This article is compiled from the philosophical joke series published by Mr. Wang Pu, the founder of Peking University Zongheng Management Consulting Group, on the ** number "Wang Pu".
Absolutely a big meal
The cake painted by the boss, the melon handed by the colleague, the fish touched by himself, and the oil and vinegar of the people next to him, the dishes are all ready, and then used.
The pot carried by the superiors, the fire in his heart, a meal was served, a big meal!
How to cleanse
A person loves to be clean, but there are always children playing in front of and behind the house every night, so he came up with a plan and gave the child three pieces of candy, saying, thank you, how lonely you used to be, how lively you came. In this way, three candies are sent every day, and after a few days, they are changed to two candies, and after a few days, they are changed to one candies, and slowly they are not sent.
At this time, the children got angry and said, why is this person so picky, if he doesn't give us candy now, why do we still play here and make trouble here, let's go play elsewhere and make trouble elsewhere.
Since then, it has been quiet!
Saving money is making money?
During the May Day holiday, some cities announced that there would be no toll on the highway and no parking lot for Zibo.
There is a fool who said that according to the principle of "saving money is making money", he wants to drive the car on the road a few more laps, he wants to park the car in the parking lot for more time, do you say he can make money?
Emotional intelligence
If a person can talk to a friend, it is not necessarily that the person is more liked, but that his friend has a particularly high emotional intelligence.
Real-name anonymity
Anonymous praise is rare, and real-name criticism is even more stylish, because.
There is a high probability that anonymous praise is sincere, and real-name criticism is likely to be justified.
Gas stations
A was not happy, and B said to him, let's go to the gas station and work.
A said, "Why?"B said, there will be a lot of people there who will say to you, Come on!
Ruthless enough
How to be a good leader, one word: ruthless, two words: ruthless.
Lead by example for yourself and stick to your principles for others at all times.
Fairy-like ability Angelic sentiment
Immortal-like abilities and angelic sentiments are something that all of us have, or rather, we all envy.
Physical, intellectual, and power
The essence of commerce is exchange.
The lower echelons exchange physical strength, the middle echelons exchange intelligence, and the upper echelons exchange powers.
Academic qualifications and learning ability
Society will weed out people with academic qualifications, but it will not weed out people with learning ability.
Because, academic qualifications represent the past, and learning ability represents the future.
Bodhisattva heart vajra means
Are all outstanding entrepreneurs personal?
It is necessary to be able to get on the horse to kill the enemy, and to be able to dismount and recite the scriptures.
It is necessary to have both a bodhisattva heart and a vajra method.
Don't believe it
Rich people will always say that money is not everything, and people who work hard will always say that it is all good luck.
It doesn't matter what they say, the point is that you can't believe it!
There is no rush at the ministerial level
At dinner a few days ago, an old friend who knew me introduced me and said that this Mr. Wang Pu was a director of a state-owned enterprise more than ten years ago, and this is a ministerial-level!
I joked, no hurry, I'm not in a hurry, I'm not in a hurry!
Grievances
A monk met a barbaric woman, and the barbaric woman said, "Why are you looking at me?"The monks quickly closed their eyes.
The savage woman said, "Not only do you look at me, but you also think of me when you close your eyes." The monk had no choice but to turn his head away.
The brutal woman said again, "If you have a ghost in your heart, you don't dare to look at me head-on."
This shows that in our work, some leaders have been wronged, and it is really neither left nor right. Of course, there are also subordinates who have been wronged, neither on the left nor on the right.
Let's all think about it, is there such a thing around us?
Right and wrong and temper
Two people are quarreling, and they want me to persuade them to fight, the right side has no need to lose their temper, and the wrong party is not qualified to lose their temper.
Vision
Looking through the eyes of criticism, the world is full of people who are at fault.
Looking through the eyes of arrogance, the world is full of dull people.
Looking through the eyes of wisdom, the world is full of people worth learning.
Live or dead
Some people live in the past, some live in the present, and some live in the future.
Some people live as if they have died, some people live as if they never died, and some people as if they never lived when they are leaving.
Crying and laughing
When you came into this world, you were crying and your loved ones were laughing.
