Young people who have been taught to be obedient and sensible, abide by the rules and be reasonable since childhood, have recently been collectively created.
A group of bloggers deduced the experience of the post-00s generation on the Internet who "couldn't understand the hints" and "couldn't understand the meaning of the words", and many netizens who watched it said that they had lived in vain for so many years.
For example, when you go home for the Chinese New Year, visit relatives and friends and take public transportation, you are likely to encounter some "can't be violated on the surface" rules
Poultry, seafood and other live animals cannot be brought into the car, and the capacity of the power bank cannot exceed 30,000 mAh.
The security inspector was bent on "saving" the passengers, and Fei Lao hinted that as long as he "boldly claimed" that the things he brought were cooked and the capacity was only 20,000, he would be able to pass smoothly.
However, young people with too high personal quality and strict self-discipline have been explained cleanly in 1510.
As everyone knows, the staff doesn't want to investigate whether it is raw or cooked, whether the capacity is 20,000 or 30,000I just want to guide honest people to say that "personal statement that meets the regulations".
Young people now,The per capita diagnosis of "stiff syndrome" and "lack of flexible response consciousness" is diagnosed with "stiff syndrome", and he laughs at himself for not knowing how to be flexible and has a tendon in his head.
After brushing this kind of reveal**, countless similar scenes and dialogues immediately appeared in my brain, and I pinched my thighs with remorse.
I sat up from bed in the middle of the night and muttered, "I have held a grudge against the security inspector for so long, and I think people are trying to make things difficult for me, I really deserve to die."
In someMinor violations of the point rule are also harmlessis far from the extent of not abiding by the law and using crooked brains to exploit loopholes.
In fact, many times you can pass the test smoothly and seek convenience under the verbal guidance of the staff.
But the young people gradually found that they had too little life experience to hear the good intentions of the staff and what they had to say.
Life is like a play, drama is like life, clear college students, honest workers who have just joined the work, can't understand the play.
The traffic can't catch the drama of the old drama bones, and this boomerang is pierced to the young people after all.
used to always scold actors for bad acting skills and disrespect, but nowI just want to scold myself for being brainless and not knowing how to be flexible.
The scripts are all handed in front of me, why don't you have the eyesight to catch it.
Like a college dorm room curfew, oneSeemingly incomprehensibleThe eternal topic of the .
When college animals have to stay up late to revise, go out for supper, or attend a party, it is clearly against the rules not to return to the dorm before closing time.
I want to ask Aunt Sheguan Uncle to be accommodating, and they replied to you, "It's all according to the rules, you must go back to bed before 11 o'clock, and you have to punch in and come back when you hit the card."
At first glance, it's over, it's over, it's over, and the iron-faced selfless housekeeper cuts off the idea of passing and extinguishes the enthusiasm for friends to get together.
So he went back to the bed in the dormitory and lay down on the corpse, and scolded the broken school system 800 times in his heart.
Fat Demon Spirit. **Repeated** again, netizens only woke up a little when they saw the blogger's prompt.
It turned out that the housekeeper was emphasizing that "if you hit the card and go out, you have to punch in and come back", which is a code word-
If you sneak out without punching in, it doesn't matter if you punch in or not.
Auntie said these words yesHer role liesBut she couldn't care if everyone went out according to the rules, and she couldn't keep an eye on the turnstile all the time to watch the people coming in and out.
Translated into the vernacular, you go quickly, just because I didn't see it.
Many times, the road under your feet is not blocked by dead rules, but sealed by the self-deprecating elm heads of netizens.
The college students on the whole network once again took advantage of the winter vacation to travel with special forces, wanting to squeeze three or four people into the standard room to save some room fees.
Don't dare to sneak people in, and ask the hotel front desk if you can accommodate more people.
Naturally, the staff replied in a standard way, "Only two people can be registered in the standard room."
There was a pause, and then it looked like "".MouthyAsk, "Do other people just play and leave?"
People who didn't hear the sound of the strings were confused, and felt that the front desk was talking strangely, obviously they were here to stay, and they walked away to play a little bit, and they couldn't live on the street.
Then he desperately explained that his group was going to stay in a hotelrepeatedly emphasized his original purpose, for fear that the front desk would be wrong.
The front desk could only watch as the ball thrown out turned into a leaky balloon that dropped the chain, and the opponent couldn't catch it at all.
Crystal Barbie. I want to temporarily store my personal belongings at the front desk, shopping guide desk, information desk, etc., and then come back to pick them up.
However, according to the regulations, some valuables or documents are generally not accepted, and the responsibility for keeping them is too large and risky.
