Dreamland.
One day, Lhotse dreamed that the stars were moving, Yinchuan was hanging upside down, and he rode a crane with a white-haired old man to gallop across the world. The old man waved his sleeves, and the world was full of daylight in an instant, and the earth was revitalized. Countless people on the ground began to float away after standing upright like pieces of paper, suddenly riding the wind and drifting, and suddenly the mountains roared and the tsunami came. When he woke up from the dream, Lhotse thought that it must be inspired by heaven, and a great doctor must have come to the world to save the dead and help the wounded. So I made up my mind to study medicine!
Apprentice. I heard that there is a Langzhong named Qi Liuzi in Nancheng, who has a great reputation and superb medical skills. Lhotse said goodbye to his wife and went to study medicine.
After Lhotze arrived at Qi Liuzi's residence, Qi Liuzi boasted: "I am a good doctor, especially good at ** hunchback, even if the back is bent like a bow, like a shrimp, like an iron ring, if you ask me to heal, keep it in the morning and treat it at night like chopsticks." "
There was a man who was very hunched on his back, nine feet long, but because of his hunchback, he was only five feet tall.
I happened to hear that this Qi Liuzi is good at treating hunchbacks, so I came to him with a generous gift.
Qi Liuzi happily accepted the money, and then asked for two door panels, put one on the ground, and told the hunchback to lie on it, and pressed the other one on it, and then jumped on it and trampled it. The back was soon straightened, but the camel screamed in pain, got up in shock, and asked, "What do you want to do?" ”
Qi Liuzi laughed and said, "Aren't you going to cure a hunchback?" ”
Yes, but I don't want to be trampled to death by you. ”
I will only rule over your hunchback, whether you live or die! ”
When the camel heard this, he was frightened, and hurriedly ran straight out, and disappeared.
Lhotse was stunned when he saw this, the camel was reborn after such a while? What a miracle! This man is really skilled in medicine and clever in his means. Luozi admired the five-body cast, and since then he has stayed with Zheliuzi to study medicine.
Fever. The child's high fever did not go away, and the family came to seek medical treatment, and Qi Liuzi acupuncture was prescribed a piece of medicine, but the child died after taking the medicine. The child's father was in great pain, and ran to Oriyuko's house with the child's body in his arms to ask for an explanation.
Qi Liuzi claims that he is not wrong. He touched the child's body and said to the child's father, "Why is this child looking for me?" ”
Because of a high fever. "
If you touch it now, isn't the high fever gone?
The child's father had a blank expression and was indifferent.
Luo Zi reached out and probed the child's forehead, gave a thumbs up and said in admiration: "Hey, the master's medical skills are really clever, and if the disease is cured, it won't burn at all!" ”
Qi Liuzi nodded frequently, and muttered in his mouth, it's good to retreat, it's good to retreat, it's okay to retreat, it's not in vain for my hard work.
Pick the thin doctor. Because people are killed, the child's family refuses to give up, and everyone is cured to death, does it matter if the fever does not go away? The two sides quarreled fiercely, and finally the family of the deceased ordered Qi Liuzi's family to sing an elegy and carry the coffin out of the funeral before giving up. Qi Liuzi was afraid that the defendant would go to the government, so he had to call his family to do the same.
Along the way, Qi Liuzi's family carried the coffin and sang an elegy.
Qi Liuzi sang: Three generations of grandparents and grandchildren have been imperial doctors.
The wife sings: The husband treats the sick and affects the wife.
The son sang: The undead are very heavy.
Lhotse: In the future, only thin doctors will be selected.
Out of the teacher. Lhotze had been studying medicine with Qi Liuzi for many years, and one day, in order to test whether Lhotzi had obtained his true inheritance, Qi Liuzi asked him to diagnose and treat the patient, and he watched from the side.
Lhotse was very confident and well prepared, and remembered that Qi Yanagi taught that when asking about his medical history, you should pay attention to asking about his family history, for example, if he said that he had a heart disease, you should ask his father if he had a heart disease.
A patient came in and asked, "Why are you uncomfortable?"
The patient said: I was hit by a carriage!
He asked again: Then has your father been hit by a car before?
The patient's expression was stunned, scratched his head, and said in a wooden voice: I have the impression that my father seems to have been hit twice.
Hearing that the patient's condition was the same as he expected, Lhotse said proudly: Then you have to pay attention in the future, according to my diagnosis, you will be hit again if you don't keep it!
