One of the greatest pleasures of riding in a green car is to listen to the big god brother in it ridiculing the world's major events.
I happened to take a green train today, and sure enough, this kind of thing was encountered by me again, only to see a few middle-aged men sitting on the seat next to me one after another, judging from their vicissitudes of life, that is also a person who has experienced strong winds and waves, and should have seen a good experience.
After those people sat down one after another, they first exchanged a few simple greetings, asked each other to get off the car at **, and asked everyone what they usually do.
Dry construction of the "cleaner".
I'm driving".
What about you"? After a brief understanding of each other, an old brother opened the conversation and began to point out the world's major events.
In the snap of his fingers, this great god interpreted everything from the Russian-Ukrainian war to the Kazakh-Israeli conflict, and then to the Houthi incident in the Red Sea, and added his own opinions, showing off his extraordinary insight to the people next to him, as if the world's major affairs are in the hands of this old brother.
Several of these people put forward different opinions, but they were suppressed by the elder brother with the lion's roar, and only his opinion was the truth.
Of course, when ridiculing the world's major events, you have to move the United States out and step on a few feet to finish it, and the worse the United States is scolded here, the more fun everyone will listen to, and then the crowd next to you will also echo a few words. Although they have never been in contact with Americans in their lives, this does not prevent them from resisting and hating the United States.
When this old brother said that the American GI was by Afghanistan back then, the aunt next to him couldn't help but cheer.
Americans are so bad, they deserve it"!
It can be heard from the aunt's tone that she grits her teeth with the same hatred for the United States. At this time, it can be seen that everyone is working in one place, and the mentality of doing the United States has made everyone have a rare resonance. The so-called people who want to hate each other, and those who share worries go on a blind date.
The United States was the first to be criticized by the elder brother of the great god, and Japan became the second. Like the United States before it, Japan became the next unfortunate person to be sprayed by everyone.
This great god finished blowing the modern era and began to blow the ancient, from Qin Shi Huang to Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty to the late Qing Dynasty, all the famous emperors pointed out by name.
Although in the mouth of this great god, "the five chaotic flowers occurred after the Tang Dynasty, and Genghis Khan was born before the Song Dynasty", this did not prevent the great god's brother from blowing up his interest, and the people next to him were also listening attentively, interjecting a few words from time to time. The old brother also showed a smug smile on his face, and this group of people also showed that they were different, the most educated, the most knowledgeable, and the most unique.
I sat in a seat not far away and couldn't help but laugh dumbly, thinking to myself that you know so much about the world's events, but how much do you really know about the things around you? If you take half of your energy into studying major matters and study hard to make money, you will not be scolded by the foreman every day on the construction site or in the factory.
Forget it, you can't get up to expose people, this may also be the most proud time in people's lives, put on headphones, just saw a young girl next to her also silently put on headphones and closed her eyes, it seems that she is also impatient to listen.
25 servings of a boxed lunch, a freshly made boxed lunch. ”
It turned out that the train salesman was pushing a dining car to sell boxed lunches, and it was already noon.
Need a boxed lunch? The salesman walked up to the old man with the cart.
The old brother glanced at the dining car, swallowed unconsciously and said no. The old brother also stopped blowing water at this time, probably he should be hungry, and sure enough, after the salesman left, the old brother took out a bucket of instant noodles from his bag, and then went to pick up the hot water. Those who take long-distance buses generally bring their own dry food and will not buy food on the train, and it is true that the things on the train are too expensive, and this old brother is naturally no exception.
Soon after a bucket of instant noodles was eaten, the great god began to talk about the world's major events again. It seems that he is full of energy.
At this time, the train entered the station, and it was time for me to get off the train, and when I reached the door of the carriage, I could still hear the sound of laughter coming from the carriage.