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no.1、
One day, when I went downstairs to walk the dog after dinner, a little girl ran up to the dog and asked me, "Auntie, can I pet the puppy?" ”
I was only 18 years old, and she actually called me aunt, and I said seriously: "Call sister!" ”
Then the little girl said, "Auntie, can I touch my sister?" ”
Oops, my mother, I'm laughing to death! 」
no.2、
After the family finished eating, they were all watching TV in the hall, and suddenly there was a kissing scene on the TV, and I asked my son to pour a glass of water.
After a while, I didn't expect the hero and heroine to kiss again, I thought that my son was still young, so I asked my son to pour water for me.
The son pouted and asked, "Dad, do you get thirsty when you see someone kissing your mouth?" “
At that time, I was embarrassed in front of my family.
Oops, my mother, I'm laughing to death! 」
no.3、
In the evening, my seven-year-old son and I ate oranges, and I said to my son, "The juice of the orange peel can't get into the eyes, it will be spicy to the eyes!" ”
The son didn't believe it, so he said, "Dad, you can try it for me!" ”
I thought that he would know what it was like to feel it, so I gently touched him. The bear child actually shouted: "Mom! Daddy blinded me! I can't do my homework! I didn't expect my son to have a lot of eyes.
My daughter-in-law came over and gave me a scolding!
Hehe, this little ghost is laughing at me! 」
no.4、
Yesterday I taught my son: "Time is the knife that pierces lies, but the biggest enemy of life is not lies, but precisely time." ”
The son asked thoughtfully: "Isn't it just melon seeds?" ”
no.5、
In the kindergarten, a little Zhengtai held his fist and stretched out his hand in front of Xiao Lori and said, "This! Send you! Little Lori asked, "What do you want to give me?" While naturally opening his hand, he waited for him to hand it to her, and said, "My hand!" Hand in hand? Then they held each other's hands and ran away, really TM is a genius!
no.6、
Teacher: Xiaoxin, please use".Dilemmato form a sentence.
Xiaoxin:I was in a dilemma during the exam
Teacher: Is it that you can't answer the question, which makes you in a dilemma?
Xiaoxin:No, it's the two students on the left who have different answers, which makes me in a dilemma.
no.7、
Teacher: "What are four words used by that classmate to describe a person as ugly?" ”
Xiaohong: "Ugly? ”
Teacher: "No, no, no. ”
Xiao Ming: ".Kind of like you.
Teacher: "Get out of here."
no.8、
The little boy asked his father, "Do fathers always know more than sons?"
Dad replied: Of course.
The son asks: Who invented the electric light?
Father replied: Edison.
The son then askedSo why didn't Edison's dad invent the electric light?
no.9、
Once on the bus, a very cute little boy said to his mother, ".A pinch of hair on the top, a pinch of hair on the bottom, together become a pinch of hair, what kind of hair is that?
There was a snickering in the car.
Syllable! "Who did you learn from?! The child's mother slapped the little boy in anger, and the little boy covered his face and criedIt was taught by the teacher, and it was about eyelashes.
no.10、
Several of the children in the neighborhood are four or five years old, and they usually like to play together in groups.
Once, in order to amuse them, I said to them, ".Don't call me Daddy, or my stomach hurts
As a result, they chased and called my father, and chased and shouted for several streets!
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