Hello everyone, I'm "he said", welcome to watch "Funny Primary School Student Collection" (Attached: The weather is getting cold, everyone pay attention to keep warm!）
The father tested his son: "How much is plus?"”
The son shook his head and said, "I don't know." ”
Dad was a little angry and said, "For example, how many are I and your mother, plus you?"Stupid!”
The son immediately replied, "Idiot!."”
Oh, laugh at me, it's equal to three stupid people!
In Chinese class, the teacher asked: "Xiao Ming, please do a sentence imitation exercise with "If every drop of water can represent a blessing, then I will send you an ocean"!”
Xiao Ming replied, "If every flower represents a blessing, then I will send you a wreath!."”
When the child first started school, he was quite naughty.
His grandparents told him to study hard, and he said, "Then what if I study hard and be admitted to Tsinghua University?"I heard that the tuition is expensive, can you afford to pay it??”
Grandpa said: "Study hard, pay up, don't worry about it!". ”
The child said, "You lie, I asked you for a dollar in the morning, and you said that our family has no money!".”
After the death of his wife for many years, my grandmother took her little grandson to visit the grave, burning paper money, ingots, US dollars, and cars at the grave.
Suddenly, the little grandson asked, "Grandma, why don't you burn a mobile phone for grandpa?"”
Grandma: "He's calling you at night ** aren't you afraid?."”
Little grandson: "That'......."That's ......That's it......”
Xiaohu had an interesting dream, so he hurriedly told his grandfather: "Grandpa, grandpa, I had an interesting dream, now I'll tell you about it." ”
Grandpa was busy working, so he said, "Grandpa doesn't have time now, you can go and tell grandma first!."”
Xiaohu shook his head and said unhappily: "I don't need to tell grandma, there is her in my dream, she knows everything." ”
The younger brother asked the elder brother, "Is the moon big, or is it the sky?"”
Naturally, it is a big day. The elder brother replied.
The younger brother immediately asked, "Since it is a big day, why does a 'month' have 30 'days'?"”
Xiao Gang couldn't answer his father's question, and his father said unhappily: "You always don't know what to ask!."”
Xiao Gang asked puzzledly: "What is the 'three unknowns'?"”
Dad didn't know how to explain it so he asked Mom, and Mom said she didn't know.
At this time, Xiao Gang suddenly came to his senses, pointed to his parents and said: "These 'three don't know' are: I don't know, you don't know, and she doesn't know." ”
As soon as my son got home from school, he came to me and asked, "Mom, I want to play with the computer." ”
I said to my son, "We have a virus in our computer, we can't play, so hurry up and do our homework." ”
My son ran to the kitchen and got a bottle of insecticide and said, "Mom, use this to kill the virus." ”
I explained: "Son, insecticides are useless, we don't turn on the machine for a month, we can starve the virus inside".
Yesterday I taught my son: "Time is the knife that pierces lies, but the biggest enemy of life is not lies, but precisely time." ”
The son asked thoughtfully, "Isn't it just melon seeds?"”
Daughter: "Mom, the teacher taught the time today, 21 o'clock is 9 o'clock in the evening." “
Mom: "Awesome, baby. “
Dad: "Baby, what time is 21:21?"“
Daughter: "Well, 9:09, evening".
Hahaha, laugh at me!
If you like it, follow me, more hilarious jokes will make you happy every day!