Qingqing students once again showed their true colors of being honest and honest, and kept emphasizing that they were just letting it go and coming back to get it in a while.
I couldn't see the other party's hints, and I was very persistent in hanging specific things such as ID cards and room cards, that is, I couldn't find a packaging bag to put in it, and then handed it to the staff tacitly.
Crystal Barbie. In the face of some small regulations that are harmless to "break", young people are particularly "honest and honest".
The reason for the re-issuance of many documents can only be expired or lost to simplify the workflow and improve efficiency.
Netizens who felt that **too ugly and wanted to take pictures again** folded on this threshold.
The employee who wants to be accommodating specially reiterates the condition of **, "If the ID card is lost, it can be reissued", and frantically reminded netizens.
And netizens got into the horns of the first half of the sentence, repeatedly saying that they didn't lose it, they just wanted to reshoot, and completely ignored the breath of the second half of the sentence.
Crystal Barbie. There are some self-deprecating people in the comment area, saying that they are so dull that they have to look through the comment area to know what message the "business-like" party in ** has sent.
There are also people who are bystanders, and they have never realized it once in real life, looking at the interaction on the screen, they understand it in seconds
It turns out that you just said that you lost it!
When you encounter a request**It is the latest within three months**, don't be stupid and keep asking "Is it successful in half a year?"
The staff almost used lip language to tell honest people that they only need to "declare" that they are within three monthsNo one is going to check exactly when it was taken.
Briquette Laughter Club.
In the exaggerated interpretation of @Bricus Hilarious Club, honest people's hearts are too real.
The scope of the broken screen insurance can be replaced for free is the accidental broken screen, and the salesperson has been guiding consumers to express the meaning that the screen is accidentally broken.
However, consumers are eager to describe the story of smashing walnuts with their mobile phones, for fear that everyone will not know that this is man-made.
Seeing that netizens were in a hurry, while collectively denouncing the characters for having no eyesight, they took their seats in the right seats, trying to recall whether they were too brainless and had done similar stupid things before.
Briquette Laughter Club.
A classic scenario that almost everyone can encounter is that helping someone else needs to sign their own signature.
The staff will say that you will go out and sign it before you come back to handle it.
As soon as countless netizens heard this sentence, they felt that they had eaten a closed door, the mental activity is "it's over, it can't be done", and then silently walk away and run in vain.
Those who are a little braver are more serious at first, feeling that the staff does not consider the actual situation and only cares about passing themselves.
How do you go out to find my signature, isn't it because I am not there that I was asked to do it, outrageous! ”
Only people with active minds can steadily extract the key information, and go out = don't sign for me openly, and then handle it = after signing back, say that I signed it.
It easily solves the problem of stumping a bunch of honest children.
College students who always complain about the counselor's strict and unreasonable management are about to sweat.
Seeing other people's shared conversations with counsellors, they regretted not doing so at the beginning, counting how much leave they had missed that could have been taken.
Is it possible that the counselor's repeated emphasis on "you can take sick leave, not because relatives and friends propose marriage", almost handed the standard answer to the lips.
On the surface, it is an objective statement of the leave criteria, but in fact, it is telling students to choose a good reason for leave.
Three. Switching to the perspective of the counselor, I have been completely collapsed by the "inflexibility" of my own group of students.
Desperately suggesting that the key to the student's leave of absence lies in the reason presented for applying, but it is infamous as being unsympathetic.
In many cases, telling a small lie will get things done without any bad effects.
The employees who are responsible for the "gatekeeping" of related work are also happy to be fulfilled, after all, no matter how much the boss makes money and eats meat, the people under him can't drink soup, so why embarrass ordinary people.
For example, some cinemas, restaurants, and KTVs cannot bring their own food, and the waiter will kindly remind them.
Young people who are too good at focusing on understanding the literal meaning of the word either show off milk tea and eat at the door, and have a fight with Wang Baoqiang drinking milk at the security checkpoint;
Why don't you go to the nearest mall and find a locker to put food and drink in;
Otherwise, you will change stores with hatred and completely ignore other possibilities.
However, the waiter's statement that "you can't bring in food bought from outside" deliberately exposed two breakthrough points.
One is "bought from outside", you say you didn't buy it outside, and no one will check it one by one.
The other is "take in", you cover it with clothes, carry it in your bag, hide it, and you can escort it successfully under the nose of the waiter who turns a blind eye.
In some consumption occasions, there will even be well-wishers to help save money, depending on whether the teammates are to the point where they can't take it.
