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I am a kindergarten teacher, and when the school year started, the principal asked to stand at the door to greet the new students, and a woman in her 50s pulled a little girl over, and I smiled and said, "Little beauty, grandma sent you to school?" “
The little girl snorted, "Teacher, this is my mother!" ”
I quickly said I'm sorry!
After a while, a young man of 1278 pulled a little boy over, and I said, "Oh, little friend, you are so handsome like your father!" “
The little boy was embarrassed and said, "Teacher, I'm his brother!" ”
Yes! My experience tells you that after the full opening of the third child, don't talk to each other easily! It's easy to be beaten!
I dragged my wife's chin and stared at her cheek: "I can't get tired of looking at your face." ”
The wife was a little shy: "I hate it, why?" ”
My husband glanced at him and said, "Haven't you heard of it?" Fat but not greasy. ”
I handed my daughter-in-law 500 yuan: this is what the boss gave him happily after he was drunk. Daughter-in-law: Isn't it the same if you hold it? Me: Alas, this windfall has not been in my hands for a long time, that time I picked up five yuan, the electric car tire was punctured, it was easy to win 200 in the lottery, and I didn't go for a while to scrape someone's car, and I just paid it all to others. At this time, the daughter-in-law's mobile phone rang. **Father-in-law's voice came from the other end: Liyun, I took the child to play on the street, this child has nothing to do to tease the stray dog, he was bitten, and we are now in the hospital ......My daughter-in-law glared at me, threw the money on me, put on her bag and hurried out.
My wife's cooking skills are a little unbearable, and I usually cook.
Today she got up early in the morning to make egg fried rice for our grandfather, and my son took a bite and asked me: Dad, is this my mother's fried rice?
Me: Well, isn't it delicious?
Son: No, it's delicious!
Then he took a few more bites, "Dad, I don't have much appetite today." But you don't want to waste it, you can eat it. ”
I was about to refuse, but my wife looked at me with a look, and I hurriedly brought my son's rice bowl over, and under my wife's gaze, I quickly ate up the ......
Then, my wife served me another bowl!
I went back to my parents' house with my husband for dinner, my father was in charge of the kitchen, my mother was in charge, and the two of them exchanged heads and whispered from time to time.
I looked at it enviously from behind and said to my husband, "Shall we be like this when we are old in the future?" There are endless love words ......”
My husband glanced at me and said, "They're saying, you're married, and you don't know how to take a handle when you come back, you're getting lazier and lazier, and I don't know how I can stand you." ”
When I was in junior high school, a classmate in the class borrowed me a disc with the words "Minors are forbidden to be alone", so I called my parents to watch it together, and my face was swollen that day!
When I was a kid, my dad was going on a business trip, and I said to my dad, "What if I do something wrong and the teacher asks you to go?" ”
My dad said, "You just tell the teacher that I don't have a son like you." ”
After my dad went on a business trip, I was called to the office by the teacher for missing homework.
The teacher angrily took the blank homework and said to me, "I'm going to call you Dad!" ”
I remembered my father's advice, so I said loudly to the teacher, "I don't have your son!" ”
A couple accidentally had a car accident, the husband was fine, but the wife was seriously injured and facing death, the husband sat on the edge of the wife's bed and held her hand, the wife's body kept twitching and said, "You can." Can't say yes. I. One thing? The husband raised his head and said with difficulty: "No matter what, I promise you unconditionally." The wife said, "You." Yes. No. Don't laugh at that. Yes.
After dinner, I handed my phone to the second ...... who was watching TV on the sofaHusband, take a look at our shopping cart on Double 11!
Don't look! The second cargo didn't even turn his head and categorically refused.
Considering that as a partner who still needs to cooperate for a long time and live together for decades, you have been given the right to know fully, which is what you have given up, cut! It is as if the right to know can oppose the right to dominate!
The girl asked the man she liked to go shopping, passing by a store, the girl took a fancy to a skirt, she deliberately said that she forgot to bring money, so she borrowed money from the senior to pay the bill.
The girl put on the new dress, turned around, the skirt fluttered, and it looked great.
She turned around and asked the man, "Is it good-looking?" ”
The man said, "Beautiful." ”
The girl said shyly, "My boyfriend bought it." ”
The man was stunned for a moment, and said angrily: "Obviously I bought it!" Don't you want to pay it back? ”
The girl was blushing.
Hey! You're a fucking talent! 」
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