1.I went to buy fish balls at noon, and told the boss that it would cost ten yuan, and the boss weighed it and showed 995 yuan... The boss was entangled for a moment, and decisively took out a good one from the weighed fish balls and replaced them with an ice slag, which instantly displayed 1004, the boss smiled with satisfaction.
2.Today, my parents called me and said, "Your cousin came home today, and the girlfriend he brought with him is beautiful." If you don't bring a girlfriend home in two days, your dad and I won't have a place to put our faces on them. "I had no choice but to rent a girlfriend from the Internet. After bringing it home today, my parents' faces turned green when they saw it: "Isn't this your cousin's girlfriend?"I'm really not afraid of a god-like opponent, I'm afraid of renting the same girlfriend!
3.The wife repeatedly painted the room with white ash. The husband angrily yelled, "Enough!".What a waste!The wife said proudly, "What do you know, this white ash is white!."The doctor shook his head and said, "Stupid!."Even if the white ash doesn't cost money, then it should be brushed outside, and the inside is brushed layer after layer, and the room is much smaller than the original. ”
4.When I was a child, once I came back too late from playing, my mother beat me up directly, I cried so much that tears and snot flowed out, and I said that I wouldn't dare next time. As I spoke, snot ran down my face and into my mouth, and when my mom turned around, I spit out my snot with a "puff". When my dad saw it, he shouted: Wife, look, he dares to !! you if you do something wrong
5.Today I met a beggar on the road and said that as long as he gave him a bottle of water, he could do anything. So I handed him a bottle of water and asked him to unscrew it for me. The little rabbit is not convinced by the tiger king and wants to challenge it, who will die?Answer: Bears and leopards, because they are afraid that the little rabbits must have eaten the bear's heart leopard gall.
6.The senior rode a bicycle to take a senior sister home, and when she got home, the senior sister got off the car and said shyly, "Senior, can the back seat of your car only belong to me in the future?"After speaking, he blushed and lowered his head, and the senior was stunned for a moment, then smiled and said, "No problem, I'll go home tonight and tear it down for you..."”
7.When I came home from work one day, my wife asked with concern: "Husband, are you tired today!.""I was suddenly moved, but my wife is still good to me!Just rush this sentence, no matter how hard and tired it is, it's worth it. Said movingly: "Baby, I'm not tired." Wife: "Oh, then you can help me pinch my feet, after a day of shopping, my feet hurt to death." ”