When is the word game closed

Mondo Social Updated on 2024-03-07

Now there are some so-called experts who have been drinking ink for a few years, and they have to make things clear in one sentence and complicate simple problems, as if this is how they seem to be knowledgeable, and even some people have invented some inexplicable new words in order to reduce responsibility, which is not only a waste of Chinese culture, but also makes people feel disgusting when they hear it.

For example, it is clear that the economy is stagnant and must be called "zero growth", and even if the economy is declining (or recession), it must be said that it is "negative growth", and it may be that the word growth is better than recession.

Obviously unemployed, there is no work to do, so it has to be called "to be employed".

College students who can't find a job after graduation is called "slow employment".

Doing odd jobs without a regular job is called "flexible employment".

The poor are called "those who are waiting for the rich".

The fracture of the bridge column of rail transit line 5 in a certain place is called "vertical misalignment".

Prices are called "prices are up".

Prices are too high, young people can't afford to spend, and they are called "**sensitive consumer groups".

If you don't go out to work, you can always call it "full-time children" at home.

Migrant workers begging for their hard-earned money is called "malicious wage demand" ......

Speaking of this, I can't help but think of a story, saying that in ancient times, there would be some lawyers in the yamen of various state capitals and counties, equivalent to today's lawyers, who specialized in helping people write complaints, fight lawsuits, rely on their own knowledge, and often play some clever tricks to help people reduce their guilt and obtain some ill-gotten gains

There is a rich kid who often does all kinds of evil, and finally commits the crime of murder, witnesses and murder weapons are readily available, and the complaint of the bitter master is also written with reasonable evidence, and the death penalty is a sure thing. But the family was rich, so they spent a lot of money to find a cunning lawyer, saying that they wanted to help reduce the guilt no matter what.

The lawyer looked at the form over and over again, pondered for a long time, and finally saw a sentence, "In a certain anger, kill with a knife", his heart lit up, and he added the word "use" on the form with a pen, and changed it to the word "throw", which changed "killing with a knife" to "killing with a knife", and increased the accidental element of unintentional killing.

So don't underestimate the word game, just like the above said if the bridge is broken, it is a liability accident, there may be criminal acts such as cutting corners behind it, someone will lose their heads, but changing it to "vertical dislocation" has become a phenomenon, and the culpability has become a mistake.

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