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no.1、
There was a person who went to buy a car, and the price of the car was 80,000 yuan. He searched all over his body and found 79,998 yuan, a difference of two yuan. He saw a beggar in front of the shop, so he went to the beggar and said, "Please, give me two yuan, I have to buy a car."
The beggar took out 4 yuan very formally, handed it to him and said:Buy one for me
no.2、
Men and women meet. M: I used to see your **, but now I see you, it turns out that your ** is all P. Female: Who doesn't p now, I see you, it's the same.
M: I haven't sent you **, how can you say that I have also p?
F: I said you looked like you had been struck by lightning.
no.3、
In the morning, I was making my bed, and my daughter came running up to me and said, "Mom, you have to pat it under the pillow." “”
I'm happy in my heart, ah, my daughter loves to be clean at a young age.
Unexpectedly, she continued: "Because below are all the boogers I collected last night!" ”
no.4、
My buddy went to the flower and bird market to buy hamsters.
My brother said to the boss, "Boss, buy a hamster." ”
The boss said, "Buy two, give it a girlfriend and a companion." ”
My buddy was anxious and scolded: "Lao Tzu doesn't have a girlfriend, what girlfriend does the beast want?" ”
no.5、
My desktop computer has been broken for over a year, kept plugged in, and suddenly it turned on! I was taken aback, only to see the computer manager slowly popping up:Your computer has been powered on for a year and four months, beating %0 computers in the country
no.6、
At the end of the high math class in the morning of the freshman year, a buddy went to sleep, and was found by the high math teacher in the second class, and the teacher walked up to him and asked, "Classmate, what's wrong with you?" ”
The guy immediately pretended to be sick and said, "Teacher....I'm a little dizzy....”
The teacher smiled and said, "Can you not get dizzy with high math in English books?"
no.7、
Last night, when our family had dinner at home, I looked at my son at the dinner table and said to him earnestly: "Son, look at the little Wang who lives next door to us and is in the same class as you, he usually loves to study, his academic performance is good, and he doesn't like to play games, and he is very polite." ”
As a result, my son, who was eating on the side, didn't talk all the time! At the end, he said meaningfully: "Dad, what's the matter, you want me to fall in love with him?" I'm a man! ”
no.8、
The biggest mistake in life is to wait for your girlfriend downstairs, and when you come down, you don't look ......good in clothes like this
As a result, she ran up to change her clothes again and didn't come down for half an hour.
A person messy ...... in the wind
no.9、
I was temporarily pulled to watch the midnight show at night, and I was so sleepy that I couldn't open my eyelids, and the movie was not good, so I fell asleep all of a sudden.
At the end of the movie, I suddenly woke up, and my companion turned his head and asked me if the movie was good?
I said it was good-looking.
At this time, the audience in the back row angrily scolded: "What a good look! You two take turns snoring and kicking the stool and you can't wake up! ”
no.10、
Xiaoqiang confessed to the girl he had known for many years: My dear, I love you very much! I will do anything to make your life happy.
Girl: Really?
Xiaoqiang: Really.
Girls:Then you help me find a boyfriend
Old irons, pierce your heart! ）
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