Zhu Bajie walked all the way in the fire, Sun Wukong followed Caixia in hot pursuit, and the two came to a high mountain in a blink of an eye. Zhu Bajie's red light coalesced, showing his true appearance, and took out a nine-tooth nail rake from the cave to face the battle.
Sun Wukong shouted: "Are you a ** monster? How do I know the name of my grandson? What do you have the ability to quickly and truthfully recruit and spare your life! ”
Pig Gangguan: "I am clumsy, greedy and lazy, and live in chaos all day long." Suddenly, I was fortunate to meet the true immortal, and immediately worshipped him as a teacher, learned some skills, and the Jade Emperor gave me the Marshal Tianpeng, the governor of Tianhe. Later, the queen mother opened a peach banquet, drunk and drowsy for a while, strayed into the Guanghan Palace, pulled the fairy Chang'e as a companion, she repeatedly refused, I shouted a few words, alarmed the picket spirit officer, and was held by the gods to play the Jade Emperor. According to the law, thanks to the persuasion of Tai Bai Xing, the sentence was changed to 2,000 hammers, and then dethroned the heavenly realm. Just because I mistakenly cast a pig's fetus, called the name Pig Gangguan, and settled down in Fuling Mountain (as before, the original work is a singing lyric, I made changes; According to the "Some Chang'e, a group of Chang'e" in the content of "The Ninety-fifth Chapter", at least in the world of "Journey to the West", the ruler of the Moon Palace is "Taiyin Xingjun", and "Chang'e" is the collective name of the maids of the Moon Palace, and the "Chang'e" flirted by Zhu Bajie is called "Nishang Fairy").
It turns out that you are the lower realm of the canopy water god, no wonder you know the name of my grandson. ”
You Bi Ma Wen. Back then, I didn't know how to deal with itI waitHow many have you deceived me again today! Don't be rude, eat me a rake! ”
How could Sun Wukong be tolerant and raise a stick to greet him.
The two fought fiercely, scolding while fighting: "You break people's family and hatred like killing your father!" ”
Your young girl should have taken it! ”
The two have been fighting from the second watch to the east white, Zhu Bajie is weak in his hands and feet, can no longer fight, turns into a violent wind and returns to the cave, and does not go out.
Sun Wukong saw that there was a stone tablet outside this cave, and wrote "Cloud Stack Cave", and thought: "This monster will not come out, I'm afraid I will wait for a long time, and go back to report a message first, and then it's not too late to arrest it." Then he stepped on the clouds and returned to Gao Laozhuang.
Tang Seng talked about the past and the present with several old men in the Gaotai Gongzhuang, and he was sleepless all night, thinking about the Monkey King's demon descent, and saw the Monkey King landing in the courtyard from the sky.
Sun Wukong put away the golden hoop stick, tidied up his clothes, and came to the hall and shouted: "* I'll come back!" ”
All the old men bowed down together: "There is labor! There is labor! ”
Tang Seng asked: "Wukong, can you get a monster when you go this night?" ”
*, that monster is not a mortal evil, nor is it a beast in the mountains. He was originally the Marshal of the Upper Realm Tianpeng, but he was deposed to the lower realm because of his mistakes, and he mistakenly voted for a pig's fetusIt looks like a wild boarIn fact, spirituality still exists. He took his appearance as his surname and called him Zhu Gangguan. Lao Sun beat him from the back house, he turned into fire and fled back to the cave, took out a nine-tooth nail rake and fought with Lao Sun all night. The day was slightly bright, he fled back to the cave and did not come out, the old grandson was going to break the stone gate and fight again, I am afraid that ** will wait here for a long time, and come back first to report a message. ”
Hearing this, Mrs. Gao hurriedly knelt down: "Elder, it has not reached the root, it has not reached the root!" If you drive him away, and he returns after you go, what shall it be? Just hold him, except for the roots, there will be no trouble! The old man did not dare to slack offI have this field and family property, write the documents in public, and share them equally with the elders! Just want to cut the grass and eradicate the roots, don't damage my Gao family's morality. ”
Sun Wukong deliberately teased: "You old man is so dissatisfied." The monster told me that although he eats a lot of food and eats a lot of tea and rice in your house, he has also done a lot of good thingsYour family has earned a lot of property in the past few years, all of which he has earned through his efforts, what are you afraid of him? He also said that he was a god who worked for your family, and he never murdered your daughter, thinking that this son-in-law is also a good person, how can he say that your family reputation has been ruined? If you want me to keep him! ”
Mrs. Gao panicked: "Elder, although it is not moral, this reputation is really not good!" It is often said that 'the Gao family has recruited a monster son-in-law', how can this be endured? ”
