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It is said that there is no horse spoon that does not touch the edge of the pot, and the flirting and quarreling between husband and wife are like storms in nature, looking at it from another angle, it is also the spice of the family, and the joy of life can also be understood as the unique mood between husband and wife.
Walking with my husband at night, he suddenly said, "I feel like the seasons are slowing down now." ”
I couldn't help but be surprised: "Is this wooden fish husband stimulated by something?" How can you say such romantic words. “
After a while, my husband said again: "It seems that it's time to change to a 5G mobile phone." ”
I just reacted, it turned out that my husband said "I feel like 4G is slower now", but I heard it as "It feels like it's slowing down all seasons now", and I was really amused by my own show!
For the sake of my husband's hard work all his life, I changed him to a 5G mobile phone, and his Coke was broken at that time!
I asked my husband if he regretted marrying me?
My husband twisted his head and said, "Can you say that you regret it?" Isn't this a slap in the face?! Alas. I'm a man.
At night, my wife is watching TV, and my husband is playing ** with his colleagues.
When he hung up, his husband said, "Let's choose the junior." ”
The black line on his wife's face came down and asked, "Do you like Xiao San very much?"
Well, the junior looks pleasing to the eye".
The wife slapped her husband and kicked her husband out of the house.
My husband sat outside the door and covered his face, and said aggrievedly: "Choosing a font size for typesetting, who am I messing with......”
There was a strange call on my husband's mobile phone, and my wife grabbed it and answered it, only to hear a delicate female voice say, "Why haven't you come to me for so long?" ”
The wife threw the phone to her husband in anger and made a big noise.
In order to calm his wife's anger, her husband had to accompany her to go shopping and buy the bag she had always wanted.
When I got home, I saw my wife's ** ringing, I picked it up, only to hear a woman inside say: "Is the bag in hand?" ”
Hanging out with my husband and friends, in the elevator, we were in the innermost, and then my husband let out a loud fart, so everyone looked back.
The husband glared: "What do you see, my wife's fart doesn't stink!" ”
I fought with my husband, and halfway through the fight, this guy said, I'm hungry, let's eat first and come back and then continue to fight!
Once I quarreled with my husband and quarreled badly, I pulled each other's hair and bit my arms, and the room hit the living room, just when I was crying and thinking about how I followed this beast, this thing came to a sentence, I was hungry, let's go out to eat something, come back and fight, at that time my brain pumped and actually agreed on the spot, the two of them changed their clothes and washed their faces and went to eat, and now they have been talking for more than a year, and they often go to eat together after the noise. I'll admit that both are wonderful.
One day I was walking with my husband, and I met a little teddy yelling at us on the road, I jumped behind him and hid, ready to see the mighty scene of my husband scaring off Teddy, who expected, he held back for a while, and suddenly became full of anger"Wang"After a while, Teddy was obviously stunned for a moment, and actually walked away ......The husband explained proudly:"I learned how to bark a big dog so that I could scare it. "I understand the reason, but I always feel that ** is a little not.
At night, my wife is watching TV, and my husband is playing ** with his colleagues. When he hung up, his husband said, "Let's choose the junior." The black line on his wife's face came down and asked, "Do you like Xiao San very much?" "Well, Xiao San looks pleasing to the eye" The wife slapped her husband over and expelled her husband from the house. My husband sat outside the door and covered his face, and said aggrievedly: "Choosing a font size for typesetting, who am I messing with......”
At midnight, the sleeping wife was awakened by the movement outside, and the wife got up in a daze and quickly pushed her husband next to her to wake up, and said, "Honey, hurry up and hide, as if my husband has returned." ”
The husband got up in a daze, and when he heard his wife's words, he immediately came back to his senses, lifted the clothes and pants on the side of the bedtable and slipped away.
As soon as I slipped out of the door, it dawned on me, isn't this my home?
Then he angrily returned to the bedroom and said to his wife: "You actually raised a little white face outside!" ”
At the same time, his wife also said angrily: "You actually have a mistress outside behind my back!" ”
After speaking, the two looked at each other and smiled, and went to the Civil Affairs Bureau to go through the divorce procedures the next day!
My daughter-in-law is a ** seat, and she is very picky about everything, which is very annoying to me.
She argued: "I'm called perfectionism, I want to be perfect in everything, how can I be like you, just make do with anything?" ”
I applauded my hands at the time to express my approval, and said: "Yes, you have a really good vision, it is your honor to choose a delicate and handsome man like me as your husband, and I chose you, which shows ......."
Immediately, my wife picked up her little fist and gave me a violent beating!
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