The layman looks at the bustle, and the insider looks at the doorway. As soon as Qi Liuzi heard it, he knew that Luozi had entered the medical gate and obtained his true inheritance. After admiring it, he smiled knowingly. He said to Lhotse: "You have been a teacher for many years, you have achieved something, and you have the ability to walk the rivers and lakes, save the dead and help the wounded, and realize your ideal ambition of hanging the pot to help the world." I'm very happy for you. You're ready to go! ”
Finally got the teacher's approval, Luozi was moved to tears, who dreams of sleeping at night, studying hard, and doesn't want to go into the world alone and show his strength? The sea is wide and the fish jumps, and the sky is high for the birds to fly!
Before leaving, Qi Liuzi gave his lover three pairs of homemade elixirs: rubber plasters, mosquito charms, and flea medicine.
Showing its edge. Lhotse planned to go home to visit his wife first, and then make plans, practicing medicine along the way, staying at the inn at night, the child in the next room was always crying at night, so that the family could not sleep soundly, Lhotse treated it, and applied a special rubber plaster made by Qiliuzi to the child. After taking the medicine, because it was late, Xi Zi continued to go back to the room to sleep.
In the middle of the night, Lhotse asked the shopkeeper to quietly observe whether the child was still crying.
The shopkeeper came over and reported, "Sir, the child is no longer crying. ”
Lhotse looked conceited. Without waiting for the shopkeeper to finish speaking, he left happily, but he didn't hear what the shopkeeper said: "However, the child's mother cried." ”
Elixir. Although Lhotse has been cured every time and has achieved remarkable results, he rarely receives a consultation fee, and although Lhotse does not care, he is often puzzled. Helplessly, he lacked entanglement, and his pocket was shy, so he had to sell the mosquito repellent charm given by the master on the street.
Lhotse told passers-by on the street that once he used his mosquito repellent charm, he would guarantee that there would be no more mosquito bites.
A young man was said to be moved, and he put it on the day he bought it, but there were still many mosquitoes.
The young man was very angry, and the next day he went to Lhotse, saying that his talisman was useless at all, and demanded that the money be returned.
Lhotse is also very incomprehensible, the master has superb medical skills, and he has never missed, there is no reason why it doesn't work!
Then I went to look through the package of the mosquito charm, and just a small piece of paper fell off from it, and Lhotse picked it up and looked at it, oh! It turned out to be the master's clever plan, and it suddenly dawned on me! Then he said to the young man, "It must be that you posted it in the wrong way." ”
The young man asked where it should be posted.
Lhotse whispered, "It should be posted inside the tent." ”
The young man was angry when he heard this, but he couldn't, so he could only relentlessly pester Luozi to refund himself.
Lhotse had no choice but to take out another packet of medicine from the package and give it to the young man.
The young man asked what kind of medicine it was.
Lhotse said: "Flea medicine." ”
The young man asked again, "How to use it?" ”
Lhotse replied, "Catch the flea, apply this medicine to its mouth, and die instantly." ”
Go on the scamp. Lhotse continued on his way, passing through Huzhou County, where the county commander was kind and benevolent, and when he heard that Lhotse was proficient in medicine, he invited him to stay at home for a few days.
One day, the county commander drank tea with silver in his mouth, accidentally swallowed it in his abdomen, and the pain was unbearable, so he went to Lhotse for treatment.
After hearing this, Lhotse said, "This is simple! Look at me! ”
Then he pinched a villain with batter, painted his black beard with ink, looked at it and felt that the strength was not enough, and stirred it on the face with chopsticks, and a bloody mouth appeared on the villain's face, and he was suddenly majestic. He took a side of the scraps, pinched it into a long knife, and held it in the villain's hand. Let the county magistrate open his mouth wide and then stuff it directly, and then use moxibustion pills to moxibustion the navel of the county magistrate, but after tossing for a long time, the silver still hasn't been taken out.
Luo Zi pinched another villain with a thief's eyebrows, and the villain also carried a package, which was filled with oil. Stuffed into the mouth of the county order again, but this time it was not easy to swallow, so I poured two scoops of water before I went down, tossed for a while, the abdominal pain of the county order was really slightly reduced, and then I felt that the stomach was turned over the river and the sea, and after a while, I went to the thatched house to pull out the silver.
Lhotse's operation, the county commander felt very surprised, such a wonderful medical method is the first time to see. So he asked Lhotse the reason.
