The yellow-robed monster captured the sand monk, and he didn't kill him, but he just raised his knife and thought secretly: "I spared Tang Seng's life, why did he order his apprentice to come to me?"He is a man of the kingdom, and he must know the etiquette, and he will not act like this. Hey!It's mostly my Hun family who secretly sent some letters, and leaked the news!Thinking of this, the yellow-robed monster's murderous intent suddenly rose, and he asked Baihua shyly.
Baihua had just finished her makeup, and when she saw the yellow-robed monster frowning angrily, she asked with a smile: "Lang Jun, what's the trouble?"”
The yellow-robed monster couldn't help but scold: "You dog-hearted!."When I brought you here, you never complained, and I did my best to find anything missing. The gold, silver, brocade cloth, and the four seasons have never been indebted!Why do you only think about your parents and don't think about the relationship between husband and wife?”
Baihua was so frightened that she knelt on the ground: "Lang Jun, why did you talk about separation today?"”
Do you want to divide or do I want to share?I caught Tang Seng and was going to eat it, and said why did you let him go secretly, it turned out that he was secretly repairing a letter and asking him to pass it!Otherwise, why did these two monks go and come back to the door?It's not your business?”
Lang Jun, you're wrong!When did I send a letter?”
You're still hard-mouthed?I took Tang Seng's second apprentice, Monk Sha, this is not a certificate?”
Baihua was shocked when he heard this, and thought that if he admitted it, the yellow-robed monster would definitely be killed, so it was better to gamble once, and shouted: "Lang Jun is angry!."I'll go with you to testify, and if you have any letters, kill me!"If not, but not wronged the slave family?”
The yellow-robed monster was annoyed, grabbed Baihua's long hair and dragged it to Sha Seng, raised his knife and asked, "Sha Monk!."You two dare to knock on the door without permission, but this woman secretly sent a letter to the king of Baoxiang Kingdom”
Sha Seng was tied to the soul stake and couldn't move, seeing the evil of the monster, the hundred flowers were ashamed of pity, and thought: "This princess save me**, if I tell the truth, the monster will definitely kill her with a knife!."Lao Sha didn't get any success along the way, so it was better to give up his life to save the princess, and he should repay the kindness**. Then he shouted: "Monsters, don't be rude!."We came here, just because I ** had met the princess in the cave, and when I went to the treasure elephant country to change the official documents, the king picked up the princess's portrait and asked, ** only to know that this woman was a princess. Therefore, when did the king come to the rescue?If you want to kill, kill Lao Sha, what do you do to wronged others?”
The yellow robe saw that Sha Seng said justice Ling Ran, and couldn't help but be ashamed, and quickly picked up Baihua Shy, put on the green silk for him, straightened the hairpin ornament, and coaxed: "It's me who is rude for a while, and there are many collisions!."No wonder!No wonder!"Ask her to go back and sit in the back room.
Baihua is a woman after all, she is soft and kind-hearted, and she is no longer angry: "Lang Jun, if you remember the love of our husband and wife, you should loosen the rope of the sand monk." ”
The yellow-robed monster felt indebted, and summoned the little demon to untie the sand monk, but locked it to prevent him from escaping.
Sha Seng was naturally happy, and secretly thought: "It's really 'convenient for others, convenient for yourself'." If I don't save her, how can she let me go?”
The yellow-robed monster set up a banquet, apologized for the surprise of Baihuashy, and halfway through eating, he suddenly got up and changed into a bright shirt, took a saber and pulled Baihua and said: "Madam, you eat wine at home, take care of the children, don't let Monk Sha go." I took advantage of Tang Seng's presence in the national city to recognize my relatives as soon as possible. ”
What kind of pro do you recognize?”
I recognize your father and I am his son-in-law, so I should recognize each other now. ”
You can't go!My father, the crown prince, inherited the throne, never pedaled on a horse and fought on the battlefield, and never even went out of the city gate. You look so ugly, it's not beautiful to go and frighten him, it's better not to go. ”
Wouldn't it be nice if I looked a little more handsome. As he spoke, the yellow-robed monster transformed into a handsome young man, wearing a crown of bird's tail and wearing jade folds, and asked, "Madam, is this good?"”