When you leave this world, you are laughing and your loved ones are crying.
Illustrate. It is not rejoicing in life, and it is not sad in death.
Before and after enlightenment
A asks B, what did you do before you attained the Tao?
B answered, "Chop wood and carry water."
A asked B, "What did you do when you got the truth?"
And B answered, Chopping wood and carrying water.
A asked B, "What is the difference between before and after you attained enlightenment?"
B said, Before attaining enlightenment, when chopping wood, he thought about carrying water, and when he was carrying water, he thought about chopping woodAfter attaining enlightenment, when carrying water, he only wants to carry water, and when he chops wood, he only wants to chop wood.
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Today, if you transfer this paragraph to a subordinate, I admire you. If you transfer to your superiors, I worship you.
A colleague raised a few small transparent shrimp in the office, and the leader came over to look at it and asked, what is this?My colleague replied, shrimp. The leader walked away without a word. The colleague thought that he didn't hear clearly or didn't believe it, so he immediately chased after him and said four cruel words: Blind, leader;Leader, blind. Leader, what a blind man;Leader, it's really blind.
Fooling around
When I saw a colleague drinking coffee, I muttered that drinking coffee is not good for your health. Colleagues say their families live a long life. I asked, is it because of the coffee?The colleague replied that it was because he didn't care about idle things. In an instant I was speechless and had to reflect.
Quiet
A lost a watch, complaining and churning, but couldn't find it. After A went out, B went in and found the watch in a short time. Everyone asked how they found itB said that after I went in, I sat quietly in the room for a while, and then I heard the ticking of the watch, and I found it by following the sound.
This story tells us:
There is calm in every big event.
The dog asked the wolf
The dog asks the wolf, do you have a car and a house?The wolf said no.
The dog asked again, do you have ** food?The wolf said no.
The dog also asked, do you have someone to play with you and walk around?The wolf said no.
The dog finally asked, "What do you have?"The wolf says I'm free.
Life is precious, so-and-so is more expensive, if it is for freedom, can you throw these?
Publicly traded companies
A shareholder asked the listed company why it has profits but not high transfers
The secretary of the board of directors was asked anxiously and replied that the essence of high transfer is to exchange 100 yuan for two 50 yuan, why do you have to imagine it as a 100-kilogram wife for two 50-kilogram ones?
Pigs, cows, sheep, and milk hair
Pigs, cows, and sheep were fed in the compound by their owners, and one day when the owners came to catch the pigs, the pigs howled and screamed, and the cows and sheep heard and said why did they shout, and we were also caught by the masters.
The pig replied, "You have been caught, but the sheep have their hair cut by their masters, and the cows have only milked their milk.
This story fully illustrates: in society, in the enterprise to learn empathy!
The value of straw ropes
A straw is thrown on the side of the road is garbage, a straw tied to Chinese cabbage can be sold at a cabbage price, and a straw can be sold if it is tied to hairy crabs.
This speaks volumes:
We want to find noble people to help, and we want to be in the company of superior people.
Development Economics
Employment is the expansion of employment, prosperity is driven by prosperity, prosperity is driven by prosperity, and harmony is harmonious accumulation, which is development economics.
Economists
The First Law of Economics: For every economist, there is an economist of equal strength who takes the opposite position.
The Second Law of Economics: They Are All Wrong.
Opportunity cost: Free lunch
There is no such thing as a free lunch, and the shallow understanding is that you can't find a place to eat for free and without spending money. However, if you look at economics it is more esoteric, that is, even if you can find a place to eat for free without spending money, but because you take the time, and you may earn 1 million in this time, because you don't earn the 1 million from eating, your loss is 1 million.
This is called opportunity cost. Economics is fun, right?
The formula for happiness
What is happiness?
There is a formula for happiness: happiness equals utility divided by expected value.
For example, if your boyfriend gives you a bonus of 1,000 yuan, assuming that your expectation is to have a 10,000 yuan Manchurian banquet, then what is the sense of happiness?is 1000 divided by 10000 to get 01；
If your expectation is a 100 yuan Malatang, what is the sense of happiness?is 1000 divided by 100 to get 10.
So happiness has a lot to do with your expectations.