I, I'm one, I can ride more than 100 kilometers a day, and I can walk tens of thousands of steps in one breath, but I'm almost forty years old and haven't gotten a driver's license yet!
Learn from the pain and find the reason.
It's the blame dad, the blame husband.
Why blame Dad?
One year when I went back to my hometown, my mother drove us back to the countryside. My dad sat in the passenger seat, his mouth following the wheels, running all the way.
It's nothing more than that-
Hit the steering wheel, hit fast, hit fast".
Honk, honk. ”
Hit the brakes, hit the brakes quickly. ”
Brother LV and I only cared about the charming autumn scenery, and we didn't notice that the arrogance in my mother's head had turned into anger when I stepped on the accelerator. I felt that the speed at which the beautiful scenery outside the car window "brushed" slipped away from my eyes was a little too fast.
When I came back, my dad continued to play the role of co-pilot's technical instructor.
The autumn scene outside the window came to an abrupt end. My mom pulled over to the side of the road, got out of the car, opened the passenger door, and said to my dad, "Then you go down and take the bus." "My mom was calm and calm.
Brother Lu and I were stunned, and within a few seconds, we jumped from the car to the outside of the car, and were locked in the car again with a "pop".
I looked back and saw my father's figure blurring as the car "swished" to start.
I asked Brother Lu what he meant, and Brother Lu said that it was probably actually - Dad, the commander-in-chief. For a people's teacher to use theoretical knowledge to teach others, it is simply easy.
Why does my dad have so much theoretical knowledge of driving to direct my mom?
My dad couldn't keep his mouth shut while my mom was driving. My mother's resolute refusal to listen to the "command" hurt my father's self-esteem. In a fit of rage, he enrolled in a driving school.
After he passed subject 1 (the theoretical foundation was more solid), he took a class in subject 2 and was educated by the coach. This is definitely a violation of the scales, standing on the podium for decades, only educating people who have not been taught by others, how can he stand the beep of a driving instructor, a rage, and stop learning.
My mom always pulls me to complain about my dad when he goes out for a walk.
My dad gave me strong genes in addition to my appearance. My mom was counting down my dad's "annoying" points, and I always silently added in my heart, "It turns out that we are so similar even to hate." ”
With my dad's experience of "picking a child", it is between me and my dad and his close genes.
Let me worry, I will follow him, and I will pick a child halfway.
Blame the husband
In fact, when I just graduated in my early twenties, I fantasized that I could get my sister's handsomeness with a flick of my hair, a step on the accelerator, and a whistle, and I was delirious. At this time, a deep voice will float out of my head: "You have to learn your driver's license first, then draw your number, and then buy a luxury car."
I was really unwilling, so I pulled Brother LV to buy two wheels and rode 300 kilometers, which reduced the restlessness in my heart.
Not long after the restlessness subsided, I started to think about learning a driver's license again.
Brother LV came back from the third subject in the sky, and said very angrily, "The coach is too excessive, the speech is too ugly, and I am angry and I threw the car door back."
Such good-natured people are angry like this, so why don't I fight with the coach.
That's slow. After I gave birth to Mibao, I occasionally clamored to learn a driver's license. Brother LV took the little **.
Look at this female driver, how to reverse the car and fall on the wall, you look at this, you took the wrong way on the viaduct, you are crazy and anxious, you are really not suitable for driving. ”
Every day, a female driver's ** really works, and the little spark I want to learn is blown out by the puff.
Until the year before last, Brother Lu said, "If you don't go and learn a driver's license, the rules of Beijing tram will become family-based, and the points will be numbered." ”
I kicked Brother LV with fire in my eyes, "I'm old and dizzy now, my hands and feet are not effective, are you treating me as a tool?" In fact, I'm still worried about the resurrection of the genes of the "picker".
When you want to learn, you pua me. Hmph, don't learn. ”
That xx driving school, the instructor's attitude is very good, you can basically pass, anyway, you should save points when you learn!
I was so angry that I went to read the questions of subject 1 seriously in the evening.
When I went home on the eleventh, Brother Lu drove 2,000 kilometers by himself, and I was at ease in the passenger seat. When he returned home, he was condoled by relatives from all walks of life: "Such a long road, I drove alone?" Amazing? It's not easy to have no one to replace you." Oh, this is back to my house, how to pay attention to him, jealousy.
Why don't you just learn a driver's license, if you can't learn it, won't my all-round personality who can write and martial arts collapse.
It's really not good, I won the first subject, mastered the theoretical knowledge, and I can also give technical guidance while sitting in the co-pilot, and take revenge on Brother LV.