Baihua said happily: "It's good!."Get good!When you go, I'm afraid that your father will be overjoyed, and you want the civil and military officials to accompany you to the banquet. It's just that you must be careful during the banquet, don't show your true colors and insult Sven. ”
Of course I know. ”
The yellow-robed monster climbed up to the clouds, came to the gate in an instant, and said to the ambassador of the pavilion: "The three horses come to see the driver, begging to play the turn!."”
The Huangmen official went to the prelude to the jade step and said: "Long live, there are three horses asking to see and listen to the announcement outside the gate." ”
The king was talking to Tang Seng when he heard the news and exclaimed: "The widow only has two horses, when will there be three more horses?"”
Three horses?It must be the goblin from Wanzi Mountain who is here!”
Can you announce that he is coming in?”
Your Majesty, the goblins, the unrefined are not spiritual, they can know the past and the future, and they can soar through the clouds. If you announce him, he will come in, and if you don't announce him, he can come in, but it is better to announce him in, and save some tongues. ”
The king played on board, and the yellow-robed monster entered the hall. The yellow-robed monster is also a mountain call salute, and when the officials see him handsome and understand etiquette, they don't believe that he is a monster, and they only treat him as a good person.
The king was also glad to see him in high spirits, and asked, "Where do you live, horse?" When will you be worthy of my princess? Why did you come to confess your relatives today? ”
The yellow-robed monster kowtowed and replied: "Your Majesty, the minister is the people of Boyue Zhuang in Wanzi Mountain in the east of the city." ”
How far is your mountain? (The king never went far away.)
Not far away, there are more than 300 miles. ”
Three hundred miles, why did my princess go there to marry you? ”
Thirteen years ago, I took dozens of children to hunt eagles and dogs, and saw a colorful tiger carrying a woman up the mountain, and Weichen shot down the tiger with a bow and rescued the woman back to the villa, but I never heard her mention the word "princess". Weichen only thinks he is a people's daughter, and the two of us are in love, so they live together. If she had known that she was the third princess of Long Live Youth, Weichen would not dare to marry without permission, and would have begged for an official position in the Golden Palace in the morning. At that time, I wanted to slaughter the tiger, but the princess said that the marriage between the two of us was unlicensed and that the tiger was the matchmaker, so I let the tiger return to the mountain. How do you know that in the past few years, it has cultivated in the mountains and has often gone out of the mountains to harm people. The minister heard that a Tang Dynasty monk passed by here, was brutally murdered, and was asked by the tiger demon to quote the text, and changed into a person to learn scriptures to deceive His Majesty. Hey!Sitting on the embroidery pier was the tiger of thirteen years ago! ”
The king took the yellow-robed monster's words seriously, and asked, "Virtuous horse, how do you know that this Tang Dynasty monk is the tiger of the princess?" ”
The minister's food and clothing in the mountains are all taken from the tiger, and he has been fighting with him for many years, how can he not recognize him? ”
If you know him, you may make him manifest as he is? ”
Nature! The yellow-robed monster begged for a bowl of water, made a "black-eyed fixation method", chanted a mantra in his mouth, sprayed Tang Seng with a mouthful of water, and shouted "change", that Tang Seng really turned into a colorful tiger, with a white forehead, a round head and electric eyes, and a long tongue stretched out.
The Manchu Dynasty monarchs and ministers were so frightened that they dodged everywhere, and there were bold generals and captains who stepped forward with weapons to chop and stab indiscriminately, but fortunately, the gods of the Guardian Sect were hidden in the air to rescue in secret, and the Tang monks were not injured in the slightest (is this protection or assistance?). ）。The generals made trouble until late at night, and then captured Tang Seng alive, tied him with ropes, and put him in an iron cage.
The king was frightened and thought, "If it weren't for the horses, wouldn't it be killed by Tang Seng?" "InstantaneousGuanglu Temple(Royal canteen, not a temple) held a banquet, and after the banquet, arranged for the yellow-robed monster to enterYin'an Temple(Generally refers to the emperor's and prince's bedroom, corresponding to the "office" Jinluan Palace) rest.
