On May 20th, I don't know why I quarreled on this ordinary day. Early in the morning, I sent a red envelope of 520 yuan to my wife, but my wife confiscated it for a long time, I wondered, is it too little for these two wives, so I re-sent a 5200 red envelope, I didn't expect my wife to receive it in seconds, and replied: You kid still knows each other, and I know that I have sent less!What do you love or not, little lady, I love money now!
It was already late, and a salesman hurried home and met a patrolling policeman. Suddenly, the police shouted at him: Stop!What is the Selling Four Ps?Sales said: products, ** channels!Policeman: You can go!The salesman was puzzled and said, "Why do you ask such a question?".Police: Those who are still walking on the street late at night are generally two types of people, either thieves or salesmen!And you are the latter.
Passing by the vegetable market after work, I saw a girl standing in front of a stall selling carrots pacing back and forth, and an aunt selling rabbits next to her spoke: "Little girl, buy a rabbit!."At this time, the girl's eyes flashed with gold, and she didn't pick when she walked to the front, picked up a rabbit and paid, and then walked to the stall selling carrots with a smile: "Uncle, bring me a radish, go back and feed the rabbit!."”
On the luxury airliner, the king of the small country of African cannibals is also one of the passengers. The stewardess asked: Sir, what do you want for lunch?Is steak good?The king shook his head. The stewardess asked again: Is the chicken steak good?The king still shook his head. The stewardess said, "Sir, what do you want to eat?"The king said, "Please show me the list of travelers."
My mother's classmates will book a Sunday afternoon, saying that there is a classmate's husband who is in charge of a public office and has borrowed a military bus, and we will first go to a family on Aiguo West Road to gather, and then take the bus to Bitan together.
My sister and I took the bus, because there were too many people and it was a little stuffy, so my sister opened the window a little, and an old man next to me yelled fiercely: "I can't blow the wind ......."Slammed the window shut, and my sister saw that he didn't show weakness in such an attitude, and said very angrily: "Are you ashes, you will scatter when you blow it......."”
I live alone with my six-year-old daughter, who attends kindergarten. Once I went to pick up my daughter, and suddenly she said: Dad, I'll help you find a wife!Hearing my daughter say this, I felt a little sad, and I felt that my daughter also needed a mother. However, I also knew that my daughter was talking nonsense, so I said: Okay!Unexpectedly, she shouted loudly at the classroom: Teacher, my dad agreed!The teacher walked out in shame Every day from now on, I didn't have to pick up my daughter, and she was brought back by her stepmother and teacher. Later, I found out that I was abducted by my daughter and her teacher
When I was in college, I was very beautiful, and a female classmate bragged every day that her grades were very good, and she came to our school purely by mistake, for which his mother cried for a long time. Once I picked up her report card, but our school is still a few hundred points away, and the family spent money to come in, but everyone silently kept this secret, and it is estimated that he doesn't know it until now.
The next morning his father woke up Avanti and told him to prepare the donkey, and Avan said to his father that he would not return until he had gone for a long time"Dad, our donkey may have flown into the sky, so you should go and bring it back yourself!"
I asked a few friends to play mahjong at home. My girlfriend watched from the sidelines, I won, she danced happily, I lost, she shook her head and sighed... I glared at her and said, "Why are you nervous when I play cards?""Can I not be nervous?".It's your money that loses, but if you win, it's my money!She said angrily.
When I was eating breakfast, I ordered a bowl of beef noodles, and I felt a little thirsty halfway through the meal, so I ran to the counter and asked for another cup ......of soy milk, and then returned to my seat to eat noodles again, probably because I was hungry, and I ate the soup and noodles cleanlyWhen I wiped my mouth with a tissue, I suddenly noticed that there was also a bowl of noodles on the table opposite, and my car keys and sunglasses were ...... next to it