Luo Zi waved his hand and said incomprehensibly: "Eh, the small skill of carving insects is not enough to worry about." I wanted to burn it on the outside, and robbers robbed it inside, but I was not afraid that your money would not come out! But the robber was too stupid to succeed, so I sent another thief in to steal the silver! It seems that thieves are more effective than robbers! ”
The county magistrate laughed when he heard this, although he thought it was incredible, but after all, the medicine was cured, so he kept Lhotse for a few more days, and later gave Lhotse some silver money as a coil on the road.
Stop the wind. Lhotse continued on his way home, crossing the river with the monks and the Taoist priests, but before the ferry reached the shore, a strong wind suddenly blew on the river.
The boatman said to the monks and the priests, "Masters, please ask the gods to stop this wind and let it stop blowing." ”
The monk recited the mantra and said, "Recite the power of Guanyin, and the wind and waves will be exhausted." ”
The Taoist priest also recited a mantra and said: "Feng Bo Yu Master, each in a safe position, urgent as a law." ”
The two masters chattered for a long time, but the wind still did not stop.
Lhotse looked at it, and also said solemnly: "Mint, nepeta, bitter seed, honeysuckle." ”
The boatman asked him, "What are you doing with this?" ”
Lhotse replied, "These herbs of mine are all used to stop the wind. ”
Unexpectedly, after Lhotse's chatter, the wind and waves stopped suddenly. Monks, Taoist priests, and boatmen looked at this unfathomable fellow with stunned faces.
His wife runs a pharmacy.
After many twists and turns, Lhotse finally returned home. After studying medicine for many years, he didn't expect his wife to give birth to three sons.
Lhotse was puzzled, and his wife explained, "It was because I missed them so much that I gave birth to these three sons." ”
Lhotse didn't believe it and continued to ask. The wife then said, "Don't believe it, listen, the names of the three sons: the eldest son's name is Ba Xiang, which expresses my longing for your return to the country; The second son's name is Yuanzhi, which means that he misses you who are far away; The third son's name is Angelica, and he looks forward to your return. ”
Luo Zi smiled bitterly: "If I come back a few years later, I will have to open a Chinese medicine shop at home!" ”
Sick and medicine fight. After Lhotse returned home, he began his medical career again. Not only cured the disease, but also developed a new medicine by himself, because of the violent effect, it was named: stunned green.
A child was sick and came to Xizi for treatment. After Lhotse's diagnosis, it was felt that the condition was serious and could be life-threatening if delayed. He gave the child a stunned head, but after taking the medicine prescribed to him by Lhote, the pain in his abdomen was unbearable, and his father hurried to ask Lhotse what was the matter.
Lhotse said, "It's okay, it's your son's illness and the medicine I gave you are fighting." ”
Before he could finish speaking, the patient's family members hurriedly came and said that the child was dead.
Lhotse laughed when he heard the applause and said, "How is it? It's still my medicine that is clever, and your son can't fight it. ”
Swimming matters. This time Lhotse was not so lucky, and the patient's family was furious and tied him up to report to the police.
Taking advantage of the darkness, Lhotse jumped into the river and escaped.
He ran home panting and saw his three sons studying under the lamp.
Luo Zi cried and persuaded his sons: "Son, don't be in a hurry to study first. ”
So what? As a father, it is important to learn to swim first! ”
Repeat. One day, a woman came to Lhotse and said that the patients he had healed needed to be healed.
When Lhotse heard this, it turned out to be a repeat customer. I want to practice medicine for many years, and every time I get rid of the disease, and I don't even have the root of the disease, how can there be repeat customers. When I inquired, I found out that this woman was the lady of the county order that swallowed silver. Mrs. County Commander said that because the county commander was dismissed, he became a vegetative person, and there was no way to find many famous doctors, so I just remembered you, the divine doctor, and I found this place after many inquiries, you have to be merciful to save him!
Luo Zi went with the county magistrate's wife to treat the county magistrate. After the diagnosis, Lhotse said: "Read him a notice of official reinstatement, maybe it will be fine directly." ”
Mrs. County Ling thought: "Since you want to read it, don't be reinstated, just read a prefect, let him be happy." When the county magistrate heard this, he stood up and died of laughter. Lhotse said regretfully: "I didn't follow the doctor's instructions and increased the dose without authorization." ”
End. It is said that Ji Xiaolan, a famous minister in the Qing Dynasty, hated quacks the most, and once wrote a couplet to ridicule quacks: "New ghosts are annoyed and old ghosts cry; His life is uncertain, and his life is resting. "It couldn't be more appropriate to describe Lhotse.
Postscript. Looking back on his medical career, Luo Zi always felt that he had realized something, but he was stuck in his throat and didn't know what to do.