A recent college graduate is determined to get a fitness card, trying to use this way to urge himself to stay away from the crispy state while moving bricks.
The coach kindly reminded that "students can be cheaper by two hundred", and the honest young man suddenly felt wrong.
blurted out "But I just graduated", expressing a helpless regret.
Fortunately, it has not yet reached the level of "stubbornness", and under the careful advice of the coach, he redefined his role in external display - just a freshman.
After all, when you are away from home, your identity is given by yourself.
If you can comprehend the essence of this sentence in place, you can even feel the way to be flexible.
Sometimes, clear young people will receive a special reminder.
It's just that the conversion effect of the reminder depends on your own comprehension ability.
When taking the driver's license test, the examiner said "Are you ready?", thinking that he was urging himself to hit the road, and quickly prepared to start.
The examiner said "Are you really ready" again, and at this time, the watershed came.
The smart man sensed that there was something in the words and began to check if there was anything he had not done before he went on the road.
Elm thought to himself, "This man is strange and cautious", replied "Ready", and the car rushed out.
Then the car sounded "not wearing a seat belt, failed the exam".
Ignoring the examiner's reminder half a minute ago, the inner activity at this moment
At the same time, people in the position of examiners are not comfortable, and I hope that honest people can raise a few more hearts.
For example, the class president, they are actually with their classmates, and they don't want to embarrass everyone.
When it comes to lectures, class activities, and other occasions that require check-inTo complete the duties of the division, convey the requirements of the college.
It's just that the big guy still didn't do a good job of reading comprehension and didn't grasp the title of "you have to sign the sign-in sheet".
Thinking about how to ask for leave, I couldn't read the central idea of the class leader's "it's not important to be there or not, it's more important to have a signature".
Some netizens work at the front desk of the hotel and meet a family of three who come to travel and want to live in a standard room.
Due to hotel regulations, it is certainly not possible to directly express permission.
So netizens hinted that the girl could help her parents take the luggage, so that she could acquiesce to the three of them without violating the rules.
However, the girl didn't hear this meaning, and she still riveted her efforts to ask netizens to make an exception.
Naturally, the result can only be rejection.
There are also parents who come out to say that it is a routine operation to open one eye and close one eye.
It's okay for children to play games and relax for entertainment, but once the mouth is loosened, it is difficult to control, so on the surface you still have to say "can't play".
The rules must be erected, and the actual execution can be discounted.
Looking at the big picture, the rules of operation of this world are nothing more than that.
Young people who couldn't hear what was in their words when they were children thought that it would be natural to grow up.
When I grow up, I can sensitively perceive the yin and yang of others, and I have serious internal friction and crazy self-reflection;
But he couldn't accurately identify the kind of "words in his own words" and tortured himself in vain.
Honest young people who have been taught to abide by the rules since childhood are afraid of causing trouble to others, and being accused of not understanding people's words will only mess around;
Therefore, the moment they hear the instruction that is literally called back, the good student will be troubled by the mentality, and subconsciously feel that he has done something wrong and needs to adjust and change according to the standard.
Even when I weighed that I might not be allowed, I had the idea of retreating.
For example, I felt that the hotel lobby would not allow non-residents to rest, and I hesitated at the door for five minutes before I dared to push the door in.
However, if you go in and sit directly, there will be no security guards running over to drive people away; Even if you ask the front desk, people will not find out whether it is a guest or not.
Fortunately, there are middle-aged people who have already worked out their experience and summed up some subtext.
When the relevant staff said that it was okay in principle, it seemed that the signal was positive and the signs were optimistic, but in fact, there was a high probability that it would not be done;
WhileWhen the staff said that it would not work in principle, it seemed to be a full signal of persuasion, but in fact, there was no endless road.
If it is not simply refused, but the standards and requirements are repeated, and even repeatedly emphasized-
That ten ** is secretly passing on the signal,It is implied that the person who comes to the errand has a faster brain and a little more flexible mouth.
Some netizens directly summarized and interpreted it from a higher dimension, "People have already hinted at you very clearly." When you ask someone for help, don't let someone else be the bad guy."
If you want convenience, you can't let others take responsibility for youThere are some things that can be accommodated, only if you avoid the risks of others first, others will make it convenient for you.
Therefore, many times the seemingly superfluous reminders, repeated emphasis, and inquiries of the staff are to guide the person who does the work to say the "personal statement" that can make things get done;
It is also a disclaimer for the staff.
When the interests of both parties are the same, and you have to ask someone else, you have to be the bad guy first."
According to the regulations, this cannot be done, but it is the best thing in the world.