The yellow-robed monster sat alone on the top seat, and the eighteen palace ladies on the left and right played songs and dances to persuade wine, drinking until the second watch, the yellow-robed monster was drunk, laughed loudly and showed his true appearance, grabbed the maid who played the pipa beside him, and opened his huge mouth to bite. The remaining seventeen palace ladies hurriedly got up and fled, but in the middle of the night, the palace ladies were afraid of alarming the king, so they did not dare to shout loudly, so they all found a high wall to hide under the eaves.
But it is said that the rumors all over the city are spreading that "the monk of the Tang Dynasty is a tiger spirit", and the white horse Xihai Longzi was chewing grass by the trough, and when he heard the rumors, he exclaimed: "I am obviously a good person, and I must have been spelled by monsters?" How can this be? The senior brother has been driven away for a long time, and Bajie and Sha Seng don't know where to go, if I don't go to the rescue, the results will be over! Rest! So he couldn't help but turn into a dragon and went straight to the nine skies to check.
The yellow-robed monster sat firmly on the hall and poured himself a drink, took a sip of wine, pulled the maid and took two bites, the white dragon saw the situation, turned into a palace lady and walked up to the hall, Wanfu saluted and said: "Don't hurt my life, I'll take the lamp for you." ”
Pour the wine. The white dragon made a "water forcing method", and the wine poured could be three or five points higher than the wine glass without overflowing, and the yellow-robed monster smiled: "You can do this?" ”
It could be even higher. ”
Wonderful! Wonderful! Pour it again! Pour it again! ”
The white dragon held the wine pot high, and a glass of wine poured like a thirteen-story pagoda, without spilling a drop. The yellow-robed monster stretched out his mouth and drank it all, pulled the maid over and took two more bites, and asked, "Can you sing?" ”
I know a little bit. The white dragon sang a song and offered another glass of wine.
Can you dance? ”
I also know something, but it doesn't look good when dancing with no hands. ”
The yellow-robed monster untied the steel knife on his waist and handed it over, and the white dragon danced the flower knife three times and four times in front of the banquet, taking advantage of the monster's dazzling eyes, and stabbed it with a killing word.
The yellow-robed monster dodged sideways, and picked up the red hall (candle stand) to block it, which was made of wrought iron, weighing ten pounds, but it also made it easy, and the two of them went out of the Yin'an Palace, and killed in mid-air.
In the first round, the white dragon gradually lost his physical strength, his wrist was sore, and he lost the steel knife, and the yellow-robed monster took the opportunity to take it, and the white dragon was even more inferior, and he was stabbed in the leg, and hurriedly pressed the head of the cloud and escaped into the Yushui River to escape with his life.
The yellow robe is strange and water-impregnable, and he returns to the temple with a knife to eat, drink and rest.
The white dragon hid at the bottom of the river for half an hour, and when he saw that there was no movement on the shore, he endured his leg injury and jumped out of the water, turning into a white horse and returning to the post house.
Sun Wukong was demoted, Tang Seng became a tiger demon, Sha Seng was tied up, Bailong's leg was injured, everyone went, injured and trapped, how could this Western Heaven learn scriptures?
Well, there's also Zhu Bajie.
It is said that Zhu Bajie fell asleep in the thorn bushes, and did not wake up until midnight, and he didn't know where he wasThe monofilament is not threaded, and it is difficult to sing alone’..That's it! That's it! I'll go to meet ** first, play the king, ask for some brave and strong generals, and come to the rescue tomorrow. ”
Zhu Bajie went to the clouds, and after a while, he came to the post house in the city, and he didn't find Tang Seng after looking back and forth, but he saw that the white horse was soaked, and his hind legs were bruised, and he wondered: "This dead horse has never been in a hurry, how can it be sweaty?" Also have bruises on your legs? I think there was a bad guy who robbed ** and injured this white horse?
Brother. Ryoma saw that it was Zhu Bajie, and hurriedly called it.
