Two jokes: Three widows gather at the head of the village to brag

Mondo Culture Updated on 2024-01-30

> the first one: Three widows brag.

There were three widows, all of whom were particularly fond of flaunting their wealth.

One day, they get together for a braggart contest to see who has the most wealth.

The first widow said, "My family has a mountain of wealth!"I have houses, dozens of acres of arable land, and some special silk and pottery. ”

The second widow was unconvinced and said, "Hmph, what is that little thing of yours!."My family is even better!I have several villas, hundreds of cows, and a few luxurious boats. ”

The third widow frowned, feeling that she had to excel: "You are all small witches!".My family is richer!I have countless treasures and a whole lot of precious gems like sapphires, diamonds, orange gemstones, etc.!”

When the two widows heard this, their faces suddenly became very embarrassed.

The first widow whispered, "Oh, my family is really not as good as you!".”

The second widow also conceded defeat: "Yes, you have more wealth than we combined!"”

The third widow smiled smugly and suddenly patted her head: "Oops!."I just forgot, I'm a widow!There is nothing at home!Hahaha!”

The second: Three widows brag.

One day, three widows gathered at the head of the village to brag.

The first widow said, "My son is wise and capable, and he can blow the ox into heaven." ”

The second widow was unconvinced and said, "What's so great about that, I can blow the cow into the sky." ”

The third widow looked at the second widow: "Impossible, you are a widow, how can you blow the cow into the sky?"”

The second widow laughed, "If you don't believe me, just look at the cattle I have at home." ”

The first widow and the third went to the house of the second widow and saw that her family did indeed have a large cow.

The second widow took out a trumpet and blew it at the cow. The cow actually stood up and flew into the sky.

The first widow and the third widow were dumbfounded, and praised the widow again and again.

The third widow also began to brag: "My cattle are bigger than both of you, and my cattle can blow to the sky." ”

The first widow and the second widow were not convinced, so they asked the third widow, "Your ox is so big, how can you make it fly into the sky?"”

The third widow said, "Actually, there is nothing special, but my pig blows and blows and goes to heaven." ”

The first widow and the second laughed: "Haha, what a joke." ”

Suddenly there was a sound of cow hooves in the distance, and the three widows hurried home, only to find that the cattle were gone. After some inquiry, I found out that it was the people of the village who found out that they were bragging, so they rushed over and took their cattle away.

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