Bad joke What do men say if they meet a very ugly woman?

Mondo Entertainment Updated on 2024-01-31

1 Yesterday, my sister-in-law and my brother quarreled and divorced, and when the whole family was persuading my sister-in-law together, the little nephew clapped his hands and applauded: Okay, when I have two parents and two parents, I will have four monthly pocket money in the future. The elder brother didn't say a word, and came up and slapped his nephew. The sister-in-law came over and slapped the little nephew and said: See, one person will slap four times in the future, can you bear it?

2 In the morning, I bought finger cakes, and I asked curiously: "Boss, I see that you get up earlier than others every day and leave later than othersThe boss smiled: "Actually, I am a part-time job, I only sell it in the morning and evening, and I work during the day, so I can earn some money for children's milk powder....I was relieved and said, "Big brother, it's not easy for us men...."Boss: "Hey, I also blame myself for the evil, my daughter-in-law couldn't help being lonely during pregnancy, I found a girlfriend, and now both women have given birth to twins..."”

3. It's not easy to send flyers, but under normal circumstances, if someone sends me a flyer, I'll pick it up, after all, it's not easy for everyone.

But now the temperature is getting lower and lower day by day, going out has been habitually put in the pocket is not willing to take it out, encountered the leaflet is very entangled, reach out to pick it up, the pocket is so warm I really don't want to reach out, don't pick it up, I don't want to go, if it's an old man or a little girl, it's even more guilty.

So, if you see me walking towards you with my hands in my pockets in a ball, just shove the flyer into my armpits.

4I was going to the bathroom when my niece ran in, closed the door, covered my mouth, and whispered, "ShhhhhhAuntie, don't make a sound, my dad said, the house is so small, if he can't find me, just pull the moon down in the sky and give it to me, I want to try!”

5 I once watched TV with my sister, she choked on an apple in one hand and an egg in the other, and asked me to bring her a bag of milk, but I didn't want to, but she said with a sad expression: "I'm poisoned, it turns out that apples can't be eaten with eggs." ”

I almost out and asked her what to do.

As a result, she said, "Milk detoxifies." ”

So he got her a bag of milk.

6 called a taxi, and I: "Master, how much does it cost to go to the south square of Beijing West Railway Station?"Master: "20." Me: "Didn't they all use to be 18?"Master: "Seeing that you are so beautiful, I will charge you two more yuan." "What he said makes sense, I can't even refute it!

7 Walking around the street with the goddess, suddenly I took the goddess into my arms and said, don't move, it's my ex-girlfriend in front, you cooperate with me, I'll tell you a secret later!The goddess had no choice but to give in. After walking around for a while, I said, tell a secret, I don't know that woman at all!

8 When I was wandering around the neighborhood with nothing to do, I saw a little girl playing with a wooden stick, shouting lightning magic in her mouth, and then all kinds of syllables, and I tried to scare her when I passed by, but when she saw me walking over, she shouted lightning magic at me and pointed at me with a stick, and then I convulsed and fell to the ground....Then the little girl ran home crying and looking for her mother.

9I saw a father and son on the subway, and the son said, "Daddy, Daddy, buy me a yo-yo," and Dad said, "I'll talk about this later." The son was begging his father again. Dad said: In public, be quiet!The son said, "Then Dad, give me a reason not to buy it, otherwise you will buy it for me." The father replied in a whisper: The money is all in your mother's.

10. I haven't received your message for a long time, I'm very distressed.

I thought about dying, I cut my veins with potato chips, hit my head with tofu, and jump over a building with a parachute.

I hung myself with noodles, but I didn't die.

You'll just treat me to a meal and I'll die.

11What would a man say if he met a very ugly woman?

Wife: "Husband, some people say I'm ugly today!."Husband: "Generally speaking, when a man says you're ugly, it means it's okay, and if you say you're beautiful, you're really beautiful." Wife: "Nonsense, what would you men say if they met a really ugly woman?"Husband: "We don't talk to this kind of woman."

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