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In chemistry class, the teacher is explaining the "relationship between solvent and solute", the teacher said: "A certain amount of solvent can only dissolve a certain amount of solvent, for example, solvent is like a stomach, solute is like a meal, you can eat a second bowl if you eat one bowl, but the third bowl is full, can you still eat it?" “
Suddenly, the same table stood up and asked the teacher, "Teacher, do you still have any dishes?" “
The teacher ...... blankly
InstantlyThe whole class burst into laughter! 」
Xiaohua particularly admires Peking University and regards it as his goal. On this day, he took the bus home from school and came up alone at Peking University Station. The man was not good-looking, and he carried a pocket, on which the words "Peking University" were impressively printed.
Xiaohua looked at him with reverence and thought, "It's really unseemly, don't look at him dressed casually, maybe he's a graduate student." ”
Soon the car arrived at the station, and when the man got out of the car, he unfolded his pocket, and it turned out to be—".Northeast riceTwo words were obscured.
The wife said to her husband, "Honey, I just found out that our marriage certificate has expired. The husband replied in surprise, "Really?" So are we living together illegally now? ”
I have a friend of two goods, I picked up a mobile phone, and the phone case contains a note: "If my phone is dropped one day, please return it, thank you, my number: 139......”
An old man is playing Tai Chi in the park, and one move and one style are very powerful.
A young man was envious when he saw it: "Uncle Kung Fu is so good, how can you practice it?" ”
The old man said, "Ancestral Kung Fu! I'll stand still and hit me with your best strength! ”
So the young man punched the old man hard, and the result was ......Fifty-six thousand!
I'm a boy.,Yesterday I went shopping with a more unrestrained girl.,The girl looks cute.,But the heart is very man.,Passing by a bus stop.,The girl pointed to the dispatch room above and said "Theater room?" Uncle, why don't we go in and have fun? "I really want to find a hole to get into, those two girls next to me, what do you mean by laughing so loudly?
In a Shanghai subway station, an elderly gentleman strayed into the downward passage of an escalator, but insisted on going up. His insistence and the movement of the escalator form a comical confrontation that attracts the attention of the passengers present. Eventually, a young man stepped forward to assist and gently guided him to the right path, and everyone around him was amused by the scene.
The little brothers were playing hide-and-seek at home, and they actually found the money I had glued to the back of the table. Fortunately, my daughter-in-law has just gone out because of something, and my two sons want to ......Eldest son: Half of the meeting.
Youngest Son: My brother is right.
Me: You can't be too greedy 2 8 points, I am 8, you two 2
Eldest son: 4 6 points.
Me: No, 3 7 points at most.
The soprano behind her said: I've got it all!!
Daughter-in-law, what, I'm teasing them.
Taking the bus, a middle-aged couple came up, and when the uncle put in the coin, his hand stopped in mid-air and hesitated, and the aunt shouted: "What do you want?" Cast it! ”
The uncle turned around and said seriously: "It is written on the carriage that explosive materials are forbidden to get on the train, or do you go down?" ”
When the aunt heard this, she instantly let us know what the uncle said with practical actionsExplosivesWhat's up. Uncle was scratched so much that his face was spent!
Me: "Do you think my new clothes look good?" ”
Girlfriend: "Wow, you don't go with such a beautiful dress."The whole volumePair it up? ”
I was speechless for a moment.
Girlfriend: "I'm kidding, hehehe, but you're really average, and you definitely don't look as good as me."Or you send me to wear it for a few days, and you will wear it when it looks good!
I wanted to strangle her to death.
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