Tang Seng: "Wukong, since you have already fought with him, you can only be considered complete if you make a break." ”
Sun Wukong said: "I just played with Lao Gao, and I will definitely capture the monster here, and don't worry!" He said to Mrs. Gao again: "Lao Gao, you are still a good student to entertain me**, and Lao Sun will go!" ”
Sun Wukong came to the Yunzhan Cave of Fuling Mountain in an instant, smashed the stone gate with a stick, and scolded: "That."The ramming of naan chaff, come out and fight with Lao Sun again (naan: naan refers to eating desperately and gulpingly. Bran refers to pig food. Ramming is a polyphonic word, hāng, bèn, the text refers to stupid, there is an ancient word called "ramming the bird flies first", that is, the current stupid bird flies first)! ”
Pig Gang was lying in the hole and fell asleep, his strength had not yet recovered, and when he heard someone scolding him for "the ramming of naan", he was annoyed and ashamed, dragging the nail palladium out of the hole and scolding: "You scoundrel Bi Ma Wen!" What does this matter to you? You broke the door of my cave! Go and search the law, for you will be guilty of a capital offense by breaking down the door. ”
Sun Wukong smiled: "You idiot! I break down the door, and there's still room for excuses! You forcibly occupy other people's daughters, no oneThree media and six certificates, and there is no gin ceremony, which is undoubtedly a capital crime (in ancient times, solemn weddings needed to invite three matchmakers, one for the man, one for the woman, and one for the matchmaker; The six certificates are to put a bucket, a ruler, a scale, a pair of scissors, a mirror, and an abacus on the table of heaven and earth. The text refers to the ritual of worshipping heaven and earth; In ancient times, in addition to the three media and six certificates, there were three books and six ceremonies, which were the letter of appointment, the letter of ceremony, and the letter of welcome. Nacai, ask for names, Najib, Nazheng, welcome)! ”
Zhu Gang said: "Don't gossip, look at the old pig nail rake!" ”
Sun Wukong blocked it with a golden hoop stick, and said with a smile: "Is your palladium nail used to grow vegetables in the Tsukiji of Gao Laozhuang on weekdays?" What is there to be afraid of? ”
Zhu Gang said: "Then you are wrong! My nail rake is tempered by Taishang Laojun himself, Huo De Xingjun adds carbon to watch the fire on the side, and the five emperors of the five sides and the six dings and six jia can only be cast. Palladium body nine-toothed jade hanging teeth, double ring pendant gold leaf, six Yao row five stars, according to four hours according to eight sections, the length of the world, left and right divided into yin and yang, more six gods, gossip stars. This palladium is calledShang Bao Xun gold palladium, dedicated to the Jade Emperor. Later, just because I cultivated into a Da Luo Golden Immortal, the Jade Emperor gave me a gift. This palladium raises the flame and shines, waving the cold wind and snow, even if you are a copper-headed iron brain and a body of steel, a palladium will be dissipated! ”
Sun Wukong suddenly took away the golden hoop stick and said with a smile: "Don't talk nonsense, idiots!" Lao Sun sticks his head here to build it for you, and see if the soul is gone! ”
Zhu Gang didn't say a word and lifted the palladium to build, only to hear the sound of "ding", sparks flew everywhere, but Sun Wukong didn't have anything to do. Zhu Gangguan was shocked and numb, and couldn't help but praise: "Good head! Good head! ”
You don't know, Lao Sun made a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace, stole the elixir, stole the peach and stole the imperial wine, was held by Xiao Erlang, and pressed in front of the Bullfighting Palace, the gods hammered the old Sun and chopped the axe, slashed the sword, burned the thunder, and there was no damage. Later, he was put in the gossip furnace by Taishang Laojun and exercised with divine fire, refining a copper-headed iron arm with fiery eyes. If you don't believe it, try to build a few more palladium and see if the old grandson hurts. ”
Zhu Gangguan: "I remember when you were a monkey in the Heavenly Palace, your family lived in Dongsheng Shenzhou's Aolai National Huaguo Mountain Water Curtain Cave, and now it has not been famous for a long time, how did you come here to bully me?" Didn't my father-in-law invite you here? ”
Your father-in-law did not invite me. It's just that Lao Sun has changed his waysAbandoning the path and becoming a monk, Protect a master of the Tang Dynasty who drove the royal brother to the Buddha in the west to worship the Buddha and ask for scriptures, passing by Gao Laozhuang to spend the night, that Gao Lao'er talked about it, please save his daughter, take your naan chaff rammed goods. ”
When Zhu Gangguan heard about learning the scriptures, he hurriedly threw away the nail rake, knelt on the ground and saluted: "Where is the person who learned the scriptures now?" Tired introduction! ”