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Xiao Zhang is not good-looking, and finally found a girlfriend. He handed his girlfriend's ** to his buddy and said proudly, "Beautiful, right?" ”
The buddy looked at **, then looked at Xiao Zhang's face, and said, "If you use plants to describe her, then she is a flower; If you use vegetables to describe her, then she is cabbage; If you could describe her as an animal, she would be a swan. ”
Xiao Zhang:You're making fun of me in disguise, aren't you?
Flower arrangementCow dungon, cabbage quiltPigsArched,Leprosy**Want to eat swan meat).
When I was in elementary school, I was looking for my marbles at home, but I couldn't find them for a long time, and I thought: my mother must have hidden them for me. I rummaged through the cabinets and searched for a long time, still did not find, I tried my luck to see if there was in the cupboard, the result was really, I was happy, in a hurry, but accidentally knocked the bowl with leftovers on the stove to the ground and broken, at that time I was at a loss for what to do, suddenly heard the cat barking outside the door, I had an idea, and dragged all the bowls on the stove to the ground.
The next night, my mother came back from the field, found the broken bowl on the ground, and scolded: "Which cat, come to my house and break all the bowls with me, and suffer a thousand cut......s.""But my mom scolded all night, and I hid under the covers and laughed secretly.
Oops, my mother, you're such a genius!
I introduced a boyfriend to my girlfriend's cousin, and my cousin asked me how I was. I replied: "This is a good buddy of mine, handsome and rich in the family, and the most important thing is that he is a typical warm man, who can definitely take care of you after being proficient in laundry and cooking!" ”
My girlfriend's cousin was very satisfied, but when she left, I noticed that my girlfriend seemed a little unhappy, so I asked, "Honey, what's wrong?" ”
The girlfriend said angrily: "What's wrong? There are such good boys who don't keep it for me, and they're embarrassed to say they love me all day long? ”
A librarian mistakenly turned up the volume of relaxation** too much, and the whole library suddenly resounded with earth-shattering rock 'n' roll**. The readers looked confused at first, and then began to sway gently with the **, and the library instantly became a small ** meeting site.
My birth was an accident, and it was all because of my brother's misdeeds!
When I was a child, my brother was an only son, and this thing was an only son, and he was going to go to heaven, and he blew up the cowshed and pigsty in the middle of the night, so that the whole family jumped in the middle of the night to find pigs and cows, and that's it! Once I also blasted out the grandfather who was squatting in the pit with a cannonball, and the angry grandfather, without saying a word, desperately paid the fine, and asked my father to have another one, and then there was me!
I know a man, and I've dated several times. I went to the movies today, we both wore 3D glasses, and I saw him secretly texting: Mom, I'll take a girl home tomorrow for you to see. After watching the movie, I reminded him when I said goodbye: "Is there anything scheduled for tomorrow?" He said, "I have something to do tomorrow, so I'll contact you the day after tomorrow."
What if you find out that your husband has cheated on you?
Today is a good time to see what domineering is! A man asked his daughter-in-law, what if you find out that I have betrayed you? His daughter-in-law replied directly! If you dare to play betrayal with your mother, I will make your life finished! The man's face is white!
Xiao Wang worked in the personnel department on the 10th floor, and a month ago, he was transferred to the administrative department on the 9th floor.
Today, classmate Xiao Wang called the personnel department to find him: "Is Xiao Wang here?" ”
A colleague said: "Xiao Wang is no longer in personnel." ”
Xiao Wang: "Huh?! When did it happen, why didn't I know, I hadn't had time to send him yet? ”
It's okay, you can go down there and find him......”
Recently, I have written a lot of paragraphs, and my skills are getting more and more powerful.
On this day, my wife bought a new dress, took a photo and sent it a circle after wearing it, with the caption: "Is it good-looking?" ”
I commented below: "I am afraid that you will be sad if you tell the truth, and I will be ashamed to tell lies." ”
As a result, I went to the vegetable market in the afternoon to buy two pieces of tofu, and when I came back to look at WeChat, she actually blocked me.
It's really bloody!
The family was watching a ball game in the living room, and the child's aunt farted in the house, making a loud noise, and then stiffened her mouth, saying that it was like this after cutting the hemorrhoids, and she wouldn't let out a dumb fart, it was all loud....
Then the child's father answered: "That's the matter, it seems that the doctor has good skills, and he cut a whistle for you......."“
Immediately, everyone laughed!
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