The boss walked into the office and inspected us at work.
Suddenly, I noticed a person who was playing a game with his head down.
The boss was furious: "How much is your monthly salary?" ”
The man replied, "Three thousand......."”
The boss took out 3,000 yuan from his bag, threw it directly to him, and shouted: "This is your salary this month, leave me immediately." ”
The man looked at it, took the money and left immediately.
Then, the boss who was angry and asked the person next to him, which department was he?
The man next to him said:"He's here for an interview with us! ”
Girlfriend: "Do you like to play in the water?" ”
Boyfriend: "Of course I do!" ”
Girlfriend: "Then go and brush the pot!" ”
I got up early in the morning to go to class, and just after sitting down, the teacher said:
We take his class as if we were in love. ”
We all asked why?
The teacher raised his glasses and said
Because people who fall in love have zero IQ! ”
How do you use one sentence to prove that you are the lowest level in the company?
They went to a meeting. ”
Interpersonal skills:
Enthusiastic and generous, I don't know if you ask three questions! ”
Last night, the family was watching TV in the living room, and the daughter suddenly asked her father, "What is love?" ”
Dad said: "Love means that Dad has nothing, and Mom is still married to Daddy." ”
The daughter asked again, "Then what is family affection?" ”
Dad said: "Family affection is that Mom will never let you marry someone who has nothing!" ”