hand, and in my hometown, the organization is the arm that holds the hand and presses the hand.
Because I have a compilation, I was also able to enter the compilation circle of the county blind date. Actually, I didn't want to come in, because once I was at a sorority organized by a local organization, and there was a girl who made me very excited, and after asking someone, the middleman said, "She doesn't have a job, and you are not suitable." I was about to say that I could try it, but my mom immediately said that it was really inappropriate.
My brother-in-law put down his mobile phone, and just after searching for who Peng Yuyan was, he said to me: You are Xiao Peng Yuyan, it just so happens that there is a girl in my unit who is Xiao Liu Yifei, and the two of you will meet tomorrow.
My self-knowledge tells me that if I am all Xiao Peng Yuyan, then the gold content of this little Liu Yifei is about equal to the beef in the braised beef noodles. Although I was mentally prepared, when I saw Liu Yifei, who was 158 140, coming over, the expression management was still out of control.
Liu Yifei: You look a little surprised.
Out of respect, I managed my expression a second time and explained: No, I drank too much yesterday and haven't recovered yet.
Next, we began a friendly exchange that lasted for 20 minutes. In the process, I could barely hear what she was saying, and I subconsciously replied, smirked, and nodded slightly, wondering what kind of reason to get out. Suddenly, she triggered the keyword, and I suddenly regained my senses.
Xiao Liu Yifei: There will be a movie in a while, let's watch it together.
I hurriedly waved my hand: I don't look at it if it's not a bear. Another day definitely.
Dinner with friends in the evening.
Friend: I heard that you went on a date with Liu Yifei today?
Me: Small, little Liu Yifei.
Friend: Is there a ** in the circle of friends? Let's see what it looks like.
Me: Don't look at it, Yue Yunpeng has a shawl hair.