1. On a sunny afternoon, I encountered an interesting incident. I saw Lao Wang sitting under the big tree, holding a ** in his hand, he was fascinated, and even looked like he was about to cry. I thought something was strange, so I walked over and took a look. This look almost didn't make me laugh, it turned out that the person on the **, the corners of his mouth and eyes were exactly the same as Lao Wang. I couldn't help but ask, "Is this you?"Lao Wang's eyes widened, choked up and said, "This is not my mother, it's me." I froze for a moment, then leaned back with a smile.
One sunny afternoon, I saw a hilarious scene in the tavern. The lazy and the stupid are sitting together drinking. The lazy worm suddenly noticed a $10 bill on the ground, but he didn't bother to pick it up. So he said to the stupid man, "There's a 10 yuan bill on the ground over there, I'm too lazy to go over, you go and pick it up, and we'll both be half of each other." ”
As soon as the fool heard that there was money to pick up, he immediately walked over excitedly, picked up the banknote and observed it. But then his actions were shocking, he actually tore the banknote off!When the lazy worm saw it, he was dumbfounded, and he asked, "Why did you tear it up?"”
But the stupid man said with a smug face: "Have you ever seen a 10 yuan bill with two '0's after the '1'?"Counterfeit money for sure!"I couldn't help but laugh out loud when I heard this, this stupid guy is too cute!
3. On the battlefield where the war is raging, the wounded soldiers are all over the ground, and the scene is tragic. One day, a general was seriously wounded and was rushed to the rescue.
The doctor was busy at the operating table, trying with all his might to save the general's life. However, during the operation, the face of the ** next to him became more and more strange. Suddenly, she pulled a knife out of her pocket and stabbed the doctor!
The people at the scene were stunned and couldn't understand why ** suddenly stabbed the doctor. With tears in his eyes, he said guiltily: "I'm sorry, doctor, but I'm actually undercover." I know you've been nice to me, but I can't let you save him, I can't get him to say a word. ”
The doctor covered the wound and asked tremblingly, "Then why did you stab him?"”
4. There is an older young man who has always been keen to find the other half of his life, but he can't find a suitable one. He kept complaining to his friends, asking them to help introduce him. The friends are so annoyed by him that they decide to teach him a lesson.
One day, a friend finally couldn't resist saying to him, "Okay, I've got a *** but you have to treat us to dinner!."As soon as the young man heard about the play, he immediately agreed to the request for a treat.
That night, at the dinner, the young man was eager to see his friend's ***, but when he saw the "**" brought by his friend, he was dumbfounded. It turned out that this so-called "**** turned out to be a 6-year-old little girl!The young man was so angry that he scolded loudly: "I've never seen you so shameless, in order to rub the rice, you brought all the 6-year-old ***!."”
5. One day, I happened to pass by the parking lot and suddenly saw a thief prying an electric car. Seeing that he was about to succeed, I immediately rushed over and shouted, "Grass!".You dare to steal Lao Tzu's car!”
The thief was startled by my sudden move, and he dropped the car and ran away. I walked over, got on my electric car in style, and left happily. This is the second time this month that I've used my wits to beat my peers, hehe, it seems that I'm still quite talented!
6. One day, an apprentice asked his ** for pickpocketing techniques. ** said earnestly: "There is a principle for those who do our business. The apprentice asked curiously, "What principle?"* smiled mysteriously and said, "It's to find women, not men." ”
The apprentice was a little puzzled and asked, "Why?"* laughed and said, "This year, the money belongs to the woman!"They are the chancellors of the exchequer in the family, and the men's wallets are empty. If you go to steal men, won't it be in vain?After hearing this, the apprentice suddenly realized that ** was teaching him how to improve "work efficiency"!