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MineQQ groupingThe name is "a", "b", "c", "d", "e"...., girlfriend QQ is in "Group A". Today she sat next to me, looking at my QQ thinking up and down, and suddenly jumped up and said angrily: "Is your QQ group divided according to the size of your breast?and put me in group A".
And then....It's really not ......
A manRed and swollen eyesWhen I came to work, my colleague asked, "What's wrong?".”
Yesterday I was walking down the street, and a young lady's skirt was blown up by the wind, and I kindly helped her pull it down, and she actually punched me in the left eye!”
What about the right eye?”
I thought she didn't like to pull her skirt down, so I helped her lift it up again
There was a girl who went to the obstetrics and gynecology department.
Doctor:Miss, congratulations on your pregnancy, and please tell your husband on becoming a father.
Miss: Doctor, I'm not married. I don't have a boyfriend either.
Doctor: That's right. Then you tell your parentsThe second Jesu is about to be born.
Five-year-old sister and four-year-old brother take a bath together, My sister saw my brother's little **, so she wanted to play, and my brother said angrily: ".You've played with you, and you want to play with mine again, no way!
The wife went out to collect debts, only to return empty-handed after a few months.
The husband said angrily, "You are so incompetent!".”
The wife was unconvinced and said, "Although I didn't ask for the money, the boss's child was taken hostage by me!."”
My husband was overjoyed and asked, "What about people?"”
The wife patted her stomach and said, ".Locked inside!
There was a mother and son in the car, the child was still wearing open crotch pants, the child kept talking, everyone was looking at him and thought he was cute. The child suddenly asked his mother, ".Why does the sister on the other side keep staring at my little jj?
Then, I heard everyone laughing all around, and the girl opposite (about 20 years old) also blushed, and as a result, his mother came and said: ".My sister didn't look at you, but people have seen a lot.
Ah, eldest sister, how can you make the little girl feel embarrassed, and the people around you are holding back ...... internal injuries
At a class reunion, there was a classmate with good grades who was bald before he was 30, and we all praised him for being extremely smart, and suddenly a classmate with bad grades asked: What is a half-bald like me?
We all say you're that".Be smart
I have a colleague's last nametext, everyone usually calls himBrother Wen。There is another colleague, the last word is calledwaves, everyone calls herBobo。One day the two met.
BoboHello bra!
Bra:Hello Bobo!
BoboIt's up to you to cover it in the future!
Bra:You're welcome!It's up to you in the future!
A sign is placed on the lawn of the park that reads: ".It is forbidden to step on the lawn, and violators will be fined one yuan.
A regular visitor to the park noticed that the fine written on the sign was less than before, so he asked the park attendant: ".Why are the fines lower?Didn't you need to pay a fine of $5 before?
Service staff: "No one stepped on five pieces." ”
I'm used to sleeping with my girlfriend, and one day I brought my girlfriend home, and when I was eating, my mom said that I slept with my dad tonight, and my girlfriend and my mom who.
When it was time to go to bed at night, I couldn't help but turn over to my dad, but an hour passed, I fell asleep in a daze, and my dad suddenly jumped up from the bed and gave me "** two slaps, which just beat me up, I thought my dad would say that I was unruly, but I didn't expect my dad to say".You little Wang Ba cake, you want to die, you want to ** private money!
That night, I didn't sleep all night!
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