1. One day, a sea turtle was walking on the beach and saw a crab crawling. The turtle asked the crab, "Why do you always walk sideways?" The crab replied, "Because I have pincers, who am I afraid of!" ”
2. Xiao Ming went to participate in the math competition, and when he came back, he said to his father: "Dad, I won a grand prize in the math competition today!" Dad happily asked, "Really?" What award did you win? Xiao Ming said proudly: "I won a 'participation award'." ”
3. A buddy moved a new foreigner next door, and one night the foreigner knocked on the door for help, saying: "My TV is broken and I can't change it." The guy looked down at his watch and said calmly, "It'll be fine after half past seven." ”
4. A puppy climbs onto your dining table and crawls towards a roast chicken, and you are furious and says: "If you dare to do anything to that roast chicken, I will dare to do to you," and as a result, the puppy licked the chicken butt, you fainted, and the puppy said happily: "Small, look who is ruthless." ”
5. One day, Xiao Ming said to his mother: "Mom, I want to become a bird, fly high, away from school, away from homework!" Mom smiled and replied, "Okay, so what kind of bird do you want to become?" Xiao Ming replied excitedly: "I want to become a koala, because koalas don't have to do homework, they only need to sleep and eat leaves!" ”
6. Once, a snail participated in a racing competition. After the race, the other runners excitedly ran over to the snail and asked, "How long did it take you to finish the race?" The snail calmly replied, "Well, I spent almost the whole afternoon, but the important thing is that I enjoyed every moment." The other players looked at each other and asked, "And how much money did you win?" The snail smiled and said, "Oh, that's it, I won a new shell." ”
7. Once, Xiao Ming said to his father, "Dad, I want to learn piano." Dad happily said, "Okay, then let's go find a piano teacher." Xiao Ming replied: "No, Dad, you just need to buy me a piano and a hammer." Dad asked suspiciously, "Why a hammer?" Xiao Ming replied proudly: "Because I will use a hammer to knock out a wonderful ** by myself!"
8. One day, a bird walked into a barber shop and said to the barber, "I'm going to get the most fashionable haircut." The barber asked curiously, "Are you sure?" Your feathers are already beautiful. The bird replied, "Of course, I want to be a 'fashion pioneer' in the bird world!" As a result, the barber gave the bird a super stylish haircut. The bird flew away satisfied, but the next day, the barber found that there was a pile of guano in the shop, and it turned out that the bird had sent a "fashion gift" in order to thank the barber!
9. One day, a snail participated in a running race. After the start of the race, the snail crawled slowly, and the other competitors ran as fast as they could. As a result, the snail became the last one. Frustrated, it came home and said to its mother, "Mom, I lost the game. The mother comforted it and said, "It's okay, son, you at least made it to the end." The snail listened to his mother's words and suddenly became happy: "Yes, Mom, I am the only snail who persevered to the end!" ”
10. One day, Xiao Ming asked his mother: "Mom, am I from **?" Mom replied, "I picked it up in the discount section of the supermarket." Xiao Ming said in surprise: "Wow, don't I have many brothers and sisters?" ”
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