February** Dynamic Incentive Program
Politicians, surgeons, engineers debate together which profession in the world first appeared.
The surgeon said, "The Bible says that Eve was made from Adam's ribs, and that is of course inseparable from surgery, so my profession is the oldest. ”
The engineer retorted, "The world was created out of chaos in those six days, and that was a huge project. After that, Adam and Eve were talked about. ”
The politician smiled and said, "Two, who caused the chaos?" ”
Obama, Trump, and Biden went out in a car together. Driving and driving, the driver suddenly stopped driving.
Obama encouraged drivers: "We can do it." The driver was still indifferent.
Trump said, "Make the drivers great again!" "The car still hasn't moved.
Biden said, "It's better to incite the black **, let the ** drag the driver down and drive our car away......."”
At a banquet in the United States, the host suddenly said, "Now please sit on the left side of the room for gentlemen and ladies who oppose racial discrimination, and please sit on the right side of the room for men and ladies who support racism." ”
Most sat on the left, a few on the right, and only one sat in the middle.
The moderator asked, "May I ask you, gentleman, are you against or for racism?" ”
The man replied, "I am against racism, but I have been discriminating against other races." ”
The host hurriedly said, "Your fried chicken will be fine in five minutes!" ”
One day in 2040, John, the owner of a retail store in California City, saw a black thief in the warehouse through surveillance, and excitedly said to his wife: "Look, the person who stole our things has been found!" ”
My wife said, "But the police budget has been cut." ”
John said, "Then call the TV station!" ”
The wife said, "But the white left is rampant." ”
John said, "Then shoot on the spot!" ”
The wife said, "You forgot? California bans guns, where did you get your guns! ”
John was so angry that he opened the warehouse and let the black man go. But the black man set a fire, took off his shirt, raised his right arm, flexed his muscles, and excitedly shouted: "Black life is life!" ”
An old man drove by the slum, accidentally overturned, and shouted for help!
When the two blacks heard this, they turned a blind eye, and still talked and laughed as before.
The old man was anxious and shouted, "All life is important!" The two blackmen were furious, ran to the car, dragged the old man out and beat him.
Red neck, white left, Asian, black four people travel together in a hot air balloon, floating, the balloon leaked, it couldn't carry four people, it began to fall, someone had to sacrifice themselves to jump down in order to reduce the weight.
The redneck shouted "For America to be great again" and was the first to jump. The balloon fell slowly, but after a while, the air leaked more, the fall accelerated, and another person had to jump.
Bai Zuo shouted "To pay for the colonial sins", and the second jumped down.
After a while, it didn't work, so the black man shouted "Black Lives Matter" and threw the Asian down, and the balloon finally stopped falling.
Note: Red Neck originally referred to poor farmers in the southern United States, who were called "Red Necks" because they worked in the fields in the hot sun for a long time, and their necks were red from the sun
British, French, Americans talk together about what is the happiest thing in the world.
The British said: "The happiest thing in the world is to stay at home during the epidemic, and sit in front of the fireplace in woolen pants for ** meetings." ”
The Frenchman said: "You British people are old-fashioned, and the happiest thing in the world is to lose your soul with a blonde during the epidemic, and you will not die after contracting the new crown." ”
The American said: "The happiest thing in the world is that there are netizens leaving messages in the middle of the night, and your remarks are suspected of racial discrimination!" I told him, you shut up, I'm a black man! ”
After receiving a huge amount of compensation, the black star Rodnikin took his old mother from the slum to the mansion, proudly showed her luxury villas, high-end cars, expensive furniture, massive drugs, etc., and then asked his mother how she felt?
The old lady said: "Very good, very good, but have you thought about it, son, what if the ** who smashed and robbed came?" ”
Obama once privately questioned Black Lives Matter's violent actions, which made the latter angry and embarrassed, threatening: "If you say it again, I will declare you an elderly white male!" ”
U.S. leaders traveled en masse on Air Force One and flew over New York when the plane suddenly lost control. After all, he is the leader of the world's number one power, and he is not surprised and responds calmly.
Reagan said, "Privatize Air Force One now!" ”
Bush Sr. and Bush Jr. said in unison: "We have suffered a terrorist attack and are now in a state of war!" ”
Obama said, "Don't panic, health insurance covers everyone." ”
Trump said: "No one knows airplanes better than I do, and it's all Obama's fault!" ”
Biden muttered in his sleep: "As long as I die of natural old age before the crash, it will not be my turn to take the blame." ”
Then the plane crash happened.
Western political jokes that laugh off dentures (1).