1. One day, the banker's son asked his father curiously: "Dad, the money in the bank belongs to customers and depositors." So how did you earn your house, Mercedes Benz and yacht?The banker smiled and replied, "Son, you go to the refrigerator and find a piece of fat to come out." The son complied, puzzled. "Then put it back. The son was even more confused and couldn't help asking, "What does this mean?"The banker couldn't help but laugh and said, "Do you see your fingers covered with oil?"”
The son suddenly realized that his father had earned his wealth from the "refrigerator" of the bank by "dipping in oil". Father and son looked at each other and smiled.
When Emperor Qianlong went down to the south of the Yangtze River, he passed by an old peasant's house once, and he happened to be hungry at that time. The old farmer's house had just finished eating, and there were only a few vegetable leaves, a small piece of beef and a roast cake left.
The old farmer had no choice, so he had to roast the beef, sandwich it with the vegetable leaves, and then offer it to Qianlong. After Emperor Qianlong ate it, he thought it tasted great, so he asked the old farmer what kind of delicacy it was
The old farmer replied: "We are all Han Chinese, living in this era of war and chaos, and this meal is our treasure." ”
Emperor Qianlong was moved after hearing this, so he named this food "Hanbao". Since then, the name "Hanbao" has been handed down.
3. One day, I walked into a clothing store and decided to buy a pair of autumn pants. I took a pair of pants and asked the boss, "Boss, is there anything softer than this?"A little thinner?A little more fashionable autumn pants?"The boss patiently answered me at first, but gradually he started to get impatient.
In the end, the boss couldn't bear to throw me a **, saying: "That's it, wear it inside to keep warm, expose the outside **, and you can grab money on the pullover." When I heard this, I was speechless and thought, "I'll go, can the boss let me happily buy a pair of autumn pants."
4. One day, I made an appointment for hemorrhoid surgery. As I lay on the operating table, the doctor began to prepare for the operation. He suddenly looked up and asked me, "Have you been here before?"I thought about it for a moment and replied, "Yes, I checked it a year ago." ”
The doctor nodded and said with a smile: "I said you, I didn't recognize your face, but I recognized it when I looked at your buttocks." After I heard this, I was speechless for a moment, and thought to myself, "This doctor is too humorous...
One day, because I was short of money, I posted a message on Weibo asking for help: "Who can lend me some money?"."Unexpectedly, at this time, a fan really sent me a private message and asked me to send him the card number. After I did that, he actually gave me 200 dollars!
I was very excited and immediately replied to him, hoping that he would lend me a little more. He replied, "Silly boy, I'm your father, how can anyone give money to a stranger?"."Since then, I've been chatting with my dad every night.
Half a year later, I returned to my hometown and told my dad about it. My dad said with a blank look on his face that he didn't have Weibo at all. It dawned on me that the 200 yuan was called the grandson's father for half a year!
6. Xiaomei has been married for five years, and although she has never had children, she has a cute pet dog. She loves the puppy very much, always buys him the best food, brushes his teeth and bathes him regularly, and even affectionately calls him "son".
One day, Xiaomei's best friend couldn't help but ask her: "You raise a dog so hard, in fact, it is no different from raising a child." In that case, why don't you just raise a child?Xiaomei smiled after hearing this, and replied: "Of course there is a difference, you don't need to buy a school district house for a dog to have a dog!."”