Zhu Bajie fell to the ground in shock, got up and was about to run, not wanting to be bitten by the white horse, so he only heard: "Senior brother, don't be afraid, it's me, Bailongma." ”
Zhu Bajie trembled and said, "Brother, why did you speak today?" But where a horse can speak, there must be something ominous! ”
Do you know that ** is difficult? ”
I don't know. "Of course you don't know! You and Sha Seng are showing off their skills in front of the king, boasting about subduing demons but the means are not good, but they can't beat it, so you might as well come back first to report a message. It's good that you two can't find it, the monster turned into a handsome literati to find the king to recognize his relatives, turned ** into a colorful tiger, and was caught by the ministers and locked in an iron cage. I heard the news, I couldn't find the two of you, so I had to turn into a dragon alone to save it, I didn't want that monster to have some skills, I couldn't beat him, I got into the water to escape with my life, and the bruise on my leg was injured by the monster. ”
How could such a thing happen? ”
Why should I lie to you? ”
How this is good. Can you still move? ”
Moving around is not a problem. ”
That's it! You go to the sea, the old pig picks up the line and goes back to Gao Laozhuang, and he will be a son-in-law. ”
Senior brother, how can you be lazy! The white horse bit the placket of Zhu Bajie's clothes, and his tears couldn't stop falling.
What if I don't be lazy? Senior Brother Sha was caught by a monster, and I can't beat the monster, if we don't break up, what else can we do? ”
Senior brother, don't talk about scattered people! If you want to save **, you can do it by inviting someone! ”
Who, please? "You go to Huaguo Mountain as soon as possible to invite Senior Brother Sun Wukong to come back, he is very light in subduing demons and eliminating demons, and he can save **, and he can also avenge this defeat for you and me. ”
Brother, please be okay, this monkey and I have some discord. Before he killed Mrs. White Bone in White Tiger Ridge, he blamed me for reciting "Tight Mantra". I was just joking, and I didn't want the old monk to beTake him seriously, drive him away. He doesn't know how to annoy me and hate me, I naturally can't invite me, besides, his mourning stick is very powerful, if the two of us disagree, he comes up and fishes me a few times, can I still live? ”
Senior brother is the Monkey King of Benevolence and Righteousness, how can he beat you? You don't say that ** is in trouble, just say '**miss you', and coax him over. When he saw this situation here, he must be resentful, and he will go to the monster to fight and save the **.
That's it! That's it! If you are so dedicated, if I don't go, it will seem that I am not dedicated. If he comes, I will come back by the same way, but if he does not come, you will not wait, and I will not return
You go! You go! The Guardian Brotherhood is coming! ”
Zhu Bajie put away the nail rake, tidied up his clothes, and Zongyun rushed to the east. It was also Tang Seng's good fate, Zhu Bajie had a smooth journey, holding up two big ears like a wind pocket, and he was a little faster.
Unconsciously, the sky brightened, Zhu Bajie came to Huaguo Mountain, fell off the clouds, walked up along the road, and suddenly there was a voice in the distance, Zhu Bajie looked carefully, only to see Sun Wukong sitting on a high stone in the col, training a group of demons, 1,200 little monkeys in front of him were sorted in shifts, and shouted: "Long live the great sage grandpa!" ”
Zhu Bajie was very surprised and shocked: "Really enjoy it!" Really enjoy! No wonder he refuses to be a monk, just come home! It turns out that there are so many family businesses and so many little monkeys to serve! If the old pig has such an industry, he will naturally not be a monk! But now that I'm here, how do I go to see him? ”
Zhu Bajie was a little afraid of Sun Wukong, so he didn't dare to see him openly, so he sneaked into the monkeys along the deep grass and kowtowed.
Sun Wukong sat in a high position, with a keen eye, and saw Zhu Bajie's secret work early, and asked: "Where did the Yiren (foreigners) who worshiped in the class come from?" Caught! ”
A litter of small monkeys swarmed up, pushing Zhu Bajie forward and pressing him to the ground.
Sun Wukong shouted: "Where are you from? ”
Zhu Bajie didn't dare to raise his head and replied, "Accept the question!" Ask me! It's not a Yiren, it's an acquaintance! Acquaintance! ”
My subordinates are all the same kind of monkeys, your face is weird, you look stupid, you must be a monster from somewhere else!If you want to take refuge, first report your name, hand over a foot-colored notebook (resume), and I will arrange for you to follow the class. You are so bold that you dare to worship here by yourself?”
You're not ashamed!Treat me with this face!You and I have also been brothers for a few years, who doesn't recognize whom?What do you say?”
Sun Wukong smiled: "You raise your head and show me." ”
Zhu Bajie arched his long mouth: "Look!."Look!Even if you don't know me, you will know this long mouth!”
