The laughter is like thunder, the jokes are coming, the laughter continues, and the happiness continues! The 10 funny jokes in the article are interesting, amazing, close to life, and resonant. Each paragraph is short and concise, lightning bursts, and the more you read it, the funnier it becomes, making people laugh. Laughter eliminates unhappiness, **all worries.
The title and summary at the beginning of this article are integrated in the language of lightning strikes and explosions, and the end is expected to arouse readers' comments and attention. Don't talk nonsense, laugh non-stop, and enter the funny world of laughter together!
My friend eats as fast as the wind, and his stomach is faster than a rabbit in a meal. Once I wanted to test him and ordered a table of dishes, and he said frankly: "I said Lao Tie, are you a treat or do you want me to be a laborer for this meal?" I looked at his desperate expression, and the corners of my mouth couldn't help but rise, thinking: "Should I treat him to a treat, or hire him as my "rice bucket"?"
I don't usually exercise much, but one day I climbed a hill and went up with a lot of effort, and I was so tired that I was out of breath. Looking at the top of the mountain, I cautiously asked, "God, did you deliberately not install the elevator for me to **?" The sky responded unceremoniously: "You have a hard time going up the mountain, and you can't go down?" "Ahh The counterattack left me powerless, this is a big sneer from God!
A friend signed up for a strange fitness class called "Action Science". I asked, "What are you all learning?" My friend replied with a smile: "Well, we just learn some advanced kung fu moves, such as hitting the face with a fist to find the right angle, if you accidentally hit a crooked head, it will knock on the door of your head!" I could only look at his pungent expression speechlessly, how could this lesson sound so dangerous!
I got up late in the morning and rushed to work, but the traffic lights just didn't cooperate with me, and they turned red one after another. I looked at the red light anxiously and couldn't help humming a little song: "The big red light stops, the small road opens, I'm not afraid of you when I'm late, God knows that I'm the most dragging." Everyone in the car laughed, but I didn't expect the red light to become even redder after hearing it, which made my tardiness worse!
My friend is hooked on a dance game and gets hooked every time he plays it. At one point he danced and said, "This game is so realistic!" I dance scissor hands all day long, and now I don't have to navigate to the supermarket, just do a scissor hand, and the positioning is accurate to the toilet! I couldn't help but smile and asked, "Does this scissorhands dance include walking, turning, etc.?" He replied with a serious face: "Of course, there are also special skills such as acceleration, reversing, and missing the bathroom!" "My eyes are bubbling with laughter!
I went to watch a suspense movie with my friends, and the plot was full of twists and turns, which made people laugh. When the movie ended, I was laughing back and forth. My friend asked me, "Is it funny?" I smiled and replied, "Yes, I haven't explained the plot yet, I've already started to think differently myself, so I just made up a new script for the movie!" The friend was completely stunned: "Then the movie actors are all green-faced!" "Hehe, I'm leaving with my head held high as the king of the laughing hall!
TV Newscast: "Recent studies have found that drinking more coffee can reduce the risk of memory loss. "I bought a case of coffee with great hope and drank it every day, but I forgot to put sugar, and the coffee was so bitter that I forgot everything for a while. The only thing I remember is one sentence: memory loss is completely out of the coffee category!
I went to the swimming pool and saw a little brother doing freestyle, his arms raised high, his legs kicking underwater, like a member of a fighting national folk dance troupe. I asked him curiously, "Your swimming style is really special, is it a collegiate freestyle?" The little brother smiled mysteriously: "Actually, I created my own 'pigeon leg freestyle', I don't know if I swim fast or not, but I mainly do sycophants in the water." I burst out laughing, this swimming style is not a little hot!
My work leader called me over and said solemnly: "You are late and missed the company's notice, get serious!" I thought to myself, "Notification? What's the notification? The serious leader handed me a note that read: "Tomorrow everyone will make an appointment for hot pot, don't be late." I was speechless for a moment, this "serious notice" taught me a lesson, and my yearning for hot pot once reached its peak!
My friend picked up a cell phone on the street and kindly decided to return it to its owner. However, he searched all over the ** record, and finally couldn't find the contact person who was stored as the "lost owner". In desperation, he sent a text message: "I picked up your mobile phone, but you don't save your own number, I don't know who you are, so I had to throw away your mobile phone." "Everyone gasped, the ignorant are fearless, and only by losing their mobile phones can they bring happiness to the owner!
Laughter echoes between the words, jokes bloom with laughter, and a funny world full of joy. Laughter** troubles, convey happiness and warmth, let us laugh together, forget worries, and enjoy humor and joy. Laughter is the best antidote, laughter can brighten up life and make us more positive. The joke is like lightning, touching people's hearts and causing resonance. Laughter is the most beautiful language in the world, let's use laughter to create a better tomorrow.
Now, share your laughter, leave a comment, and let's share the joy and laugh together. Laughter is never too much, and the spark of laughter will ignite everyone's heart! Keep spreading the joy and sparking more laughs, so let's laugh together! Long live laughter and boundless happiness!