One day, while walking in a villa in the suburbs, Bonezhlev met a farmer holding a watermelon, so he stepped forward and asked
Can you give me the watermelon in your hand, comrade?"
Please pick one, great Comrade Brezhlev"!
But you only have one in your hand," Brezhlev asked, puzzled.
Yes, Comrade Brezhlev, please pick one".
You have a broken watermelon in your hand, tell me how to choose," Brezhlev scolded.
But we've always been choosing one of the broken watermelons."
Two: What is the difference between Western European fairy tales and Soviet fairy tales?
The beginning of a Western European fairy tale: ...... a long, long time ago
The beginning of the Soviet fairy tale: ...... in the near future
Why was it impossible for a two-party system to emerge in the USSR?
A: Because we can't afford it.
What difficulties were the most common in the USSR?
A: Temporary difficulties.
What was the institutional superiority of the USSR?
A: He overcame a lot of difficulties that didn't exist in other systems.
Americans: I dare to shout "Reagan, please" outside the White House
Soviets: I also dare to shout "Reagan, please" outside the Kremlin
3. "Whose People Are Loyal".
One day Brezhnev and Carter showed off whose people were more loyal, so they called their bodyguards and told them to jump from the building. The bodyguard of the Soviet Union jumped after thinking about it, and the bodyguard of the American ** hesitated and said, "I'm sorry Mr. **, I let you lose".
I understand you because you still have a mother and a child," Carter said, holding his hand.
But Carter still didn't understand why the Soviet people were so loyal, so he looked at Brezhnev.
Because he still has a mother and a child," Brezhnev said lightly.
Four: OneAn Eastern European peasant woman saw that the Soviet Red Army was putting up posters of Stalin everywhere, so she asked puzzledly
Who is this man and why are we putting posters of him everywhere".
This is the great Comrade Stalin, who helped us to drive out Nazi Germany". The man next to him replied.
Oh, that's great, so can he help us get rid of the ** people?
Five:A Moscow man took his mother, who was in the countryside, to his luxurious villa and introduced her to her luxurious furniture, expensive car and maid.
But the old lady had a sad face.
*Q: Mother, what's wrong with you? Are you dissatisfied with these?
The mother said, "Son, all this is fine, but Comrade Brezhnev said that he would not allow his ** to live such a luxurious life".
Oh, all this was given to me by Brezhnev"** said lightly.
The Americans say, "Our country can criticize the United States on any occasion **!" Of course, our country is freer".
The Soviets said unconvinced
In our country it is also possible to criticize the United States on any occasion **".
Seven: An old Soviet lady has not had a full meal for a long time, and her wife has just returned from a meeting in the village and told her excitedly
Honey, we will have everything soon".
Are you sure? That's wonderful," said the old lady eagerly.
Yes, "dear", you just have to follow me.
Soon the old couple came to the river and shouted, "Long live Stalin!" ”
Long live Stalin" "Long live Stalin".
The USSR asked the Americans: Who is the Ford Motor Company?
American: Mr. Ford's.
Soviets: And what about the cars at the door?
Americans: Workers.
The Americans then asked who owned your car factories?
Soviets: Workers.
American: And whose cars belong to your door?
Soviets: director and leader of the plant.
Nine: The soldiers on the front lines during World War II had not eaten for a long time, so they sent a telegram to Moscow asking for help.
Moscow called back: "Please tighten your belt."
Call back from the front: "Please hurry up and support the belt of the trousers".
Ten: One day, the Soviet KGB and the CIA boasted to each other about whose intelligence was more accurate.
"We have a lot of your sophisticated military parameters and missile data, as well as your military plans for the next 20 years," the KGB said. ”
The CIA said: "You are very good, but we have a list of your leaders for the next 20 years."