Sun Wukong couldn't help laughing and said, "Zhu Bajie?."”
Exactly!Exactly!I'm Zhu Bajie!Zhu Bajie jumped up and shouted, but secretly thought: "Since we know each other, it's easy to speak." ”
If you don't follow Tang Seng to learn scriptures, why do you run to my mountain?Didn't you also collide with ** and be demoted back?Can there be a derogatory book?Take it for me to see. ”
He didn't rush me, he didn't chase me, he didn't depreciate the book. ”
I didn't demean the book, and I didn't chase you out, why did you come here?”
*Miss you, and I'm here to please!”
He swore to God that day, and wrote a degrading book, how could he miss me again?Why did you come from afar?Naturally, I won't go. ”
I really miss you!I really miss you!**Walking right on the horse, calling 'apprentice', I never heard it, Sha Seng said that he was deaf, ** I thought of you, saying that I am not good, not as smart and clever as you, often called Chang Ying, ask one answer ten. Therefore, I asked me to invite you, and I hope that you will go for a walk, one is not cold, and the other is to live up to my intention. ”
Sun Wukong jumped off the cliff, held Zhu Bajie in his hand and said: "Brother Xian, you come far away, and play with me!."”
This way is a long way, I'm afraid I've been looking forward to it for a long time, or I won't play it. ”
You've come a long way here, and you'll see my mountain view first. ”
Zhu Bajie couldn't refuse, so he had to walk around with Sun Wukong, the two walked forward hand in hand, and a group of little demons then stepped on the top of Huaguo Mountain.
Zhu Bajie looked at this layer of mountains and silver waterfalls, and couldn't help but praise: "Brother, it's really good!."It's really the number one mountain in the world!”
Virtuous brother, can you still see it?”
This is a blessed place, my brother laughed. ”
The two talked and laughed for a long time, and then they both went down the mountain. On the side of the road, a little monkey brought pears and dates and grapes and said, "Grandpa Sage, please have breakfast." ”
Sun Wukong said with a smile: "My junior brother pig has a big stomach, but he is not used to eating with wild fruits. That's it!That's it!Don't be too poor, just eat it as a snack. ”
Although I eat a larger intestine, I follow the local customs, bring it, and I will also eat a few to try it. ”
The two ate some fruit, Zhu Bajie saw that the sky was bright, and the sun was hanging properly, afraid of delaying the rescue of Tang Seng, and urged: "Brother, ** still looking forward to the two of us going back!."I hope you will come with me early. ”
Brother Xian, I also want to invite you to go to the Water Curtain Cave to play again. ”
Thank you brother for your kindness!I'm afraid that if I wait for a long time, I won't go to the water curtain hole. ”
In this case, if you don't dare to stay for a long time, let's say goodbye here. ”
Brother, aren't you going?”
I'm going to **?You also see that Lao Sun doesn't care about the earth here, he is free, what else is he a monk?Naturally, I won't go, and you will go up to Tang Seng by the way, 'since you have retreated, don't think about me anymore'. ”
Zhu Bajie was afraid that Sun Wukong would beat him twice, so he didn't dare to persuade him again, so he had to resign and find a way to leave.
Sun Wukong saw Zhu Bajie go away, and ordered two clever monkeys to follow quietly to listen.
Sure enough, Zhu Bajie didn't walk three or four miles, turned around and scolded: "You monkey!."Don't be a monk, but be a monster!I'm kind enough to invite you, but you still haven't go!Just don't go!"Take a few steps, then turn back and curse for a while.
The two little monkeys hurriedly returned, and Sun Wukong was furious and shouted: "Take Zhu Bajie back!."”
The group of monkeys rushed all over the ground, caught up with Zhu Bajie and knocked him down, some grabbed his ears, some grabbed his mane, some grabbed his tail, and carried Zhu Bajie back.
Tang monks turn into tigers, white horses turn into dragons, all of them are extremely clever and wonderful in writing. How can you be a talent in the industry?This is also a tiger. - Li Zhuowu.
Or jokingly: Turning into a tiger is the mantle of the monk's family, what is the strangeness?Absolutely unforgiving. - Li Zhuowu.