"It's so chilling!
I'll never give my sister a parent-teacher conference again! ”
Why does the brother of a master's student make such an emotion?
Before I knew the whole picture, I thought that this brother was a little too extreme.
It wasn't until I saw my sister's report card that I was silent ......
According to a report by the Beijing News on January 28, an older brother in Qingdao, Shandong Province, who was in his first year of graduate school, came home from vacation and had to hold a parent-teacher conference for his sister in junior high school for his family with a brain fever.
However, I really don't know it, and I'm shocked when I open it!
My sister's report card reads:
5 points in Chinese, 6 points in mathematics, 16 points in English, 8 points in physics, 6 points in biology, 8 points in politics, 9 points in history, 8 points in geography, and only 66 points in 8 subjects are combined, which is acceptable.
Don't think you're dazzled and wrong, the total score of 8 subjects is 66 fidelity, such as fake!
After attending the parent-teacher conference, this brother said without love:
The moment I saw the report card, I really wanted to find a crack in the ground to get into!
Afterwards, my brother asked my sister: "I can score 16 points in English, why is there only 5 points in this language?"
Is it because there are many multiple-choice questions, all of which are blind? ”
The younger sister then cautiously raised her head to look at her brother and whispered, "Hmm......."”
Seeing this, I finally understoodWhy don't the grandparents at home go to the parent-teacher conference?Finish.
Because the total score of the 8 subjects is combined, it is not as old as my grandmother.
After that, intimate netizens also gave their own suggestions in order to help my sister improve her grades:
If you want to improve your score, it is recommended to make up the language first, because she may not know the words on the test paper at all. ”
There are also netizens who watched the excitement said:
"Low EQ: The score is very low;
High Emotional Intelligence: There's a lot of room for improvement! ”
After seeing these god comments, I really have to admire the brain hole of this netizen Qingqi, and I can't laugh anymore!
But to get back to the point, do you think that such a report card is explosive enough?
Then I can only reply you with two words:"Innocent! ”
With the explosion of this ** on the Internet, many parents have also followed the trend and posted their children's report cards.
After reading it, I can only say:
"There is no most explosive, only more explosive! ”
Isn't this a big brother from Henan facing the camera and tearfully posting his child's outrageous report card:
"38 points in the final exam! ”
Subsequently, the Henan elder brother also said:
"Originally, I wanted to give a gift to the teacher during the New Year's holiday, but I looked at it, and I didn't win a suite! ”
After that, the eldest brother also shared with netizens his tortuous mental journey since he had a child:
"When I was born, I felt that I could train him to become a pillar of the country;
Later, I felt that he could just go to college;
Later, I felt that as long as he could grow up healthy;
Now, as long as he doesn't come out and endanger society, he'll be in the middle! ”
Below this **, some netizens quipped:
"Teachers cry at school, parents cry at home!
And the children are singing together: a bunch of chickens. ”
But there are also serious netizens who comforted intimately:
"Don't cry, brother, my son scored 60 points in the math test in his third year of high school, and spent more than 10,000 yuan on one-on-one tutoring, and he scored 61 points. ”
Alas, I can't be emotionally moved after reading it:
"It's so hard for this generation of parents! ”
There are also netizens on the Internet who posted that after the child's final results came out, the conversation between himself and the child was even more explosive!
When the child came home, the mother asked"How many points did you get in the Chinese test? ”
Then the child said with a confident look:"Don't worry, I still maintain the highest score in the past few years. ”
When I heard the highest score, did I think that this time I finally came to a good student?
As a result, I asked how many languages there were59 points!
Mom then went on to ask
"What about math? ”
The child replied with a high spirit
"In math, I've finally broken through the single digits and taken a step towards the ten digits! ”
Mom then asked
"Are you taking a big step? ”
The child replied:"In order to be stable, I didn't dare to take too big a step, and I can win in stability! ”
Mom couldn't help but complain when she heard this:
"With your math score of this digit, you can't jump in a hurry, and you still win steadily?
How many points did you get? ”
The child held out two fingers and said
"11 points! ”
But whether it should be said or not, although this child's grades are not satisfactory, it is important to be honest!
No, the final grades of the child below have caused countless enthusiastic netizens to turn into Sherlock Holmes and solve the case.
What's going on here?
It's still a Henan eldest brother who posted his child's report card, and he was quite happy to see the results at first sight.
As a result, when I looked at it again, the eldest brother was directly speechless.
Transcript: Language 345 points, 84 points in Mathematics, 56 points in English, 89 points in Ethics and Legal System, 88 points in Science.
The results are okay, but it's just that this "8" becomes more and more abnormal!
As soon as the eldest brother posted this report card on the Internet, the majority of netizens with magical powers on the back foot solved the case!
Netizens said:"How is this 8 2 in 2 angry? It's 2 changed, right? ”
Later, some netizens said:
"There is serious suspicion that the language is 45, the first 3 is added later! ”
In the follow-up, some netizens said:
"It is also possible to score 5 in English. ”
After that, the parent himself laughed angrily and said to the child
"What is this kid pranking me? It's all a job I've played before. ”
These parents above are in a good state of mind, and there is a father below who was directly hospitalized after seeing his child's final grades.
There was also an eldest brother who fell into deep thought after learning about his son's final results.
The eldest brother probably wondered how his two children could be so different?
It is reported that the eldest brother's daughter is a teacher and receives a sky-high tutoring fee.
As a result, my son failed in all seven subjects!
Some netizens shared:
"My husband and I both have master's degrees, and the baby we gave birth to only scored 25 points in mathematics. ”
Then some netizens ridiculed:
"It's over, hurry up and do a paternity test, maybe the hospital is wrong! ”
However, jokes are jokes, and the comment of a netizen below instantly resonated with countless parents.
The child is just doing the wrong question, but not the wrong person;
It's just a scumbag, not a scumbag;
It's just that there is no name on the list, and it's not that there is no way under your feet.
Scumbags are not necessarily waste, and students are not necessarily **.
Accept the mediocrity of the child, just as the child does not ask you to be rich, let the child go, and let yourself go. ”
Indeed, many parents now regard their children's grades as a standard to weigh everything.
They feel that if they have good academic performance, they are good children.
But judging a child's merits based on grades alone is too one-sided.
Reference Sources:Official**Beijing News: ""My sister's total score in 8 subjects is 66", cousin: She is healthy and happy, and hopes to find "another path" for her sister by shooting short**