The two old men were playing chess, and a young man came to one of them and said, "Uncle, your car is gone." ”
The uncle swept the chessboard with his eyes, and said with a little displeasure: "That character is pronounced 車 (ju)." ”
The young man was stunned for a moment, and continued: "Uncle, your bicycle (ju) is out of .....
It's just that the Chinese characters are amazing!
My colleague was playing mahjong with us, and suddenly my wife called to check the post.
He hurriedly asked us to be quiet, and then said to **: "There is a traffic jam on the road, and it is estimated that I will come back very late." ”
I only heard my colleague's wife say on the other end of the **: "You pay attention to safety, drive slowly, you honk the horn and I'll listen!" ”
When I was a child, I saw someone carrying the two ears of a rabbit, and I asked my mother
Doesn't this rabbit hurt?
My mom told me that rabbit ears are so long that they are easy to carry.
This sentence was imprinted in my ignorant mind until one day, I saw a donkey!
That. I almost got kicked to death!
Tell your daughter the story of "The Wolf Comes".
I conclude by asking: What does this story tell us?
Daughter: Mom, the lamb must be delicious!
A child's thoughts can always surprise you ......
The boy rode to the edge of the cliff on a tall horse, turned back to his beloved girl, and said:
I ask you one last thing, can you marry me, if you don't marry me, I don't have any interest in living, I'll jump off this cliff! ”
The girl was touched and shouted at the boy, "Marry!" ”
The horse jumped off the cliff! Boy dies.