1. Xiao Xiaobin's mother hugged her two-year-old son out of the house, her son was fat, and her mother hugged her for a while, feeling very tired, so she said to her son: "Mom's arms are sore, the baby is good, is it okay to walk by yourself?"After hearing this, the son licked his mother's arm and said with a smile: "Mom is a liar, it's not sour at all." ”
2. I took the bag of oranges I just bought, and while eating, I walked leisurely, and suddenly I saw the iron buddy, and I said, "Have a petal?"."That's embarrassing!"Let's have a petal, be polite to me!.""Okay then. "So there was only half a bag of oranges left...
3. Attend a friend's wedding banquet one day.
After the romantic wedding**, the host began to sensationalize: May I ask the bride, why did you choose him as your husband?
The bride calmed down her excitement and said shyly: He doesn't snore when he sleeps.
There was silence ......
4. God took my son to climb Huaguo Mountain, the monkey on Huaguo Mountain was simply hungry, robbed tourists to eat, and grabbed bags, and snatched my three-year-old son's lollipop away, my son who couldn't speak angrily yelled at the monkey, but I didn't expect the monkey to send an unpeeled banana to my son, I was dumbfounded.
5. Uncle Zhang was recently diagnosed with heart disease.
While in the hospital, he found himself sleeping, and his wife tried his hand at his nose from time to time.
After a long time, Uncle Zhang was very unhappy, and once, he deliberately held his breath to see how his wife reacted.
After a few seconds of silence, I only heard my wife muttering to herself: "It's bad, it's too late to ask for the password of the bank passbook!."”
6. The waiter at the restaurant just told me that the old couple at the next table are old customers, and since the small restaurant first opened many years ago, the couple has often come over, and each time they pack one or two dishes to take away, and they have never stopped for decades. I was very touched when I heard this, I didn't expect that an old couple could still not cook after decades of affection.
7. Once, I said to my wife: "My dear, if I suddenly become nothing and can only make a living by picking up rags, will you still follow me?"”
My wife smiled at me and said, "Husband, why do you say that, am I that kind of person?"”
I was so moved that I didn't know what to say, and my wife patted me on the shoulder and said, "Then you must work hard!."”
My eyes were red and I nodded vigorously.
Who knows, my wife then smiled and said: "My dear, as the saying goes, 'three hundred and sixty lines, the line is the champion', and there is a spring for picking up rags, and you will come to me when you become a millionaire, okay?"”