1.I spent a hundred dollars to ask the fortune teller to tell my fortune, and he figured it out: I only have one life.
2.It's late at night, let's talk about the topic between adults, what time do you go to work tomorrow?
3.A soft-hearted beauty can never pull a wild dog that wants to run.
4.Recently, because of my appearance, I have always been very uncomfortable, and even have low self-esteem, because others say that there is no good thing for good-looking.
5.I just ate a piece of black qiao, and I thought it was bitter, but I didn't have my sister's life hard.
6.I'm really speechless to the bank, every time I go to withdraw money, I say that the balance is insufficient, and I don't have the money to open your mother's bank!
7.Life is supposed to be colorful, but you are stuck in yellow and green.
8.My specialty: retreat from difficulties, give up halfway, eat, drink and have fun, stay up late and never sleep.
9.Does anyone like to play development games?Give me twenty dollars a day and watch me thrive.
10.If I sleep on my side, will the ceiling collapse because I can't see my handsome face?
11.I learned a word of rejection: Otherwise, you and I will die.
12.I may be ugly at first, but soon you will be blindfolded by love.
13.Can anyone help me call the police, two men are fighting for me, and the ugly one is about to win.
14.I don't want to ** anymore, you say that the flesh is also very good-looking, you say it quickly, you say it quickly
15.In the future, I will never post 2b Moments again, and the next person is set to be an infatuated girl sister who loves to shed tears, and the heart is forbidden to visit.