Hello everyone, I'm "he said", welcome to watch "High Energy Hilarious God Back Composite Episode" (Attached: The weather is getting cold, everyone pay attention to keep warm!）
In the past, when I was doing decoration, there was a master who was more than ten years older than me took me, and I was familiar with it, so I called him brother directly, and once after finishing work, chatting with my eldest brother, I asked him: "It is said that the woman who wears mink is luxuriously decorated, the cotton is medium decorated, and the bikini is simple decorated, which one do you like, big brother?"”
The eldest brother lit a cigarette and said slowly, "I like the rough house." “
Just as he was about to laugh, the eldest brother continued: "Work, finish work early, go to Red Romance (bathing club) to see how my rough house is!."”
At that time, I couldn't help but laugh, but I couldn't help laughing in my heart. Actually, I also like the rough house, hehe!
When I went to the hospital to see a tooth today, the dentist asked me, "You are so young, why are your teeth worn so badly?"”
I pretended to be deep and said, "Doctor, all these years, I have come here gritting my teeth. ”
The doctor laughed and said, "The boy has a good sense of humor!"“
Why are you so fat?”
Scared. "What does this have to do with weight?”
Because ......Scared a lot. ”
I have a terrible memory."
How bad is it?”
How bad is what?”
I bought an underwear a few days ago, and the strap broke after wearing it once, so I went to the store to settle the account: "Didn't you say that the quality of the underwear is very good?!".”
The shopkeeper said, "Oh, Miss may be your breasts are too big!."”.
I rarely had the opportunity to talk to my boss, and on this day, he said to me, "I am the head in the company. ”
I said, "I believe that." But what about at home?”
The boss said, "Of course I'm the head too." ”
I said, "What about your lady?".“
The boss said, "She's the neck." ”
I asked, "Why?"”
The boss said, "Because the head wants to turn, you have to listen to the neck." ”
Hearing this answer, the laughter spiraled out of control again.
My girlfriend asked me, "Little him, let me ask you a question." ”
I said, "Ask." ”
The girlfriend said, "If a girl accidentally farts in front of you, what should you say to make the other person not embarrassed." ”
I smiled and said, "Do you have to say it?".”
She counted, "Yes. ”
I said, "Listening to the accent, it's not local!."”
But the female girlfriend "laughed" and praised endlessly!
This: Listen to the accent and not be a local!——I'm laughing to death).
I used to eat breakfast in the downstairs restaurant, because **, I haven't eaten breakfast for almost a month. Today, I met the owner of the restaurant and talked to him about health, and the owner said, "Do you know what the impact of those of you who have not eaten breakfast for a long time is?"”
I shook my head and said, "I don't know." ”
The boss said in a hearty voice: "It affects our business." ”
I was about to check out a new movie theater near my neighborhood, but the manager sold me a membership card and said, "This membership card can be used in all branches nationwide!"”
After I got my membership card, I asked, "How many branches do you have now?"”
The manager said eloquently: "This is the one for now!."”
I wanted to cry without tears, so I quickly asked, "Can I get my money back?"”
I'm laughing to death).I've also come across similar gyms
My girlfriend said to me, "Ah, your calves are as thick as your thighs." ”
I said angrily, "Can you be tactful?"”
My girlfriend said, "Ah, why are your thighs as thin as your calves!".”
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