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On the bus, a hot mother hugged a child, and the child was clamoring to pee. His mother said that it would be there soon, and after two stops, "Mom, I can't hold it anymore, can I pee in your mouth?".How can a dead child talk! The child said aggrievedly: Then why can dad do it? The whole car was silent.
Yesterday I went to sing with a few friends, and a few bewitching women came in halfway, and then there were all kinds of teasing and all kinds of **, and a few buddies next to me became short of breath, and I didn't even move my eyebrows. A woman said to me in surprise: This little brother has good concentration, is his girlfriend usually too strict? I said: Get out of the way, although the old lady is flat-chested, but she is also a woman...
I have a very poor sense of direction, and I am a road idiot. Yesterday, the courier brother called** and said that he couldn't find my company. I told him left and right, north and south. Twenty minutes later, the courier brother called**: According to your command, I returned to the courier station. ”
See in the movie, a man was bitten by a wolf, and later he became a werewolf! There was also a man who was bitten by a spider, and later he became Spider-Man! There was also a person who was bitten by a zombie and ended up being a zombie! I was bitten by my girlfriend last night and I was scared ......
From the beginning of the child's kindergarten, teach him to change "thank you" to "thank you", change "casually" to "listen to you", change "I won't" to "I can learn", and change "do you understand" to "I understand". A different tone can improve your child's emotional intelligence. Teacher: Do you smoke? Child: I can learn.
Once I saw a quarrel between the husband and wife next door, and the woman suddenly picked up the cockroach medicine and said to her husband, "You treat me like this, I will let you taste the taste of losing your beloved."
In the evening, my brother and sister-in-law quarreled over some trivial matters, and the result became more and more intense. They were very resolute: divorce! I'll leave tomorrow!! The next morning they still refused to compromise, and after breakfast, they went out together to ......The nephew chased him out in a hurry, and came back crying for a while, wiping his tears and saying: "They forgot to take the marriage certificate and household registration book, I sent it to them, but I didn't expect to be beaten...
**Weekend out**, where clothes are sold is on the fifth floor. **Don't want to climb the stairs and just go to the queue for the elevator. got on the elevator, a guy had no quality, and ordered a cigarette. At this time, the uncle next to *** stopped him, "Hey, don't smoke in the elevator, there is a lady here." So the guy didn't light the cigarette in his mouth, and looked at the uncle gratefully. Who knew that as soon as the elevator door closed, ** fart attacked, and several farts were released in a row! Then the uncle shook his head, took out the lighter, and lit the young man's cigarette.
Customers often say, "I'll go back and think about it, and I'll come to you when I'm sure I'm done." After they finished speaking, I understood a truth: some people, once they turn around, it is a lifetime.
When I was in high school, I always liked to ask questions with my classmates. Once, my tablemate said to me: I will test you in a couplet, the upper link is in the upper part not the north and south, and you didn't even think about the lower couplet, and blurted out: the lower is not a thing. Later, my tablemate, who was laughing backwards, was beaten up by me.
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