The first time you read Jin Yong's martial arts, you will feel absurd and imaginative, but after many years, you will find that Jin Yong's martial arts works are not ethereal, but reflect some people and things in real life.
is like the prodigy grandma of "Dragon Babu", what purpose did she rack her brains to let Xuzhu break the ring? When I first read "Dragon Babu", I was still an ignorant teenager, so I naturally didn't know what Jin Yong meant by his words, and it wasn't until we grew up that we suddenly woke up.
Xuzhu is one of the three protagonists of Tianlong, he is ugly and not good at words, if you put him in the crowd, he is undoubtedly the most ordinary one. But when Xuzhu went out to do errands once, he accidentally bumped into it, broke the Zhenlong chess game set up by Wuyazi, and got the lifelong internal strength of Wuyazi in a daze.
However, at this time, Xuzhu was not a first-class master in the rivers and lakes, and he had a strong internal force, but he could not apply it well. Indeed, although Xuzhu's internal strength is unfathomable, his external strength is overstretched.
It wasn't until Xuzhu met the rejuvenated Tianshan Tong Grandma that he ushered in the second adventure in his life, and then under the guidance of the Tianshan Tong Grandma, he practiced many free school magic skills, and also got the internal strength of Li Qiushui and Tianshen Tong Grandma in the ice cellar of the Xixia Kingdom.
However, Xuzhu has already shouted Wuyazi ** in the cabin, and he also wore the wrench of the head of the Carefree faction, why did Tianshan Tong's grandmother try every means to make Xuzhu break the ring?
Tianshan Tong's grandmother first sneaked into the palace and stole the delicacies of the mountains and seas and put them in front of Xuzhu. At this time, Xuzhu was so hungry that his chest was pressed against his back, and he could only quench his thirst with the ice cubes in the ice cellar. However, Xuzhu smelled the fragrance of chicken, duck and fish, and was still unmoved, and there was an amazing act of starving to death and not eating.
Tianshan Tong's grandmother lit the acupuncture points of Xuzhu in a fit of rage, and forcibly stuffed Xuzhu's mouth full of delicacies. Tianshan Tong's grandmother thought she had won, but after solving the acupuncture points for Xuzhu, Xuzhu said so:"The little monk is persecuted by his predecessors, and if he is not voluntary, he will not be considered to have broken the vows. ”
We all know very well what happened later, Tianshan Tong's grandmother knows that Xuzhu's blood and qi are strong, and Xuzhu's previous Shaolin Zen skills have all been turned away by Wuyazi, and his concentration has been lost, and he is a strong man who has not been killed.
Therefore, when the world's largest ** hits, can Xuzhu** hold it? So Xuzhu and Menggu stayed in the ice cellar for three nights.
On the fourth night, Tianshan Tong's grandmother pretended to concentrate on practicing and did not take Menggu to the ice cellar. Without the company of the beautiful woman, Xuzhu was like sitting on pins and needles, and finally couldn't help but ask Tianshan Tong's grandmother about the whereabouts of Aunt Meng.
So far, as Tianshan Tong's grandmother wished, Xuzhu successfully committed the killing ring, meat ring, and color ring.
As mentioned earlier, why did Tianshan Tong's grandmother do this? Actually, this is related to the Meilan bamboo chrysanthemum in the Vulture Palace.
Meilan Zhuju is the main backbone of the Nine Heavens and Nine Divisions of the Vulture Palace, and is the proud henchman of Tianshan Tong's grandmother. The four of them have the same appearance, and they are beautiful and endearing.
Under the training of Tianshan Tong's grandmother, Mei Lan Zhuju obeyed the palace master's orders, and also served the palace master's food, clothing, housing, transportation, washing and bathing.
It's like Xu Zhu didn't long after he went to the Vulture Palace, he and Duan Yu had a good time drinking and getting drunk.
Xuzhu slept until the next day, and only woke up at the third pole of the next day, and then Xuzhu suddenly found that he was wearing a new set of underwear and lying in the fragrant quilt.
When Xuzhu was still trying to remember what happened last night, Mei Lan Zhuju walked into the bedroom and told Xuzhu with a smile that after Xuzhu drank unconscious last night, it was Mei Lan Zhuju who served Xuzhu to untie his clothes and bathe and change clothes.
Xuzhu was stunned by the words of the four women, and wrote in the book, Another girl walked in outside the door, but it was Ju Jian, and said with a smile: "Our two sisters serve the master to change clothes." As he spoke, he picked up a set of light cyan underwear from the bedside chair and stuffed it into the bamboo quilt. Xuzhu was embarrassed, his face was flushed, and he said, "No, no, I ......."I don't have to serve my sisters. I wasn't injured or sick, I was just drunk ......”
Seeing Xuzhu's refusal, Mei Lanzhuju cried. Xuzhu was most afraid of women shedding tears, so he had to reluctantly let Mei Lan Zhuju wait for him to change into brand new underwear**.
Seeing this, can you understand the good intentions of Tianshan Tong's grandmother? Grandma Tong knew that although Xuzhu wore the wrench of the head, he also intended to be the palace master of the Vulture Palace, but Xuzhu was a stupid, stupid, pedantic and stupid little monk, if he went to the Ethereal Peak, how could he stand the careful service of Meilan Zhuju?
In addition, there are many other young women in the Nine Heavens and Nine Divisions, and Xuzhu is even more uncomfortable, and over time, Xuzhu will inevitably hate the life of the Vulture Palace and pass on the position of head to others.
If you use Menggu to make Xuzhu commit the color ring, Xuzhu, who understands the affairs of men and women, will naturally not be twisted and pinched like before, so that Xuzhu with experience can adapt to the life of the Vulture Palace, and can also mingle with the women of the Nine Heavens and Nine Divisions.
Tianshan Tong really did not guess wrong, Xuzhu quickly became familiar with Meilan Zhuju, under the leadership of Meilan Zhuju, Xuzhu also got into the secret room of the Vulture Palace, and constantly comprehended the mysterious martial arts on the stone wall.
As the saying goes: Jiang is still old and spicy, and under the calculation of Tianshan Tong's grandmother, Xuzhu finally integrated into the big dye vat of the Vulture Palace.