1 I courier brother, one day I received a courier to send, the recipient's name is "Dad", and then hit **: Hey, hello, are you the owner of 136xx?
Answer: Yes, who are you?
Me: I'm a courier, we received a shipment, ** the number can barely be seen, the recipient is a little unclear, what name do you usually leave for the seller when shopping online?
Reply: Dad. Me: Hey!I'm downstairs at your house, let's go downstairs and get the courier!
2 In the morning, I bought finger cakes, and I asked curiously: "Boss, I see that you get up earlier than others every day and leave later than othersThe boss smiled: "Actually, I am a part-time job, I only sell it in the morning and evening, and I work during the day, so I can earn some money for children's milk powder....I was relieved and said, "Big brother, it's not easy for us men...."Boss: "Hey, I also blame myself for the evil, my daughter-in-law couldn't help being lonely during pregnancy, I found a girlfriend, and now both women have given birth to twins..."”
3 A bear child had nothing to do and stuffed peanuts into his nostrils, but he couldn't get them out when he was blocked inside, so the whole family was very anxious and sent him to the hospital, and it took two or three hours for the hospital to take out the peanuts.
After returning home, the child's father couldn't figure out how a mere peanut could get stuck inside.
So I took out a peanut and tried to stuff it into my nostrils to see what it was, and half an hour later the whole family set off again to ...... the hospitalHaha!
4 This afternoon, I went to the park and saw two little Lori twins, so I went over and asked, "Who is my sister?".A little Lori said, "I" I asked again, "Then who is my sister?".Another little Lori said, "Sister, don't talk to this fool."
5 As soon as I got home today and received a wedding invitation from a friend, I wondered, didn't he just get married when I came home last year?What's the end again?
Later, he said that this is his second marriage, which makes me unhappy, I don't even have a partner, buddies of the same age have been married for the second time and three times, and the money has been given a few times.
6I spent the whole meal correcting my son's behavior during the meal, and then I turned back to my wife and said, "Is this education endless?""The training of the boy is endless," she replied, "until he gets married, and then his wife continues the work." Oh, don't talk when you have food in your mouth. ”
Doctor 7: What is that stingy patient complaining about?
*: He said, "It's really unlucky, the medicine hasn't been taken yet." ”
8 It took a lot of effort for a man to carry his luggage onto the plane, and the flight attendant asked: Do you always carry such heavy luggage?M: Not next time!Next time it's time for me to hide in the box, and my companion buys the ticket.
9 In high school, the men and women in our class were equal, but the teacher was afraid that we would fall in love, so we were two people of the same sex sitting together, and in the end there was a man and a woman left, and the man was me, and the teacher had no choice but to let us do something special, but the teacher was particularly relieved about the problem of our early love, because we fought in class, fought after class, and fought after school!
10. The manager of the company asked people to hang a slogan on the wall with the slogan "If you want to do it, do it immediately", hoping to motivate the enthusiasm of employees!After some time, a friend of the boss asked him how effective this initiative wasThe boss said angrily: "The cashier took 100,000 yuan and fled, the office director eloped with my female secretary, and dozens of employees asked for a salary increase together!."”
11 Internship ** didn't get a blood vessel after a few stitches, I'm very sorry to say:"I'm really sorry, the technology is a little worse,"I thought about it, and it was not easy for the child, so I looked at the blue hand and said:"It's okay, just practice"...At this time, the uncle who was sitting next to the table spoke:"Nothing ?Prick you try! "
12 Today's company was cleaned up, and the leader said an order that made me petrify instantly: "You go and wipe the cactus", I'll go, this is all thorns, how should I wipe it?
13 went to my cousin's house to play, when I was bored, I watched her get married**, my cousin felt a lot of emotion, time was like a shuttle, and the children were six years old in a flash.
At this time, the eldest nephew Douding cried, and said while crying: Mom, you and Dad got married back then, and your aunt participated, why didn't you take me there?