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It is said that there is no horse spoon that does not touch the edge of the pot, and the flirting and quarreling between husband and wife are like storms in nature, looking at it from another angle, it is also the spice of the family, and the joy of life can also be understood as the unique mood between husband and wife.
I read an article that has a very philosophical sentence that I particularly like: freedom is not about doing what you want, but not doing what you don't want to do!
After dinner, I recommended this wonderful sentence to my wife to enjoy, and she slapped the table with a slap: "Why do you have so much to brush the bowl!" ”
When I was young, I was curious about how I would live after I got married. What to name your child?
I still remember when I first came out of society, I played a girlfriend named Xia Qi, and the two of them often looked forward to a happy life in the future together.
One day, my girlfriend and I were lying in bed chatting, and my girlfriend suddenly said, "Honey, you said that we will have a child in the future, what should you choose?" ”
I said at the time, "Let's call it Monday, the strokes are simple, popular but not unpleasant, and it also has a meaning, which means that the first time we met was also on Monday." ‘
My girlfriend thought for a while and said, "Well, giving birth to the second can be called Tuesday, and the third can be called Wednesday, but what about the eighth?" “
I racked my brains and thought for a long time, thinking to myself, this Monday to Tuesday is available, and it is not logical to name it Zhou Ba, suddenly I was inspired, and I couldn't help but say: "Let's call it Xia Monday." ”
After hearing this, my girlfriend shyly punched me in the chest with a small fist and said, "You are so bad, do you still want to give birth to a summer Tuesday!" “
In an instant, both of them burst out laughing!
Talent, really talent! It made my mouth water
Wife: "Husband, if someone buys me for 10 million, will you sell it?" Husband: "Of course not!" ”
The wife was very happy, kissed her husband fiercely, and asked, "Why?" The husband glanced at his wife and said with disgust: "You are not worth 10 million, I don't earn this kind of unconscionable money!" ”
Wife: Let's go out.
Husband: Okay, you can go wherever you want.
Wife: I'm going to have an idea to talk to you about!
Husband: You never agree with my idea.
Wife: What kind of idea do I disagree with, that's perfunctory! You have to keep coming up with ideas until I'm satisfied.
When the husband came home, the wife opened the door and stopped at the door and said, "If you see your manager in our house without clothes, are you angry?" Husband: "Nonsense, of course I'm angry." Wife: "What about the neatly dressed man in our house?" Husband: "Of course I won't be angry." The wife looked back and exclaimed, "Manager, are you dressed?" Come out when you get dressed, my husband won't be angry! Husband.
Today, when I was cleaning, I actually turned over my husband's private money. I was embarrassed to confiscate it, so I took off the bracelet, put it with his private money, and then ran to tell my husband that the bracelet couldn't be found, and asked him to help find it.
Not long after, my husband came over with a bracelet and private money: "Wife, the bracelet has been found." Let's see, did you drop this money together? ”
Husband: Why did you like to have a dog before you got married? Wife: Obedient, and can watch the door, can warm his feet in winter, and can kick it twice to relieve his anger when it doesn't go well. Husband: Then why don't you raise it now? Wife: With you, I don't need it.
quarreled with her husband and went back to her parents' house in a fit of anger. At noon on the fourth day, my four-year-old daughter called me ** and whispered: "Mom, come back quickly, you are not at home these days, and a woman comes to our house every day to buy me delicious food and cook for us." As soon as I heard this, I quickly packed my things and went home. When I got home, I saw that the object of the little uncle was coaxing the girl to play, and the girl rushed over and hugged me and said, "Mom, my aunt's idea is really good, you will really come back soon......."”
My husband is on a business trip, my wife is home alone, and today my husband asks my wife: "Wife, can I find a girl?" Wife: "Yes." My husband said happily, "Thank you, wife." Wife: "No thanks, how did you spend the money, and how I earned it back for you."
The other day, I saw a 2000 piece of clothing, but there was no number I was wearing, I was glad that I had saved a sum of money to buy clothes, and in the evening, in order to reward myself for my family virtue of thrift, I bought a more expensive dress to reward myself.
The next day, I told my husband about it, and he asked me thoughtfully, "Do you know what this incident means?" ”
I shook my head, and my husband continued: "God closed a window for you, and when he just wanted to open a door for you, you actually learned to lift the roof by yourself. Well, this month, the whole family will have to drink the northwest wind with you. ”
Hey, it's your man's business to find money, and you don't have the ability to drink the northwest wind! I replied angrily.
Oh, my mother, this wife is still very reasonable! 」
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