Hitler summoned Chancellor Goering, Propaganda Minister Goebbels, and Food Minister Peck to a meeting.
Hitler asked Goering: "How long can we have planes and fuel?" ”
Goering replied: "Report to the Führer, five years." ”
Hitler asked Goebbels: "How long can your propaganda keep the people in order?" ”
Goebbels replied: "Report to the Führer, ten years." ”
Hitler asked Peck: "How long can the grain ** last?" ”
Peck replied: "Report to the Führer, enough to eat for twenty years." ”
Hitler was delighted, waved his fist and said, "Then the war can go on a little longer." ”
Peck stood up and said apprehensively, "Report to the Führer, I mean enough for the four of us to eat for twenty years. ”
During World War II, two Jews who had known each other but had been lost for several years met unexpectedly in the jungle of Congo, Africa, each carrying a hiking bag.
A asked, "What are you doing here?" ”
B said: "I have an ivory factory here, and in order to reduce costs, I hunt elephants myself. What are you doing here? ”
A said, "Like you, I have a crocodile tannery here, and I have come to hunt crocodiles myself." Do you know what's going on with our friend Simon? ”
A said, "He's the real adventurer, and he's still in Berlin." ”
A young black man was invited to an Asian friend's house and was full of praise for the luxurious furniture.
The owner didn't say anything, but took him to a nearby shopping street and said to him, "Did you see that grocery store?" ”
The black man said, "I see."
The owner said, "That's why, because I made some money by opening this grocery store!" ”
A year later, an Asian friend came back and was envious of the owner's luxury villa. The owner didn't say anything, but took him to a nearby shopping street and said to him, "Did you see that grocery store?" ”
An Asian friend asked, "Is it the one with the smashed windows?" ”
The black youth said, "Yes, that's why!" ”
A young man complained on social ** that "this race is really hopeless", and was besieged by a black life noble.
The young man defended: "I didn't say what race it is, how can you just ** me?" ”
You don't lie," roared the Black Lives, "I have lived in the slums for more than twenty years, and I don't know which race is hopeless?" ”
A Spaniard held a sign on the street of Madrid: "Thank you to His Majesty the Emperor for giving me a happy childhood." ”
What do you mean? Your Majesty had not yet ascended the throne when you were born! A French soldier scolded.
The Spaniard said: "That is why I am grateful to Your Majesty. ”
At the beginning of a large rally in the United States, the host suddenly announced: "Please sit on the left side of the meeting hall for those who think the state should help the poor; Those who think that the state should help the rich should sit on the right side of the venue. ”
Most sat on the left, a few on the right, and only one sat in the middle.
The moderator asked, "Sir, do you think the state should help the poor or the rich?" ”
The man replied, "I think I should help the poor, but I'm a billionaire." ”
The host hurriedly said, "Then please sit on the rostrum quickly!" ”
Hitler inspected a psychiatric hospital, and all the sick gave him a Nazi salute. Hitler saw a man who did not salute and asked him why.
The man replied: "Report to the Führer, I am a nurse, not a patient. ”
The Nazi propaganda minister, Goebbels, suffered from low self-esteem and went to see a psychiatrist.
The doctor said, "You stand in front of the mirror for fifteen minutes every day, and keep saying to yourself, I'm important, I'm important, the world can't do without me, so you can ** your problem." ”
Goebbels said: "Your method does not work, I do not believe a word of what I say to myself." ”
A German cook was preparing to fry potatoes and noticed that there was no lard, so she kept waving the swastika flag (Nazi flag) on the pan.
When asked why, she replied, "Under this banner, many people are fat. ”
After Hitler's defeat of France, he stood beside the English Channel and pondered: why is it so difficult to attack Britain?
Then Moses suddenly appeared to him and said, "If you had not mutilated my people, I could have told you the trick of my conversion of the Red Sea into a thoroughfare." ”
Enraged, Hitler ordered his guards to seize Moses and torture him to force him to tell the ropes. Moses could not bear the blow and confessed truthfully: "I only used the staff that God gave me, and the waters of the sea parted into the way." ”
Hitler roared: "What about the cane? ”
Moses said, "It's in the British Empire Museum." ”
Hitler, Goering, and Goebbels went to sea in the same boat, but suddenly encountered a storm and the ship sank.
Someone asked, "Who is saved?" ”
Someone replied: "Germany." ”
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