1 went to eat a small hot pot, and the waiter recommended the bottom of the Pu'er tea health pot in their store.
There was a tuo of Pu'er tea in the white water pot, and I asked the waiter, "Pour me some tea to drink!" ”
The waiter looked at the bottom of my pot and said, "The bottom of the Pu'er tea pot you ordered, the water will boil after a while, you can drink the soup, it's better than our tea!" ”
I looked at the waiter with a sincere face, and suddenly I felt that what she said made sense!
2. Aunt Wang was cooking in the kitchen and listening to the radio. Her favorite song from her youth popped up on the radio, and she couldn't help but dance. She danced passionately, but accidentally kicked over the soup in the pot, and the soup splashed everywhere. Her husband walked into the kitchen, saw the scene, smiled at each other, and then cleaned up together.
3When Madahar met a man in the street, he came to him and said, "Ah! Oh my God! How did you change so much. Your face used to be flushed, but now it's so pale. You used to be tall and athletic, but now you are short and thin. I can barely recognize you, Cuong. ”
The man explained, "I'm not Cuong. ”
Mandaha: "Look, I'm right, even the name has been changed!" ”
4 sister said, "Hello, uncle, can I be your girlfriend?" The uncle said: "Little girl, you are so young and beautiful, besides, since you talked to me now, we have known each other for less than ten seconds, you don't know me well at all, you want to be my girlfriend?" The girl said calmly: I know my uncle for less than ten seconds, but I have known the sports car under my eldest brother for almost five years, and I know the roots!
5 In the morning, I sent my six-year-old son to school, and found that the water bottle in my son's schoolbag was empty, and I was about to fill him with water, but my son was embarrassed and said: "Dad, don't fill the water, I hold my urine during class, I am afraid of interrupting the teacher's lecture, so I secretly pee in the bottle..."
6 classmate was surprised to tell me after the test score came down that he handed in a blank paper and actually scored 15 points, and he noblely reminded the teacher whether he was wrong. The teacher told him seriously: This is a neat score for the volume.
On 7th Street, two men were arguing.
You're a stupid donkey! A man said loudly.
You're a stupid donkey! The other man sneered.
A pedestrian passed by, and after listening to it, he persuaded: "It's all a family, why bother to be angry!" ”
8 At that time, I chased the goddess for three years without hesitation, the neighbor was gentle and virtuous, filial to her parents, and Xiaomei, a hard-working girl, also chased me for three years without hesitation, until the goddess got married, and I was finally moved by Xiaojie ......"Bang", I was slapped on the head, the pain pulled me back from my thoughts, and my wife Xiaomei's piercing roar sounded in my ears: After the dishes are washed, hurry up and wash the clothes, mop the floor quickly, don't disturb me watching TV, listen, don't go to the nursing home this weekend.
9. A new female employee of the company, A Qin, has not yet arranged a place to live because it has just been reported today. The boss trusts my character very much, so he asked me, Dumb, anyway, you live in a three-bedroom and two-hall house alone, or Ah Qin will deal with you for one night tonight? After hearing this, Ah Qin looked at me with bright eyes, and I replied indifferently: "Men and women don't kiss." With Aqin's gloomy eyes, I walked away. I knew that I should pack up my clothes in the living room first.
10 A drives a luxury car.
B: "Dude, how did the luxury car come about?" ”
A: "I met a beautiful woman at a bar that day, and at night she pulled me to the top of the hill in her luxury car, and then took off her clothes and told me, you can ask for what you want."
So ......I drove away her luxury car. ”
B thought for a long time and said, "Brother, you are doing the right thing, and you can't wear her clothes." ”
11 Best friend's son was beaten by his best friend, the hand may be a little heavy, the little guy cried heartbreakingly, the best friend quickly apologized to his son, the son still did not forgive, the more he cried, the louder and louder the cry became.
My best friend asked me to coax the little guy, and the little guy looked at me and said to my mother: Mom, can you find a better looking one if you want to use a beauty trick?